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Prolouge: wewe unlock this door with the key to imagination, to a dimension of sound, and a dimension of sight. A dimension of mind, wewe travel along the berm of imagination, inayofuata stop. The Twilight Zone.
Here we are in Central Park Zoo, New York city. A lovely little community with no crimes, and no violence, until the monsters came. Our story begins in a corner of the zoo between two exhibits, both across from the other. A little chubby penguin, auk and a ringtail lemur are both watching the sky, then suddenly a loud bang and a zoom, with all the other residents walking out their exhibits. 'What the dickens was that?!' asked Private. 'I dunno, but it could be the sky spirits comunicating with us!!' alisema Julien optimistically. 'Hey guys!! My electricity just went out, can ya help me here?' asked a familiar female voice. 'Well Skippah would get right onto it Marlene!!' replied Private, running to the HQ. 'Skippah!! Marlene's electricity is out!!' yelled Private frantically. 'Our electricity went out too, should we take an emergency role call?' asked Skipper. 'We'd need to hop in the car to do that,' replied Kowalski. 'Then start her up!! We have to get there!!' yelled Skipper.
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'Skipper, the car won't start up!!' yelled Kowalski. 'Then get a new battery for it!!' replied Skipper. 'But the dial says the battery is full for some reason, we should tell everyone else if they're experiencing technical problems,' alisema Kowalski. 'Rico!! Get me a battery!!' commanded Skipper. 'Uh huh!!' nodded Rico, barfing up a new battery. 'Kowalski, put it in the car, I'll go ask ringtail if he's experiencing the technical problems, alright?' asked Skipper, walking off to the lemurs. 'Ringtail!! Is anything wrong?' asked Skipper. 'Actually yes, there is a lot that's wrong right now penguin, my boogie machine won't work!!! And we just put new batteries today!!' yelled Julien. 'Well that's odd, it mustve been that meteor that crashed earlier,' alisema Skipper. 'It wasn't a meteor!!' yelled a squeaky voice in the corner, 'It was the aliens!!' 'Mort? What are wewe talking about?' asked Skipper. 'I read this comic, they're coming to take over!!' yelled Mort. Soon, a crowd of zoo residents appeared around them. 'That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard,' alisema Skipper. 'But, if he's telling the truth Skipper, we might have to find out which one of us IS the alien,' alisema Maurice. 'Hmmm... Then perhaps sad eyes is right, if there are aliens, we might as well tafuta for them!!!' yelled Skipper.
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The group of zoo residents marched through the zoo, in sweat and heat. 'Where are the aliens Skippah?' asked Private. 'I dunno, but we must keep searching!!' yelled Skipper. 'But we've been marching all siku dammit!!' yelled Marlene. 'There probably aren't even aliens Skipper, for all we know, Skipper could be the alien!!!' yelled Maurice, followed kwa an angry crowd. 'Why blame me?! Wait a second, who brought up the aliens? Who alisema the 'meteor' was a spaceship?! MORT!!' yelled Skipper. As soon as everyone charged at Mort, the lights went on in the kangaroo, kangaruu habitat. 'Wait!! The lights are on at Joey's habitat!! Explain that Joey! Explain the lights?!' yelled Marlene. 'Oye mates!! There be no blamin' me!! I know no technical stuff!!' argued Joey. 'Look!! The lights are coming on at Marlene's habitat!!' yelled Kowalski. 'I bet she just wanted to blame someone for what she did?!' asked Private. 'Wait guys, I can explain!!' yelled Marlene, 'Have I ever lied to you? No!! It's not my fault!!' Then, everyone stared around, puzzled, very clueless. 'This is kinda confusing, if Marlene didn't do it, then who did?' asked Julien, quite confused.
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'Look!! The engine's started up!!' yelled Burt the elephant. 'Who?! What?!' asked Rico. 'Ya know who owns this car?! au who's smart enough to conjure this up?! KOWALSKI!!' yelled Marlene, picking up a rock. 'Wait!! No!!' yelled Kowalski, before everyone threw stones at him, until he started bleeding. 'Stop!! We can't blame Kowalski!!' yelled Skipper, but it was too late. Every light and electronic began to turn on and off randomly. 'No!! It was the lemurs!!' yelled Marlene, then they started destroying the lemur's bounce house. 'Hold on!! It's the gorillas who did it!!' yelled Private, soon smashing windows. 'What's happening to us?!' yelled Skipper, smashing down a door. Meanwhile, off in the distance, a penguin, auk began staring through binoculars. 'Richard? Is this any close at all?' asked a bottlenose dolphin on a notebook. 'Nope, they are just like the Bronx zoo, and the Hoboken zoo, and even the Philadelphia zoo,' replied Richard smugly. A wide grin appeared on the dolphin's face, as he pushed bila mpangilio buttons, turning lights at the zoo on and off. 'Hahahaha, we destroy them all zoo to zoo eh Blowhole?' asked Richard. 'Of course, we shall be off to leave them to destroy themselves,' replied Blowhole. 'Man they all are paranoid, very stupid weakness if wewe ask me,' alisema Richard, entering the spaceship. 'Of course they are,' replied Blowhole, setting the ship to the inayofuata zoo. Now, the zoo is going in ruins, funny how civilization can destroy itself for such weaknesses, but such weaknesses dwell, in The Twilight Zone.
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Dr Blowhole gazed calmly at the moniters. There was nothing, absolutly NOTHING, going on anywhere. He was starting to get bored. He hadn't schemed against the penguins in a while.
He growled and spun towards the lobsters. There was no plan.

Unless...

Yes. He felt it. It stared at the very corner of his mind and crept slowly along until he was consumed kwa it. A new plan!
"Lobsters!!" He yelled, smiling slyly.




Dr Blowhole: *singing while slowly driving around the crowd of his lobsters*
I know that your levels of thinking,
are as low as the weakest of tides.
But dull as wewe are, pay attention!...
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Those are all Bada and Bing's nukuu from the episode "Best Laid Plantains" for CCCP2976. Hope this will help you! :)



*from 01.07 to 01.09*

Bada: wewe can keep 'em.

*from 01.12 to 01.33*

Bing: This is true.

Bada: But today we got us some special: ???

Bing: Imma ngumi, punch your mouth if you'll say such a thing!

Bada: Oh, these are african Plantains! From the old country!

Bing: Like Mama used to pick, sweet delicious gabagoo, a little piece of Heaven dancing on your tounge.

*from 04.30 to 04.33*

Bing: Hey, what was that for?!

Bada: Yo, We got us a situation.

*from 05.25 to 05.56*

Bing: Hey, wewe gotta ???

Bada: Yeah,...
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posted by RTE33
(Warning: All of These Are Not True and Just For Entertainment Purposes.)


Skipper Used To Be The Self Respecting, Dim-Witted King, and Julien Used To Be The Commando Guy. A Freak Accident Switched Their Minds.


Mort Used To Think Dan Schneider Delivered Presents Around The World on Christmas, Until He Came In Touch With The King's Feet.


Private Thinks My Little gppony, pony and Lunicorns Are Made kwa Hasbro, Even Though Lunicorns are Made kwa Mattel.


Marlene Is a secret Pegaster.


Kowalski's Smart phone Is From Verizon but He's So Hexy That Verizon Doesn't Give Him Bills.


When Skipper Gets Stung, He Never Feels It.


When Mort Watches Spongebob, He Jumps At The TV Trying To Eat The Characters, With Little Success.


Watch Penguins Of Madagascar! au Not, Rico Gets Paid Either Way.


THE END!
Flashback: Take 1

Skipper: "I guess Dr. Blowhole isn't as smart as he thinks he iAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" *small warehouse goes underground*

*penguins wrapped around the spikes*

Private: "I don't think the karanga butte--
Wait! Where's the karanga siagi winkie?"

Rico: "Wasn't me..."

Private: "Rico! wewe have karanga siagi on your chin!"

Rico: "Uuuum...would wewe believe coincidence?"

Private: T_T

Flashback: Take 2

Skipper: "I guess Dr. Blowhole isn't as smart as he thinks he iAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" *small warehouse goes underground*

*penguins wrapped around the spikes*

Private: "I don't think the karanga siagi winkie...
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Ch. 3
"What did wewe do to Kowalski, Blowhole," Skipper demanded.
"Why don't wewe ask him yourself," the dolphin chuckled as Kowalski stepped out from behind him.
"Kowalski?" Private asked in surprize, "What are wewe doing with Blowhole?"
"You brain-washed him!" Skipper snapped at Blowhole.
"I'm not brain-washed," Kowalski stated, his voice was flat.
"That's just what he wants wewe to think," Skipper alisema in denial.
"Kowalski's correct Skipper," Blowhole chipped in, "he joined me of his own choice."
Kowalski shot a sharp glance at Blowhole as if intending to say something, but he stayed quiet and...
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"Don't do it Private! Please spare him!" Kowalski cried, tears pouring down his cheeks. The flames reflected off the sweat on his face. "i'm sorry Kowalski. This has to end." Private held up a knife, Skipper was flat on the ground...On the other end of the Knife's point...

*Earlier that week*

"YAWN, ah... Another blissful day...UP AND ADAM BOYS!!!!!" Skipper yelled. They all sprang up, except for Starlite, she fell out of her hammock and flat on her face. "Do wewe always have to start off my siku with a heart-attack? My alarm was less annoying, and it was a person shouting "WAKE UP!! WAKE UP!"...
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I do not know how long I will be able to keep up this fanfiction, but it's based off of a strange dream I had a couple weeks ago- so enjoy!

Prologue

I yawned as I climbed under the blanket on my kitanda and laid down. I had just finished watching a new episode of The Penguins of Madagascar, was a exhausted. Before closing my eyes for sleep, I looked over at my clock for the time.
23:57
Although I knew I was the only one in the house awake, I wasn't surprized the hear noises in the hallway. I assumed it was our beagle, Poppy. It wasn't. I closed my eyes. When I opened them I found three little penguins...
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Arch Enemy: While testing Kowalski's newest invention, the "Nexto-Skeleton," Dale the konokono approaches the Penguins, seeking revenge against Private for crushing him. That accusation is only reinforced kwa Private accidentally crushing Dale at every chance he gets to apologize, and kwa King Julien, who vilified Private in front of all of the zoo animals. Who really crushed Dale? And can Private clear his name?

The Big S.T.A.N.K.: Rico and Skipper accidentally reactivate the S.T.A.N.K. (Super Toxic Aromatically Noxious Kaboom-boom) Project, a stink bomb disguised as a toilet designed to trap Dr....
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Penguins of Madagascar

“So this is Sunlight Metropolis …” Kowalski looks at the brochure in front of him and see’s a bright happy city. The city didn’t live up to its expectations.

The city was very gloomy. All of its tall buildings were dark and mysterious; it gave off this eerie vibe. The absolute silence didn't help either. The plaza, were the penguins stood, was void of all life. The only thing there was an inn, an item shop, and large bronze doors leading to different districts to the town. The lights of the buildings were off. In the middle of the plaza, a large kisima, chemchemi stood...
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