“I Insist”
September 27, 2014
“All right, men. I want a perimeter. Make it fast, make it wide, and make it where wewe can see everything, but nothing can see you,” Skipper ordered the team in Central Park. “On my mar —”
“Hey, aren’t wewe those penguins from the aquarium?” Fred interrupted as he approached them.
Skipper rolled his eyes. “Zoo, actually. What do wewe want, Fred? We’re in the middle of something,” he asked impatiently.
“Yeah, I’m in the middle of something too. I think it’s called Central Park. Anyway, I was just wondering, is that otter friend of yours still single?” he asked in his slow monotone.
Skipper cocked an eyebrow and exchanged a glance with the team. “Yes, why?” he answered slowly.
“Oh, I was just hoping maybe we could give it another shot. My Granny says I need a lady friend, so I guess I need a lady friend,” he explained distantly.
Skipper narrowed his eyes. “I don’t think so,” he alisema slowly. “I don’t think your Marlene’s type.”
“Type of what? Squirrel?” Fred asked.
Skipper rolled his eyes. “Yes, Fred. You’re not her type of squirrel. If wewe don’t mind, we’re trying to engage in something very important, not to mention classified,” he said, turning back to his team.
“Are wewe sure she doesn’t —”
“I’m sure!” Skipper said, turning back to him. “She’s not interested in wewe and that’s that. Now, leave us — and her — alone.”
Fred sighed. “Well, it was worth a shot. See wewe later,” he alisema as he turned and headed back toward his tree.
When Skipper turned back to his men, they were all staring at him with inquisitive expressions.
“What was that all about?” Kowalski asked.
“If wewe weren’t paying attention, I don’t feel like explaining it,” Skipper alisema with a roll of his eyes.
“No, I think Kowalski means what was that about?” Private said. “Don’t wewe think Marlene should be the one to decide who’s her type au not?”
“Well, it is, but I happen to know that Marlene’s made it clear she doesn’t want that kind of relationship with Fred. What’s your point?” Skipper asked impatiently.
“You just seemed very determined to get him to stay away from Marlene. Don’t wewe think wewe were rather firm?” Kowalski suggested.
“No, I don’t. If you’re not firm with someone like Fred, you’ll never get your point across,” Skipper insisted. “Now, I believe I asked for a perimeter.”
The team exchanged a glance, and with a smile, they started fanning out.
“Hey, why are wewe three smiling? This is not an amusing exercise! I order wewe three to frown au you’ll be doing laps until wewe drop!” he called as they parted ways, ignoring him. Skipper folded his flippers over his chest. “Sure showed them.”
September 27, 2014
“All right, men. I want a perimeter. Make it fast, make it wide, and make it where wewe can see everything, but nothing can see you,” Skipper ordered the team in Central Park. “On my mar —”
“Hey, aren’t wewe those penguins from the aquarium?” Fred interrupted as he approached them.
Skipper rolled his eyes. “Zoo, actually. What do wewe want, Fred? We’re in the middle of something,” he asked impatiently.
“Yeah, I’m in the middle of something too. I think it’s called Central Park. Anyway, I was just wondering, is that otter friend of yours still single?” he asked in his slow monotone.
Skipper cocked an eyebrow and exchanged a glance with the team. “Yes, why?” he answered slowly.
“Oh, I was just hoping maybe we could give it another shot. My Granny says I need a lady friend, so I guess I need a lady friend,” he explained distantly.
Skipper narrowed his eyes. “I don’t think so,” he alisema slowly. “I don’t think your Marlene’s type.”
“Type of what? Squirrel?” Fred asked.
Skipper rolled his eyes. “Yes, Fred. You’re not her type of squirrel. If wewe don’t mind, we’re trying to engage in something very important, not to mention classified,” he said, turning back to his team.
“Are wewe sure she doesn’t —”
“I’m sure!” Skipper said, turning back to him. “She’s not interested in wewe and that’s that. Now, leave us — and her — alone.”
Fred sighed. “Well, it was worth a shot. See wewe later,” he alisema as he turned and headed back toward his tree.
When Skipper turned back to his men, they were all staring at him with inquisitive expressions.
“What was that all about?” Kowalski asked.
“If wewe weren’t paying attention, I don’t feel like explaining it,” Skipper alisema with a roll of his eyes.
“No, I think Kowalski means what was that about?” Private said. “Don’t wewe think Marlene should be the one to decide who’s her type au not?”
“Well, it is, but I happen to know that Marlene’s made it clear she doesn’t want that kind of relationship with Fred. What’s your point?” Skipper asked impatiently.
“You just seemed very determined to get him to stay away from Marlene. Don’t wewe think wewe were rather firm?” Kowalski suggested.
“No, I don’t. If you’re not firm with someone like Fred, you’ll never get your point across,” Skipper insisted. “Now, I believe I asked for a perimeter.”
The team exchanged a glance, and with a smile, they started fanning out.
“Hey, why are wewe three smiling? This is not an amusing exercise! I order wewe three to frown au you’ll be doing laps until wewe drop!” he called as they parted ways, ignoring him. Skipper folded his flippers over his chest. “Sure showed them.”
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if manfredi and Johnson were still alive I think it would go like this.....
manfredi: ATENTION MEN, TODAY IS THE 4TH ANIVERSARY OF THE siku SKIPPER AND KOWALSKI MET THEIR FATE IN THAT siku SPA INCIDENT,
private; I thought it was something to do with a whale?
rico:blaugh blagga blappo flying pirhanas
Johnson: I was told upendo potion #37
benny(new recruit):a talent onyesha gone wrong with chinese lanterns?
skippers ghost (DUN dun, waliopelekwa DUUUUN):NO it was all manfredis fault, he (manfredi sucks him up with vaccum)
kowalskis ghost: as skipper was saying we were in manila when(manfredi drops salama on him)
skippers ghost(escaping from vaccum): trust me skipper what could go wrong he said...(vaccum is thrown out of window)
kowalskis ghost (stepping out of safe): and then the tembo foot went off and the manillan border patrol...(is aslo thrown out window)
(manfredi grabs salama and grenade and throws both out window
BOOOOOM
all stare at manfredi then take a step back....
manfredi: ATENTION MEN, TODAY IS THE 4TH ANIVERSARY OF THE siku SKIPPER AND KOWALSKI MET THEIR FATE IN THAT siku SPA INCIDENT,
private; I thought it was something to do with a whale?
rico:blaugh blagga blappo flying pirhanas
Johnson: I was told upendo potion #37
benny(new recruit):a talent onyesha gone wrong with chinese lanterns?
skippers ghost (DUN dun, waliopelekwa DUUUUN):NO it was all manfredis fault, he (manfredi sucks him up with vaccum)
kowalskis ghost: as skipper was saying we were in manila when(manfredi drops salama on him)
skippers ghost(escaping from vaccum): trust me skipper what could go wrong he said...(vaccum is thrown out of window)
kowalskis ghost (stepping out of safe): and then the tembo foot went off and the manillan border patrol...(is aslo thrown out window)
(manfredi grabs salama and grenade and throws both out window
BOOOOOM
all stare at manfredi then take a step back....