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Update: I dunno if they've abandoned their accounts au not, but some of them were active when i made this. idk if they'll come back, so i'm keeping them on the list



Marlene
Shauna
Alice
King Julien
Skipper
Kowalski
Rico
The Red Squirrel
Clemson
Dr Blowhole
The panya King
Max
Maurice
Private
Mort
Fred
Elmer
Leonard
Doris
Flippy
Buck Rockgut

Buck Rockgut
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Flippy
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Marlene
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Shauna
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Doris
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Alice
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Elmer
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Leonard
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Skipper
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Kowalski
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Rico
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Julien
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Clemson
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The Red Squirrel
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Dr Blowhole
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Max
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Maurice
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The panya King
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Private
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Mort ( plus Rodney, his tail)
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Fred
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If...
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First I just want to thank wewe all for your wonderful maoni on my bloopers. wewe all made me so so happy. Thanks again and I hope wewe enjoy this one as much as the last one. :`D

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Invasion: Take 1

Kowalski: (in nursery) Marlene! Over here!

Marlene: *doesn't notice*

Kowalski: *runs into door* Whoooa....Ow... *passes out*

Director: *in mutters* I told him not to actually run into the door....

Invasion: Take 2

Kowalski: (in nursery) Marlene! Over here!

Marlene: *doesn't notice*

Kowalski: *"runs" into door*

Marlene: *gets hit kwa fish* What the?!?!...
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Yep that's right. I decided to do another bloopers. I hadn't done one in forever. Hope wewe enjoy it. :)
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Internet Popularity?: Take 1

Marlene: (on volcano) Welcome! To stunt that's so great!!

Maurice: That really what we're goin with?

Julien: Yes. Because it is awesome just like me. Now hoist your king.

Maurice: *attempts to hoist Julien*

Julien: Eh, why am I not being hoisted? I am getting impatient Maurice!

Maurice: *pulls* Boy wewe really *pulls* need to *pulls* drop a few pounds...*pulls*

Julien: How daring of you!! I do not weigh that much!...
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posted by peacebaby7
Madagascar

Private: "Skipper...Don't wewe think we should tell them the boat's out of gas?"

Skipper: "Nah...Just smile & wave boys. Smile & wave."

*penguins smile & wave to the foursome on the boat*

On The Boat...

Alex: *walking into the bridge* "OK, chimpos! Ready to set sail?"

Mason: "Oh, blast it all! We can't seem to get the mashua started."

Alex: "Can't get the mashua started? Why?"

Mason: "Phil?"

Phil: *sign language*

Mason: "Oh, dear. Phil says we appear to be out of gas."

Alex: "Out of gas?! The penguins didn't tell us that!"

Gloria: *walks in* "What is goin' on here? Shouldn't we be headed...
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posted by peacebaby7
Antarctica

Skipper: *looks at other penguins*

Kowalski/Rico: *shrugs*

*other penguins huddle in a group & begin whispering*

Skipper: "What do wewe boys make of this?"

Kowalski: "I don't know, Skipper. It could very well be a trap."

Rico: "Uh-huh."

Skipper: "But...What if he really is telling the truth this time?"

Kowalski: "How can we be sure he's telling us the truth?"

Rico: "Kaboom?"

Skipper: "No kaboom."

Rico: "Awww."

Kowalski: "What should we do?"

Skipper: *sigh* "Well, I think we should help him."

Kowalski/Rico: "What?"

Skipper: "I don't know, it's something about him. I think he's telling the truth...
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posted by RTE33
(Warning: All of These Are Not True and Just For Entertainment Purposes.)


Skipper Used To Be The Self Respecting, Dim-Witted King, and Julien Used To Be The Commando Guy. A Freak Accident Switched Their Minds.


Mort Used To Think Dan Schneider Delivered Presents Around The World on Christmas, Until He Came In Touch With The King's Feet.


Private Thinks My Little gppony, pony and Lunicorns Are Made kwa Hasbro, Even Though Lunicorns are Made kwa Mattel.


Marlene Is a secret Pegaster.


Kowalski's Smart phone Is From Verizon but He's So Hexy That Verizon Doesn't Give Him Bills.


When Skipper Gets Stung, He Never Feels It.


When Mort Watches Spongebob, He Jumps At The TV Trying To Eat The Characters, With Little Success.


Watch Penguins Of Madagascar! au Not, Rico Gets Paid Either Way.


THE END!
I'm uandishi this so wewe can find out wich penguin, auk wewe are most like. It is a multiple answer quiz. Good luck!


What is your inayopendelewa way to talk?

A. In one syllable words.
B. With a voice that makes wewe sound dominant.
C. Using big words that others don't understand.
D. With a phony accent.
E. Who cares!

What is your inayopendelewa subject in school?

A. Gym
B. History
C. Science and Math
D. Art
E. I like them all!

What is your hobby?

A. Playing with dolls.
B. Collecting little thimbles.
C. Doing science experiments.
D. Watching T.V.
E. I don't have a hobby.

What are you?

A. Only child.
B. Oldest child.
C. Middle child....
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posted by hotsnowsels
And so begins part two. Hope wewe enjoy!
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Private wrote on Skipper's wall: hi skipper! what time does defensive training start today?
4 dakika ago Like : maoni : Share

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Skipper Uh, couldn't wewe have just ASKED me that?
Private i did ask wewe just now.
Skipper I mean in real life. We're in the same room.
Private oh. i guess so. but its fun to write on walls!
Skipper *sigh*.... Defensive training starts at 1400 hours.
Private thanks skipper! :D

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Kowalski just read an article.
"Strange quarks" Some of the smallest...
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Note: This is the first chapter of my new fanfiction Where I Belong. I have already thought up the plot but not every detail. There's a twist and Private finds out Skippper had been hiding something from him.

Private felt completely alone. The unruly, brisk gusts of snow grew zaidi vigorous kwa the minute. If only he had got his uncle to take him nyumbani au stayed in the H.Q. To make matters worse neither Skipper, Kowalski, au Rico knew where he was. His life long scheme would end up in tradgedy. Struggling to substain from collapsing, started picturing the time he had spent with his cherished friends....
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posted by andresandru
100 years ago....

"get him!" a jogoo showted, as manny badgers and wanyama ran against Mr. Linert and his puffin friend, Mr. Swarget.

They ran, carrying the most precious objects of that moment, they were in Russia, runnig in a cliff, the two birds knew that place like the palm of their hand, no one, except their friends, knew about the hundreds of tunels they had.

"come!" Swarget shouted, they slided and hit a secret tunel, they started running through it.

"you remember I'm claustrofobic right?" Linert said, making his way through the tube, hearing manny sounds, he looked back and he saw one of...
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Operation: Antarctica - After the Penguins thwarted Cecil and Brick's latest crime, Private discovers a young leopard muhuri named Hunter, who's about to become prepackaged samaki food. Having saved her, Private travels with Hunter back to Antarctica after Kowalski accidentally launches the both of them into the East River. It now becomes two missions: One to ensure Hunter's salama return to Antarctica and one to retrieve Private from the leopard seals. But will the Penguins succeed, au will they end up as chajio, chakula cha jioni for the village?

Well, only three of them almost ended up as dinner, but I digress.

Ever...
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posted by Saracuda
The Penguins were training in the HQ. Kowalski however, was elsewhere. An explosion shook the whole zoo. The penguins hurried down the ladder..
"Fish & Chips!" Skipper shouted. The HQ was a mess. A soot-streaked Kowalski climbed out from under the rubble. He looked around and did a double take. "Skipper! Good golly! What a disaster!"
"Yeah. Shame that wewe caused it.." Skipper said, folding his flippers across his chest. He added, "-and not the first time as I recall."
Kowalski sighed, "Well, I guess I'll just go stash this invention then."
"What invention?" Private asked, receiving a slap from...
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 Jake The otter (Credit to Creator of Picture)
Jake The Otter (Credit to Creator of Picture)
One siku in the zoo, the penguins were in the lair, watching a movie.
"Skipper, why are we watching this again?" Private asked.
"It's a penguin, auk documentary. Just like last time. But a bit less gory...." Skipper answered.
"Oh penguins, we are in need of you're asisstance." alisema a familiar chimp voice.
"What's up, chimps?" Skipper said.
"It seems that there is a temporary transfer to the Central Park Zoo with another Otter." explained Mason, while Phil used sign language.
"So, why do wewe need our help?" Asked Kowalski.
"Don't wewe remember what happened last time? With Ronda?" reminded Mason.
"Right.......
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Gut Instinct: Every siku at the zoo, Gladys feeds the zoo wanyama treats, much to Alice's displeasure. After Gladys slips and falls on a maembe, embe pit that came from the lemur habitat, King Julien faces the wrath of the zoo animals. But Skipper's gut has a different say (literally) on this, prompting an investigation. All the signs point to King Julien, but was it really him this whole time, au is it merely the insatiable need for vengeance at hand? And can they save King Julien in time before his punishment?

I Know Why the Caged Bird Goes Insane: Once a year, the Invention Expo (INVEXPO) showcases...
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Penguins of Madagascar

It was lazy afternoon for the penguins. Nothing special was happening today, it was actually really boring. Kowalski was in the lab concocting, Rico was kusoma a weekly magazine known as "Gorgeous Explosions!" Private was watching some reality onyesha on Nickelodeon, and Skipper was relaxing in his bunk.

"Men, front and center." Skipper jumps down from his bunk and stands firmly, waiting for his team. Everyone does as he ordered. "Seeing as everyone has been doing an exceptional job all this month, I've decided to treat wewe all. Were taking a vacation to Sunlight Metropolis,...
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posted by SummerPoM
Somewhere in the sea, 1994.

"Hey, David!", a man shouted. "Are wewe OK?"
"It's kinda cold here", David answered. "But I'm fine!". David was half spy, half soldier. He was in a very dangerous mission. A mission in the weirdest part of the sea, the Bermuda Triangle.
"Are wewe sure wewe want to do this?"
"Affirmative, Alfred."
"You will swim toward death!"
"No with the lost treasure", he looked at the map. "With it, I can do anything!"
"Ow, David. You're very stubborn at times. Your son too."
"I just hope that he don't follow my example", David laughed and dived into the water. "It'll be okay", he thought....
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 Virus Attack
Virus Attack
Meanwhile, in the Park…

Kowalski: [Licks Snow Cone] "Mmmm! Delicious!"
Private: "Better than ever!"
Rico: [Swallows the whole Cone]
Kowalski: "That’s enough rest for now. Let’s go finish my Surprise for Skipper!"
Private: "I wonder if he suspects anything…"
Kowalski: "Oh, Private! It’s under wraps. He doesn’t even know we're building it."

As the Penguins finish their Snow Cones and get back to the Zoo, they hear Maurice and Mort screaming…

Private: "Sounds like Maurice is in trouble!"
Rico: "Skippa widdem (‘But Skipper is with them’)!"
Kowalski: "I know! Something strange is going on!"...
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 Virus Attack
Virus Attack
It was a beautiful morning in New York. Private and Rico were helping Kowalski with his new invention, in their HQ. Meanwhile, Skipper was in the Lemurs' Habitat, playing cards with Julien. After spending hours to get his new invention, ‘The 3-Dimensional Computer’ done, Kowalski decides to take a break…

Kowalski: "Voila! My new invention, 'The 3-Dimensional Computer'!"
Private: "Well, the wires stuck-out. I can’t fix it!"
Kowalski: "It’s not finished yet, but we’ll need zaidi two hours to complete it. With my ‘3-Dimensional Computer’, we can do anything, like Accessing the Internet,...
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Chariters:
Skipper
Kowalski
rico
private
Craig Fergurson
Geoff Peterson
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Trans Script:
Kowalski: hujambo Skipper, Private Come Check Out What i Found On CBS!
Private: ROBOT!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
(Runs Screming To Bed)
Kowalski: It's a Really Funny onyesha it's The Late Late onyesha with Craig Furgerson
Skipper: What's Up With the Rob... (Laughs A Lot) That's Pretty Funny.
Craig: "Dear Craig and Geoff, Do wewe Like The Penguins Of Madagascar? Signed RustyandJuneP." Uh, Wow, Uh, Kinda Like Them But The Leader Sucks, Geoff, What's Your Coment On That Show.
Geoff: hujambo Skipper, I Had Sex With Your Girlfriend!!!
Audence: OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Skipper: Rico! Can wewe Do Something For me?
*The inayofuata Day*
Craig:It's So Great Having wewe Nicole (She Sits On a Chair, It's Falls*
Craig: Alright, Who's The F***ing Idiot!
Skipper: Aperently wewe Are.
*The End!*
Hey! Bob here. Bob the Piñata. Lives in the Central Park Zoo at the lemurs' habitat. King Julien really spends quality time with me even though I have no zaidi Candy in my body, after Kowalski was all crazy about my candy-giving powers.

It was a bright, sunny, and bright siku in Central Park. Tourists visited. Pigeons pooped on the zoo bell. Janitors working hard to clean it up. Yeah, a pretty normal siku for me and the other wanyama in the zoo.

Meeting at the Zoovenir Shop; 8:30 pm sharp, as I read what was written on the whiteboard in every habitat. After a few zaidi hours later, King Julien,...
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