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“No, Mort! wewe are so stupid-y! wewe can not just hop right in front of me like that when I am shaking my money-maker!” Julien snapped at the small lemur.

“But I wanted to shake my money-maker, too!” Mort protested.

“No! wewe do not have a money-maker! Only the king has the maker of the money,” Julien insisted as he dusted off his crown. “Also, I—”

“King Julien!” Maurice interrupted from the sidelines.

“Maurice!” Julien alisema angrily. “How dare wewe interrupt me when I am ranting!”

“Just look!” Maurice alisema pointing to the penguins’ habitat across the way.

Julien followed his finger and instantly his expression relaxed and his ears drooped.

On the penguins’ island, Private spotted Kowalski from above as Rico spotted him from below, inside the HQ, as Kowalski pulled Skipper up and out of the hatch on a rope with a series of pulleys, with four ropes branching off at the end secured to four corners of a . . .

“Wheelchair,” Maurice alisema under his breath. “When Marlene told us that he was in a wheelchair, I never doubted it, but seeing it is just . . .”

“Unbelieveable,” Julien finished for him.

“How long has it been since we saw him last?” Maurice asked slowly.

“Well,” Julien started, “the accident was on . . .?”

“July the first,” Maurice answered.

“And today is . . .?”

“August the twenty-second,” Maurice answered slowly.

“Is the bossy penguin, auk all better, King Julien?” Mort piped up.

Gradually, Julien smiled and he coughed out an overjoyed laugh.

“I don’t know, but I don’t care!” Julien announced jumping down from his rock. “Come, my loyal subjects! Let us initiate the warmest of welcomings!” he alisema rushing toward the penguins’ habitat.

“Okay, that wasn’t so bad, I guess,” Skipper alisema as the boys settled him on the island and detached the ropes. He took a deep breath of fresh air that ended up stinging his lungs after going so long without it, but he found himself liking how it felt.

“No, it seems to have gone quite well. Now we just need to get wewe from here to the other side of the pool,” Kowalski replied.

“Skipper!”

The penguins turned their attention to Julien as he jumped over the side of the habitat and landed on their island with Maurice and Mort lagging behind. Julien threw his arms around Skipper, causing his wheelchair to roll back a few inches.

“Skipper, wewe have no idea how much that I—” He caught himself and let go, dusting himself off. “I mean, Mort missed you. Right, Mort?”

“Okay!” Mort replied with a smile.

“Yes, he insisted on coming over when he saw you,” Julien alisema examining his paw.

Skipper glanced at the team with a humorous smile.

“Well, I guess I have to admit, I missed Mort, too,” he alisema cocking an inquisitive brow.

“Hey, what about me?!” Julien blurted turning sharply at him. After realizing all eyes had fallen on him, he relaxed and crossed his arms, looking at the ground. “You know, not that I care, au anything.”

Maurice rolled his eyes behind them as Skipper did the same, although with a smile.

“Well, Ringtail, admittedly, I guess deep, deep, deep down, I did miss wewe just a little bit,” he alisema shifting awkwardly in his wheelchair.

Julien’s ears drooped and he looked at him.

“Really?” he asked softly. Without waiting for an answer, he flung his arms around him again. “I missed wewe just a little tiny bit, too, buddy!”

Skipper coughed.

“Ringtail—I can’t—I can’t breathe,” Skipper rasped.

“What’s going on over here?”

Julien let go and everyone turned to the sound of Marlene’s voice as she hopped onto the penguins’ island with a disbelieving stare. An awkward silence passed before Skipper wheeled himself into view from behind the lemurs and the team. Marlene’s eyes widened in shock and her jaw dropped open when she saw him.

“We were all just . . . getting some fresh air,” he alisema with a warm smile.

Marlene assessed him for a moment and a smile crossed over her face.

“Are wewe serious?” she asked incredulously.

“Affirmative,” Skipper alisema with a nod.

Marlene laughed and started to back away with an excited hop in her step.

“I—I have to tell the others!” she alisema as she leapt into the pool and climbed over the wall. wewe could hear her in the near distance announcing that “Skipper’s back!” to everyone in the zoo.

Skipper turned his head toward Kowalski, although he didn’t look him in the eye.

“She’s been waiting for this, hasn’t she?” he asked with a hint of guilt in his voice.

Kowalski smiled and sighed.

“No, Skipper. Everyone has,” he answered softly.

“Yes!” Julien agreed. “And do wewe know what this calls for? A celebration!” he announced turning to Maurice.

Skipper straightened in his wheelchair.

“Actually, Ringtail, that won’t be n—”

“Maurice, we’re going to need music, lights, snacks, a guest list, and a party location,” Julien alisema listing the orders on his fingers. “Ooh! And smoothies, too!”

“On it, your highness!” Maurice alisema turning on his heel and hurrying off with Mort.

“Yay, celebration!” Mort cried as they left.

Skipper wheeled himself around to Julien’s front.

“Ringtail, seriously, wewe don’t need to—”

“—hold back?” Julien cut in. “No worries on that one, buddy! I will be throwing wewe the best-est, most biggest party ever!” he alisema before he scampered off.

Skipper smacked his forehead.

“Is it too late to go back inside?” he whined.

Kowalski chuckled and patted his back as he came around to his side.

“Come now, Skipper, everyone wants to see you. It’s been over a month, and they really miss you. Surely, wewe won’t let Julien be the reason wewe go back into hiding,” he reasoned.

Skipper sighed.

“Okay, fine. But only if wewe agree to tamper with the music.”

“Done,” Kowalski agreed without hesitation.

Skipper laughed and sighed as he rolled his head back.

“It really has been over a month, hasn’t it?” he asked looking at the sky.

Kowalski looked down.

“Affirmative, I’m afraid,” he answered softly.

Skipper looked at him.

“Do wewe think they’ll see me differently?” he asked quietly.

Kowalski thought for a moment and smiled.

“I think they’ll see wewe just as they saw wewe before,” he said. “A good friend.”

— § —

That evening started unexpectedly well.

News had buzzed through the zoo faster than time could catch up. Everyone talked as if Skipper hadn’t even been in the zoo at all. Most showed up at the Zoovenir duka long before Julien had scheduled the party. Conversation had grown concerning Skipper’s sudden reappearance. It had come seemingly out of nowhere, without warning au even some sort of sign. How long had he been considering it? Didn’t Marlene say he was in a wheelchair?

Finally, the tension in the room had grown to its maximum as the clock ticked closer to five o’clock, the saa the party was meant to begin, therefore the saa Skipper was supposed to arrive. Maurice and Mort had hurried off to retrieve zaidi snacks and matunda for the smoothies since much of the supply they had brought earlier had disappeared due to anxious munching kwa the guests.

“Sh! Everyone quiet down!” Mason called from the window in a hushed whisper. Everyone turned his way and their voices died down. “They’re coming! Everyone act natural!”

“Are wewe nervous?” Kowalski asked Skipper as he and the team walked beside him to the Zoovenir Shop.

“A little,” Skipper answered as he glanced at one of the Shop’s windows to see Mason bata out of sight. “Are wewe sure this is a good idea?”

“I’m sure,” Kowalski assured him. “Just be yourself. The wheelchair may change your appearance, but it will never change who wewe are.”

Skipper slowed to a stop and the team stood around him.

“I just feel like I’m going to be meeting them for the first time again. I don’t know if I can face that. I see old and crippled people coming to the zoo all the time. People look at them like they’re—like they’re helpless,” he explained looking at his legs.

“Not everyone looks at them that way, Skipper,” Kowalski said. “You only think they do because you’re afraid that’s how everyone will see you. Skipper, you’re going to have to face them sooner au later. They’ve been waiting to see wewe all day. If wewe back out now, they’ll be so disappointed. I assure you, you’re just overthinking it.”

Skipper breathed heavily.

“What if you’re wrong?” he asked slowly.

Kowalski smiled.

“I’m not,” he answered confidently.

Skipper looked at him reluctantly. Then he cast a glance over Rico and Private, who smiled with encouragement. Skipper took a deep breath and sighed.

“We’re behind you, no matter what,” Private assured him patting him on the back reassuringly.

“I know,” Skipper alisema straightening himself. “I guess we should get going,” he added as he started mbele with his moyo racing.

“There’s the Skipper I know,” Kowalski alisema following behind with the rest of the team.

The door to the duka was opened just a crack, so Private and Rico pushed it open as Skipper slowly wheeled himself over the threshold with Kowalski following behind.

The zoosters all looked at Skipper in an obvious over-dramatic surprise, almost as if they hadn’t suspected his inaonyesha up at all. However, despite their attempted subtlety, their heartfelt greetings were sincere. maswali came from all directions; how have wewe been holding up for the past month? what’s been going on in the HQ? we heard wewe were taking physical therapy, how’s that going? what made wewe finally decide to come out?

Skipper gladly took his time to thoughtfully answer each of their questions. It was a difficult thing to accept—even just the possibility of never walking again—and even still is sometimes. But he’d battled far worse in the past, and he wasn’t going to let this get him down. He and the team had actually been doing well in the HQ. Kowalski helped him with his therapy each day, he and Private had had much time to talk about missions and how all the others were doing, and Rico would bring down meals and do any maintenance needing done. He’d spent most of his time playing cards with Private au working on his therapy on his own even after Kowalski had finished with him. Of course, Marlene had also been a big help when the boys had to take care of the bigger missions.

Speaking of therapy, it’s been going well. Although, he did have to be truthful. Chances of him walking anytime soon were unlikely. It would probably be about a mwaka before he even got to stand. Even with the unfortunate news, the confident way Skipper informed them made the news seem zaidi relieving. Better late than never, right?

He decided to come out when he finally truly accepted everything that had happened to him. It was a tough process; first, he had to realize that the situation had affected all of them. After he started therapy, the extent of his injuries became zaidi real. He just wasn’t ready to onyesha off his disability to everyone he knew. Finally, he realized that hiding in a box until he recovered was ridiculous considering how long that would take. He’d already missed so much, and he couldn’t kubeba to miss month’s on end worth of life going on in the zoo and New York without him.

“Well, we couldn’t imagine life going on without you, either, Skipper,” Marlene ametoa maoni once Skipper had finished his story. The others nodded in agreement.

Julien hopped to the center of the floor.

“And I cannot be imagining life going on without this party getting started! Hit it, Maurice!” he commanded his right hand man. A moment later, the duka was filled with electronic dance muziki as the official signal for the party’s beginning.

Skipper turned to Kowalski and mumbled under his breath, “About that deal . . .?”

Kowalski laughed.

“A deal is a deal. I’ll see what I can do,” he alisema as he tried to discretely make his way over to the boom box.

The inayofuata couple hours consisted of laughs, long conversations, eating snacks and drinking smoothies, and many zaidi maswali in which the majibu would ultimately lead to zaidi questions. Julien and Maurice argued over why the boom box had mysteriously started playing nothing but KLOU Radio. Skipper decided to try and ignore when someone tried and failed not to look at his wheelchair au his legs. He told himself that if he could get used to it, so could they.

Skipper eventually found himself happy with his decision to stop hiding. He even laughed at himself for ever thinking that his Marafiki would ever see him for anyone but who he is. Although the sympathy he did catch in some of their gazes did pinch incessantly at his gut, he tried not to let that bother him either. Nitpicking each of their absentminded insensitivities would only ruin the point of dragging his tail feathers over there in the first place.

After a while of excitement, the mood of the evening shifted for the worst.

There was a round of laughs, and a gasp was heard from atop the counter. Someone shouted, “Maurice is choking!” and everyone started scrambling mbele to try to figure some way to help. Skipper’s first instinct was to jump into action, but he was quickly reminded of his restraint. But that didn’t stop him from leaping—give au take the actual leap—into action and rolled himself around the other wanyama and nearly left skid marks as he rounded the counter where Alice kept the wooden plank she’d use to get into their habitat. He pulled it out from behind the counter and with a little bit of effort, he managed to heshima it up on the edge.

Skipper rolled backward to gain some momentum and shot straight toward the plank, and climbed upward until he rolled onto the countertop . . . just as someone handed Maurice a glass of water and Kowalski patted his back.

“Are wewe all right, Maurice? You’re lucky we were here; a few zaidi seconds, and wewe might have Lost consciousness,” Kowalski alisema as Rico and Private cleaned up the matunda Maurice had expelled from his esophagus when Kowalski gave him the Heimlich.

Skipper looked from Kowalski and Maurice to the other zoo animals, who had all gathered around the counter to see if Maurice was okay. A couple of them noticed Skipper and whispered something to one another.

“Thanks, Kowalski,” Maurice alisema hoarsely. He took another sip of water and noticed Skipper behind them. “Oh, I’m sorry, Skipper. I didn’t mean to interrupt everything.”

Everyone turned to look at him and Skipper cleared his throat uncomfortably.

“I’m sorry, everyone, but, uh . . . I’m really tired. I think I’ll go on back to HQ,” he alisema as he slowly turned and rolled back down the plank and started out the door.

Julien trotted up inayofuata to him.

“Wait! Are wewe sure? We have not even had the boogie dance-off, yet! It’s gonna be great,” he tempted with a smile.

Skipper didn’t halt his departure as he responded.

“Thanks, Ringtail,” he alisema without making eye contact, “but I really want to get some rest. I’m sorry.”

The other wanyama watched him leave. An awkward silence passed through the room before Kowalski stepped forward.

“My—apologies, everyone. wewe all just—continue the party and we’ll be on our way,” Kowalski alisema before ushering the boys out the Zoovenir Shop.

“Skipper!” Kowalski called as he and the rest of the team jogged to catch up with him.

Skipper acted as if he didn’t hear him and tried to wheel away faster. The team leapt onto their bellies and slid until they’d passed him and blocked his path.

“Skipper,” Private alisema getting to his feet. “What’s the matter? Why the sudden retreat?”

Skipper turned his head away, refusing eye contact.

“I’m just tired, Private. I want to go to bed,” he insisted.

“Skipper, did someone say something to you?” Kowalski asked. “Did they make a maoni that upset you?”

Skipper tried to wheel around them, but they blocked his path again.

“Kowalski, please, I don’t want to talk about it. Let me pass,” he demanded.

“Skipper, I don’t understand. wewe seemed to be having such a nice time, seeing everyone again. What happened—?”

“You happened!” Skipper blurted, taking the team aback.

“Me?” Kowalski alisema with a disbelieving shake of his head. “What did—?”

Skipper sighed heavily and put his face in his flipper, leaning on the armrest of the wheelchair kwa his elbow.

“I didn’t mean that,” he alisema softly. Anyone who didn’t know Skipper well wouldn’t be able to tell he was close to tears. But the team knew. “I just . . .” he alisema into his flipper, “when Maurice choked, I . . . I was just so slow. wewe alisema it yourself, Kowalski. A few zaidi sekunde and he would’ve Lost consciousness. If it’d just been me and Maurice in there, I don’t think I would’ve been able to save him. It’d be pretty hard to give the Heimlich sitting in this blasted chair, anyway. I just can’t help but wonder if something’s going to happen before I get better, and I’ll be the only one who can do anything. Except that I . . . I can’t.”

The team exchanged a glance.

“Skipper,” Kowalski started, “I understand how wewe feel, but—”

“How could wewe possibly understand how I feel, Kowalski?” Skipper asked finally turning to look at him.

Kowalski locked eyes with him.

“Nineteen years ago, Operation: Getaway Gurney. I was fatally wounded and barely hanging on, and wewe had to fight with all wewe had to get us out of enemy territory. I was just hanging on to consciousness, but I still remember that siku as if it were yesterday. wewe received near-fatal head trauma, a deep gash on your side, and a black eye the size of a grapefruit,” he alisema through a hard stare. Skipper dropped his gaze and alisema nothing. “No matter what was thrown at you, wewe pushed through. As weakened as I was, no amount of determination to jump out of that beaten up luggage gari to come to your aid would’ve done any good, because I couldn’t.

“When I finally woke up the inayofuata morning, you’d tied a ripped piece of cloth from your tent around your waist, yet blood still made its way through. wewe faltered through every step, as if wewe were ready to pass out for a whole week. Yet wewe resisted any urge to rest until wewe stabilized me, no matter how much I begged.

“Fourteen years ago, Operation: Sticky Situation. wewe were in capture of the enemy. They toyed with Rico and I, sending video calls to us. Showed us what sort of torture wewe had endured. Sometimes did it while we were still on the call. We wanted no zaidi than to stop them, but how could we until we figured out where they were keeping you?

“Twelve years ago, when we found Private. He was only seven, and he’d Lost his parents. He was all alone. We took him in, not fully sure what we could do with such a young penguin. Yet, somehow he took a liking to you, for some reason.” Kowalski tried to remain serious, but found himself unresistant to a smile at the memory. “We had to leave him alone while we dealt with a mission. We came back, all of us beaten and exhausted. Private pestered us about what had happened. He wanted to make us all feel better, but he didn’t know how. So, he just did what he did know. He offered to cleanse our wounds every ten minutes, brought us chai without our asking, tried to chop up our samaki into bite-sized pieces so we wouldn’t choke.” Kowalski started to chuckle and sideways glanced at Private, who was smiling bashfully.

“Rico ended up growling at me not to touch his lunch,” Private commented.

Kowalski’s smile faded again.

“Skipper, I will agree that there are certain aspects of your situation that we will never fully understand without experiencing it firsthand. But there still is a small part of each of us that understand what you’re going through, that understand what it’s like to feel as if you’ve Lost all control. wewe have to trust us, Skipper. I know wewe feel like you’re nothing if wewe can’t save the day, but until wewe get walking again, there isn’t anything wewe can do about it. wewe need to accept that wewe can’t do everything—that wewe need help. Don’t put yourself down because of things wewe can’t change.”

Skipper remained silent before he closed his eyes and sighed.

“Since when did wewe get so good with words, Kowalski?” he asked softly, almost smiling.

Kowalski thought for a moment.

“We’re brothers, Skipper. I don’t have to be good with words.”

— § —

Note: KLOU Radio (103.3) is a channel that plays the biggest hits from the sixties through the nineties. The reason I chose this particular channel is because in Madagascar 2 and 3, the only songs Skipper (and the other penguins as well) seemed to enjoy were the ones they put in the radio, including More Than A Feeling kwa Boston from 1976 and Anyway wewe Want It kwa Journey from 1980. I thought it was okay to assume they at least enjoy some of the oldies.
TDH's note: I've alisema before I'll make a few short visits depending on the circumstances, and right now I really want to start on a new story. I've never finished a story before, and it's too late in my opinion to reboot my awali ones. So I'm starting over, hoping to make it all the way to the finish.

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Skipper took sip of coffee as he analyzed the morning paper. He couldn't read the words sprawled out on the front of the section; to him they were just ink blots meant to be ignored. The pictures are what interested him.

One was a picha of a dog, which was drenched and was probably shivering...
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Last Chapter! Hope wewe all had a wonderful time kusoma this story, and I hope to post zaidi in the future! Here we go…

WELCOME TO THE BLACK PARADE

They (“They” being Kowalski, Rico and the Chimps) had changed the kengele for a zaidi somber mood. It stood straight up instead of at an angle, and had a fine glossy black finish over it. At the top, above the bell, was a white kuvuka, msalaba that blinded everyone when the sun hit it. The kuvuka, msalaba seemed to stand alone against the bell. Like skipper against the world, Marlene thought bitterly.
She watched the funeral with a growing sadness. It ached in her heart,...
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Okay. Is there anything weird for there to be two penguins and a lemur on a train?

Well Yeah...

But whats weirder is seeing a lobster, kamba on it too.
I did get hungry. Athena looked like she was about to puke because she is allergic.

"So where are we?" I asked and stared out a window.

"Let's say... depending on the mti types... We're in Virginia." Neko estimated.

"We've been on the go to long! I'm tired." Athena complained.

"The humans come in here to check to much. They'd see wewe if wewe rested!" Neko explained.

Athena rolled her eyes. "I'm good at hiding."

"No! I'm older then wewe Athena so I'm in charge!"...
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posted by DrBlowhole1
The lemur's tail missed pressing the purple butten. We all just nyota at him. I, in shock, at what just happened.
"I....I succeded?" I alisema then looked at my nemesis who could not believe it either.
"Ring tail! wewe just doomed us all!" My nemesis yelled out at him. He was zaidi frustrated then he ever could be. I then push him off me.
"I finaly got my revenge!" I alisema greatly happy aboutfinaly succeding in my evil plan. As all this was going on, the whole worl was already half way underwater. Thousends of humans, and other creaturse were panicing.
"No!" Yelled my nemesis angry as can be. "This...
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Pluma happily leaped out the water. "Hey, guys, what's up?" She alisema brightly. Kowalski shushed her and pointed down, on to the HQ. Pluma looked down and then up. Private rushed up to her and whispered, "Skipper and Margaret want to be alone right now," Pluma stared at him. What? She mouthed, but she knew what Private meant.

She silently left the penguin, auk habitat and walked slowly to a small bush. She hide inside it and sobbed quietly. Then, a shadow made it's way toward her. What's wrong? It asked. Pluma looked up. "Oh, hey, Shadow," Pluma looked down again. "It's nothing," Shadow knew better....
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posted by MarleneluvsM
Hello. I'm trying to fit back in, but after being otternapped kwa some illlegal wildlif dealers and falling out their car and being hit kwa it, I have almost forgotem everything, but I still remember the zoo, and everyone in it. But the one who I remember the most is Metallica1147, my True One. I dont remember anything else. There's still a cast on my neck and spine. My head is still bandaged.

Metallica is still in my memory, but no matter how hard I try, I can"t remember what we alisema together. All I remembe is his upendo and his name. But I rather him not see what I look like now. My eyes are so bloodshot from those sleepless nights. My jaw is twisted, ;eaving my teeth visible. My head is badly bruised and skinned, I can barly type. Perhaps, I sould leave, but i keep thinking about Metallica1147 and the upendo we shared togeter.

I'm broken and weak, but i'm fighting to live for Metallica's sake. it's all for him.
posted by ThatDarnHippo
TDL's note: I'm making a Zombieland spoof with the POM characters. This chapter is the introductoin (the action and awesomeness won't come till later). And some of the character's personalities have changed a bit to fit the storyline. WARNING: RATED PG-13 to R FOR VIOLENCE AND LANGUAGE.

I have been through a lot of crap these past few months. 50% it's because a new plague suddenly broke out in the Big apple a few years ago, and still spreading across the state, and will eventually consume all of America and then the whole world. A 25% chance it's because I haven't seen my Marafiki in a year....
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posted by Annacrombie
A new start chapter 2


Skipper took charge and became "The Leader" even thought me and Kowalski were older then him (even though kowalski and i are older than him). Most of the time he got carried away but i had a way to anoy him if he got to bossy: I would sit on Skipper ~ that shutted him up ~.


One siku when we were outside we herd the zookeepers talking saying somthing about a new penguin, auk ariving, we all got excited having a new friend and we even fitted in a new bunk for them.


We were all suprised when a huge box arrived in our habitat that morning. When a zookeeper opened it four figures...
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posted by Annacrombie
Hiya im Annacrombie and im here to talk about my new series: A new start,

Its my made up version of how the penguins of madagascar started the verry begining when the zoo opened there will be new characters and unexpected suprise's. Most of the things are madeup like the main character and a few other characters.

It also explains things like how they got the TV and stuff

i hope it should come out later this week


Thanks for kusoma this

P.S Once the first episode is published if ypu would like to give me some idea's i will be happy to listen and maby fit it in.
Ugh. This is me, Nori if wewe dumbasses don't know who the hell is talking right now. Anyway, I thought to myself in the aqua-theatre. (because we were meant to put on a skill onyesha at that time) that I shouldn't be in the fucking position I was then. I was bored to death, and Blowhole kept biting the trainers and sometimes the trainers thought that relations in the same tanks were a bad influence on each other. But I managed. Until 'That Day.' Oh, was it pity. Blowhole was jumping through the ring of moto for a retarded trick that the humans had suggested for him to do. As though I jumped through...
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posted by Marlenelover101
NEED IDEAS TO WRIGHT! I LIKE PIE! UNLESS wewe LIKE RANDOM, STOP READING! Pluto is a planet, I dont cate what NASA says. Penguins are my fav. animal. This is a word (What?) prdiciaioun. I got that from AKEELAHA AND THE BEE. THIS IS A SONG...

Wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy
(Hey, what up girl?)
Grab my glasses, I'm out the door, I'm gonna hit this city
(Lets go)
Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack
'Cause when I leave for the night, I ain't coming back

I'm talking pedicure on our toes, toes
Trying on all our clothes, clothes
Boys blowing up our phones, phones
Drop-topping, playing...
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As Skipper, Kowalski, and Heidi watched, Dave lowered the crate into the penguin, auk exibit.

"Easy now... lower... 'k, songesha it a little to the right," Jesse ordered, "Alright... now... touchdown. Perfect."

Dave heaved after he let go of the crate. "Jesus, that was heavy," he yelped, after taking a few breaths.

"Okay, lets pry this thing open." Jesse said.

After a few attempts of Jesse trying to open the crate, Dave finally got out a crowbar and pried the door open easily.

"It just takes the magic touch," Dave said, a smug grin on his face.

"Yeah, whatever." Jesse sighed.

Skipper looked into...
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Kowalski’s eye twitched. He promised himself he wouldn’t cry. It was for the best…

“Private, go outside until further notice!” Skipper ordered while making his way towards Kowalski and Rico, who were both told to stand against the wall, side-by-side. Neither of them were allowed to speak until spoken to, and their heads were to remain mbele and straight. The leader had suspected some activity occurring between the two suspicious penguins, and he was zaidi than ready to get to the bottom of it. The small Private didn’t hesitate to follow his orders. During the rare occasion that...
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posted by TheRatKing1
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"The Penguins of Madagascar"

Season 4, Episode 3

Production code: 403

Air Date: ?

Previous: "I Spy", next: "I Smell a Rat"

Seeing Red/Transcript

Scene I: Red's Underground Base

(Red is muttering to himself, dusting)

Red: Ugh. 50 years worth of dust. I have been in here for /50 years/ and i get to cleaning NOW?! I am an idiot!

(Dusts off his control panel)

(A clattering overhead, followed kwa a voice echoing "ZOOOOOOOOOO!)

(A thud)

(Camera whips around to Fred)

Fred: Hello. wewe really need to get a mattress for the entrance. That fall hurt.

(Red drops the feather duster and turns around)

Red: Oh. It...
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"DAGNABIT wewe ALWAYS HAVE TO TAKE SOMEONE CLOSE TO ME AND NOW wewe TOOK SWEET PRIPPER ALONG WITH THEM! WHEN IS IT GONNA END?! ARGH wewe SON OF A PANCAKE! bacon FRIES ENGLAND SNOWCONES AUSTIN BILLY LIGHTNING THUNDER BOOM!" Skipper shouted.

Private and Rico backed away. ~ Cowtails sighed in relief then noticed Sweet Pripper.

"what the heck?! here I'll help you!" She said, running over to her friend's cage.

SP had a non amused look on her face.

"Well Skipper- hujambo what are wewe doing?!" Blowhole began but cut himself off when he noticed Cowtails.

He glared at her.

"Time for plan h!" Sweet Pripper...
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HAHAHA this is so funny! and when wewe see Rico, why is he puking up, well wewe just see XD
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