"I'm back aren't wewe all so happy!" Cowtails alisema happily.

Skipper stared at her, "Uhhh...Sure..."

Cowtails scowled, "Geez if you're all gonna be jerks I'll just let Sweet Pripper deal with you!"

Kowalski's eyes widened. "Oh please no...I missed you" He alisema quickly.

Rico nodded, "uhuh uhuh uhuh"

Private laughed nervously, "Me too!"

"So only Skipper needs punishment...what shall I do?" Cowtails alisema deep in thought.

"ANYTHING BUT THE CAT!" Skipper screamed.

Sweet Pripper's POV

"Or needle cat." I said.

"Needle cat...I like that idea." My friend alisema with a smile.

"AAAAAHHHHHH! HELP! NEEDLE WEILDING GIRLFRIEND IS ABOUT TO KILL ME!" Skipper screamed.

I don't think Cowtails would kill him… au would she? Skipper ran past me screaming.

"Get back here wewe pint-sized commando!" Cowtails shouted, chasing Skipper with a needle in hand.

Then Private chased Cowtails with Rico.

"Cowtails! Please stop this!" The little penguin, auk shouted.

"STOP! STOP!" Rico yelled.

I got out some popcorn to enjoy the show.

Skipper jumped on my lap suddenly, "AAHHHHHHHHH! SAVE ME!"

I had to stop myself from killing him myself. No one is allowed on my lap!

"Skipper! It's your girlfriend! I really don't think she'll kill you!" Kowalski shouted.

I look over to see Private calming Cowtails down. She looked calm.

"Yes...he didn't mean to be rude to you..." Private alisema slowly.

"KABOOM!" Rico suddenly shouted.

The calm expression was wiped from her face, "AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I'M GONNA KILL MY BOYFRIEND! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

(I am listening to the song, Kill My Boyfriend. xD)

"Uh oh...Private, Rico, she's gone to extreme insane levels! bata and cover! Get out of here and go to Sweet Pripper's house now! Skipper, nice serving with you!" Kowalski shouted.

Then the three penguins grabbed me and ran out of Cowtails house. I got legs wewe know!

Skipper's POV

OHCRAPOHCRAP!

"Mommy..." I gulped.

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'LL FIND wewe SOONER au LATER, SKIPPY! HEEEHEEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHE!" Cowtails shouted.

I'm dead!