Penguins of Madagascar Article: Kowaris (Kowalski and Doris)= <3

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posted by skipperluvs

Kowalski Rawks :) (luks cute in dis pic)

S: Skipper; K:Kowalski; P: Private; R: Rico; D: Doris ; M:Marlene ♥ : (love, au kiss)

Skipper is talking to the penguins about a new escape route when skipper notices that kowalski is not paying attention. He just has a blank and depressed look on his face.

S: Kowalski, are wewe alright buddy???

Kowalski doesn’t answer. A dreaded tear falls from his eye and kowalski wipes his cheek. He gets up quietly and goes to sleep.

S: What’s wrong with him???
R: Blahda gada heda blod shishda??? (meaning: what about that old dream machine he invented???)
P: Rico, your right!!! I’ll go get it!!!

Private gets a small tube and plugs one of the suction cups on his head. He gets the other suction cup and puts it in the tv. He switches the machine and the tv on. They can see Kowalski’s dream. They see Doris on the screen. As we should all know, Skipper mentions that Kowalski likes Doris in Gone in a Flash. Kowalski wanted to be with her. With gray-blue, purple eyed, honey-voiced, smarty-pants doris.

P: It’s…Doris :) He wants to be with Doris :) !!!!
S: Well let’s just get Doris to him!!!!
P: But Skipper do wewe not understand???? He wants Doris to like him!!!!!
S: But Doris doesn’t like Kowalski, so how does that work???
P: Well my mommy told me that before I was born, my daddy was talking to her and suddenly she liked him. So maybe Kowalski can talk to Doris and get her to like him!!!! Plus Women are suckers for smart guys.

Skipper frowns.
S: Am I smart?
P: Sure :) Why?
S: Because If women are sucker for smart guys, then marlene might like me :)

Private and Rico stare at him weird.

S: Ummm… I mean, Great Idea, Private!!! Rico, wake Kowalski up!
R: (Begins to laugh like crazy) Blachhhhhh!!! (He vomits up a giant wooden mallot)
S: Rico!!!!
R: (He swallows the mallot) Blachhhh!!! (He vomits a mallot the size of a paper clip and is made out of plastic) Awwwww!!!!
He goes to Kowalski and begins to lighly hit him until he wakes up.
Kowalski poses for action.
S: Don’t worry my friend!!! We’ll get u a tarehe with Doris!!!!
K: Huh????
S: Maybe wewe need to hear it from someone else...Rico!!!
R: Blachhh!!!! (He vomits up Michael Jackson)
Michael Begins to sing Thriller.
S: I meant a guitar!!!
Rico swallos MJ and vomits a guitar.
Private grabs it and begins to sing.

P: Your havin da blues, nanahnanah, your going so sad, nanahnanah, so we’re going to help u win over doris’ heart, u’ve got to relax sugar blues :)
S: Oooooooooooooo!
K: Me and Doris? On a date???? IDK, she doesn’t like me, as wewe said.
S: Right, but u can get her to like you!!! What would of manfreedy and johnson done???
K: I don’t know, I never met them!!!
S: IDK!!! Kowalski never says those words!!!
P: Well, no one really met them…
S: I guess…
P: Kowalski, just go talk to her wewe tall, math geek romeo!
K: Hey!!!!

The penguins grab kowalski and push him into doris’s pool. He is drowning. Then he wakes up and sees her.

K: What is going on????
D: I might ask wewe the same question???
K: Sorry, IDK wut happened.
D: Don’t worry about it, I can’t remember the last time I had wewe visit :)
K: I just don’t know what to talk about when wewe are here.
D: Well why not???

Marlene walks in without noticing kowalski.

M: Doris wewe are not going to believe what just happened!!! Skipper smiled at me!! Oh with that charming smile of his :)
D: (*coughs)

Marlene looks down and Kowalski waves nearly bursting with laughter.

M: Oh…Hi Kowalski, wewe know what I just said, yeah don’t worry about it…or don’t bother telling skipper :)
K: Who knew, wewe like skipper :)
D: HEHEHE!
Marlene walks out, blushing.

D: Sorry about that..
K: So marlene likes skipper…
D: No, she LOVES skipper :)

Kowalski laughs and walks out. He sees marlene run back in so he hides behind doris’s door.

M: So what happened?
D: OMG!!! He totally smiled at me!!! I think maybe he even blushed!!! OMG Kowalski is so cute :)

Kowalski begins to walk away with a big grin on his face.

CarlosPenaLove, ikamusume10 and 5 others like this

skipperluvs I wrote this on the bus, i tink i did pretty gud , lol :)

18wanda That is such a cute article. Especially the ending!

rebcam13 That is so cute! I love it, that is what an episode should be like!

crusoelapras I love it!!!!!!!

LadyPrivate A real cute story. An extra Kowaris episode would be necessary anyway. :) It is really funny, and i like the fantasy in your story. For example the Michael Jackson scene. Or "ahda gada heda blod shishda??? (meaning: what about that old dream machine he invented???) are cool Rico moments :P And how can you not love Kowalski? He's so cute, he's adorable… Doris must be blind!

kwlski4ever awwww how cute ^__^

KowalskiGirl345 awwww, that was such a heart touching story! and kowalski did look cute in the picture! i love kowalski! not in that kinda way, but anyway hes my favorite! i loved the story you made too, i will make one soon that yaw might love!

Slinkgirl95 God, I wish they would put Doris in an ep. This just shows Dreamworks that us fans can come up with ideas about Doris lol

Ninjaorca What DOES Doris look like?

juhpink Congratulations !!!! It's so Beautiful !!!! I Really Love It !!!!

Skilene234 cute

funky_monkey247 this is so CUTE

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Crossroads: Part 10

posted by Skiparah

I shut my eyes, expecting death, only to hear the sounds of men shouting and feet rushing into the room. Guns clanked and a familiar voice shouted, "Captain Blowhole, you're under arrest!" I lifted my head. The blurry image of Leeland wafted from double leelands to just one, then back again. Leeland was alive! I wanted to spring up and fight at his side, but I could hardly move. I was too shaken. Suddenly a flipper grabbed my own and pulled me up to my feet. He threw my flipper over his shoulders to keep me from collapsing to the floor again. I looked over to see who it was, "Hans!" I exclaimed,...

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Crossroads: Part 7

posted by Skiparah

After Hanna died my life went into a tailspin. I Lost my focus on the war. I no longer felt a thrill au a longing to be on the battlefeild. Life had Lost meaning. I fought blindly in every battle. I didn't care whether I was killed au not. That was my downfall. One battle in particular was extra hard and an uphill climb, facing our enemy. If wewe remember, there had been tension between Captain Blowhole and my father. Now that General Fahlcon was out of the way, / posed as a threat to Blowhole's superior title. I was a sitting bata in my condition. The heat of the battlefeild wore down on me...

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The Antarctic Mission: Scene 9

posted by peacebaby7

Antarctica

*Kowalski & Rico woke up in the middle of the inayofuata day*

Kowalski: *stomach rumbles* "Ugh. I'm soooo hungry..."

Rico: "Me too. C'mon. We should get moving."

*Kowalski & Rico begin waddling*

2 Hours Later...

Kowalski: *begins slowing down* "Hey...Rico..."

Rico: "Sup?"

Kowalski: "I know this place..."

Rico: *looks around* "Hey, me too."

Kowalski: "Is this...No...It couldn't be..."

Rico: "What?"

Kowalski: "I think this is our home...I think we made it back to where we live while it's not feeding season..."

Rico: "Hey, ya know...You're right..."

Kowalski: "That means...Rico! Are wewe thinking...

Skipper's secret mission

posted by ricoiswsome

Chapter 1: Betrayed kwa a friend.
It was just an normal siku in New York that'll turn for the worst.
Skipper: What?. . . Bounty hunter help, no I will not go on this mission. . . I have to. . . With Marlene?. . . Yes sir right away.
Private: What is it Skipper?
Skipper: Sorry Private, that's classified.

In Marlene's habitat. . .
Skipper: Marlene, I need wewe to ome with me on a mission.
Marlene: Ok, I'll do it.

Later in the air port. . .
Skipper: Where is that bounty hunter?
Bounty hunter: Are wewe Skipper?
Skipper: Yes.
Bounty hunter: Come with me.
Later. . .
Bounty hunter: So I see wewe accepted the mission,...

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The Black Death (Preview)

posted by legendary7

All the penguins stepped into the car karakana and loaded up. Rico sat in the front with Kowalski and the others were in the back, seperated kwa luggage. A few dakika later, and they were on their way. None of them knew,that for some, that would be the last they ever saw of their beloved home.
The road was long and dim. Not only that, but it was treacherous and slick, as well. Up ahead a sign wrote: TURN LEFT but "left" was crossed out and under it spelled "right". Rico made the turn, but Kowalski disagreed with his desicion. "Rico, I am pretty sure wewe were supposed to make a left." Kowalski...

Survival chapter 2

posted by kivamarie

I woke up the inayofuata mourning knowing that it is time to find chakula and water if I'm going to survive.

Me: (wakes up) boy i slept like a rock last night (checks on the fire) yep the moto is still there so it's time for me to look for chakula and water. chakula and water will give me energy to survive and to stay alive.

so I started to crawl with one leg to look for chakula and water. just when i was about to give up i saw food. it was a mango.

Me: (gasp) a maembe, embe it's perfect and it's salama for me to eat.

so after i grab the maembe, embe I ate the mango. after i ate the maembe, embe i crawl with one leg to look for water....

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Shining PoM (Parody) Chapter: 1

posted by legendary7

It was a frozen Central Park winter morning. All the penguins had just woke up from their night snooze. Every penguin, auk except Kowalski had just awakened. Kowalski had been up all night in his lab creating his latest invention.
S: "Up and at 'em, boys!"
P: "Good morning, Skippah! Where's Kowalski?"
Skipper shrugged
S: "He's probably still in his lab. Kowalski?!"
Kowalski exhaustedly strode out of his lab.
K: "I'm finished! Well almost anyway."
S: "What do wewe mean 'almost'?"
K: "The one chemical I need is only found in the forest's leaves around a vacant hotel upstate."
S: "Splendid! And you're suggesting...

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The Little Door Part 1

posted by Saracuda

"2:30." Liberty thought to herself. He should BE here kwa now! She looked nervously over her shoulder. Liberty was a young lioness. She'd recently moved to New York city from her quiet nyumbani in Africa. Her sisters and one brother had all been taken to separate zoos. She'd been sent to Central Park Zoo. She was so lonely. So cold. Then she met a lively bunch of commando penguins.
She couldn't help but smile as she thought of how they'd first met. It had been raining. Liberty was moping around looking for anyone familiar. Suddenly a small penguin, auk had dropped out of the trees and landed on her. He...

What happend in our past...But you'r a girl!!! Chapter 3

posted by SkippX101

*Please note i will add a pic of Starlite in the last Chapter :D*

All 4 penguins and Marlene were staring at the sleeping female...She was inaonyesha her back to them, her back rising and falling as she breathed. She used her bag as a pillow. Obviously to protect it, not for comfort."May i just ask again...How can wewe guess a girls name right? Especially a unique name like...Starlantern?" Marlene looked at Skipper."i can honestly say i have and still have no idea how i just guessed her name right Marlene. It shall always remain a mystery, and her name is Starlite Marlene." Skipper shrugged as he...

The Penguins of Reality TV Part 6 (Finale)

posted by RockOnPoM

Skipper: What are wewe talking about?! We helped you!
George: wewe have no proof.
Gravin: Actually, if wewe haven't noticed, this is a Reality TV Show. Cameras are hidden everywhere.
*a video shows Team PoM helping George*
Gravin: Okay now i'm just confused.
George: Whoa.... that's um.... odd.....?
Skipper: Wait a minute..... someone paid wewe didn't they?
George: H-How'd wewe know?
Private: Wow Skipper, wewe truley are amazing at those type of things.
Kowalski: Alright listen George, who paid wewe to try and frame us?
George: If I say will I get in trouble?
Rico: Uh... nope?
George: It was the dog!
Skipper: I...

Appearance Change (a POM fanfic)

posted by mostar1219

The penguins were playing cards and I come in excited.
Me: Guys, you're not going to believe this!
S: You're finally going to seem human?
Me: What? No! Remember that kid wewe guys thought was a spy?
K: Yea, I remember that kid. Nosy fella.
Me: Yea, just like a little pest I know, but that's beside the point. Guess who's going to perform at that kid's school?
P: The Lunicorns?
Me: wewe wish, Private. And for the correct answer, Angela Bult!
K: Wow, congradulations. Let's hope that kid doesn't get all nosy.
Me: Yea, well, I better go get my wig and outfit ready. Wish me luck. (I leave)
S: Guess the coast...

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The Memory of the Blue-Eyed Matador

posted by LtKowalski

THE MEMORY OF THE BLUE EYED MATADOR
    Remember in the episode 'Sting Operation' I had accidentally taken some of Rico's memories? They're all utterly horrible, and not very advisable to tell except for one thought.
    It was actually a memory of Rico's adventures before he meets the team. And I am going to reveal it to you, with his permission of course.
    Rico just woke up in the middle of the night to find himself lying on a side of a dusty street. From the looks of the place, it must be night time Spain, Mexico au Portugal. His...

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It. Chapter 8: It's back

posted by 67Dodge

Two weeks had flashed kwa without incident, they were probably the best weeks the wanyama ever had, Private found a rideable toy Jeep that could fit all the Penguins in it, and had a motor, so they had found a zaidi manly looking vehicle. Julien had exhausted himself to the point that he didn't do any nighttime dancing, since he had used all his energy in the celebration for Pennywise's death. Not to mention, the Penguins also found a man's wallet that contained $6,000, which was zaidi than they made from the usual pick-pocketing au the "I found a lucky penny on the sidewalk today!!" event. Private...

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When Eyes Meet-Chapter 5

posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 5

Kowalski and Rico went over to the otter's habitat to go find Private. Once they got there they stared to look for him, after a few dakika they found Private right outside Marlene's cave sitting down, looking very sad.

"Private are wewe okay," asked Kowalski.

"What are wewe two doing here, came to tell me that I'm too young for Marlene just like Skippa did?"

"No, Private wewe really hurt Skipper's feelings with whatever wewe alisema to him."

"I know I did, but I wish that Skippa would stop treating me like I'm a child."

"I know but wewe have to understand you're like a son to him, wewe mean everything...

Gender Switch (Chapter 4: Bunks)

posted by AgentJazzy00

-------in HQ---9:34------

As Marlene lead them inside,she said,"So here's the HQ.That door right there leads to Kowalski's lab.If I were you,i'll stay away from it unless wewe want to be turned into something weird,like opposite genders." Kassie/Kowalski had to force a smile and alisema between his beak,"Yeah,we wouldn't want that to happen."

"And there's the guys bathroom,so only...What's your name?",asked Marlene."Oh,I'm Jamie but wewe can call me James.",answered James/Jazzy."Ok.", Continued Marlene"So only James can use it,even though there's four stalls.And wewe girls will have to share two stalls...And...

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The Hidden (Chapter VIII - Trip to Denmark)

posted by LifelessPenguin

We all know that Skipper can't set foot in Denmark. But not now. Remember when Hans was visited the Central Park Zoo. He alisema that he has no home. He was transfered to the Hoboken Zoo. For now, Skipper can set foot in Denmark. I wonder how Hans is doing in the Hoboken Zoo.

Blowhole transfered his secret lair to Denmark. I think he still believes that he can't set foot there. He doesn't know that Hans is not there.

But now, we have no money for the flight there. Actually, there is an "Animal Airplane" specially for zoo animals. But it costs thousands! So, we decided to build an airplane specially...

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Chirtsmas 3

posted by alex333

Alex:sheesh I never knew that this room had lots of art things
Skipper:what do wewe mean?
Alex:well just look at it and today I am moving my art things
To the basement
Skipper:need help because your just a girl and-
Alex:are wewe saying I not storng
Kolwaski:well wewe are a girl and-
Alex:I take kartet class and I am a yellow belt
Rico:wow
Private:you must work really hard
Skipper:but do need help
Alex:sure
Down at the basement
Alex:well that should do it
Skipper:well we best get going back
Alex:it was nice meeting wewe guys
Kolwaski:yes it was wewe are a very great girl
Private:great she's magically
Alex:about that I have some to tell you..................
To be coutine please write maoni for all my chirstmas story

God help the outcasts.singers:marlene and others.

posted by anna447

marlene:I don't know if wewe can hear me au if your even there I don't know if wewe would lissen to a otter's pryer yes I know I'm just a outcast I souldn't speek to wewe still I see your face and wonder were wewe once an outcast too.god help the outcasts hungry from birth onyesha them the mersey they don't find on earth plz help my people we look to wewe still god help the outcasts au nobody will.
Others:I ask for wilth,I ask for fame,I ask for glory to shine on my name,I ask for upendo I can poses,I ask for god and his angels to bless me.
Marlene:I ask for nothing I can gat kwa but I know so meny less lucky then I plz help my people the poor and downtrad I thoughed we all were the children of god.god help the outcasts children of goooooooooood

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Psycho: Chapter 5

posted by 67Dodge

Skipper felt lost. He had been looking in the small, 7 bedroom Motel for 3 hours straight, Marlene should've been there, because she didn't have the car, Skipper did, and he DID see Private Bates heading to his large, Victorian, nyumbani when he left to drive. He decided to call Detective Kowalski Arbogast to see if there was any foul play made. After dialing the numbers, 555-555-Genius, Skipper waited, he waited for another 6 hours. In that time, Skipper found a bloody trail of foot prints in Marlene's room, leaving the kuoga stall, walking through the carpeted floor, out the door, down to the...

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The secret child!- Part 3

posted by skipperfan5431

As soon as Lilly dozed off, the guys came back from their late-night recon duty. " HELLO SKIPPA!" Private Yells jollyly (is that a word? oh well, it is now). Kowalski, seeing that Lilly was asleep, smacked Private up-side his little head. " Skipper, are wewe okay? wewe don't look very well." Private asked, rubbing the back of his head which was now very soar. " Boys, get to bed. I need some quiet time." Skipper alisema softly. The boys didn't move. " That's an ORDER!" Skipper commanded, and with that, the boys jumped into their beds and automatically knocked out! Skipper sat in the scilence...thinking....