It was a typical siku in the zoo....skipper and the others were enjoying there siku so far....private was trying to be extra cute today to onyesha skipper he could be zaidi cute then he ever could before....

Private: am I Bieng EXTRA cute today skipper?

Skipper:"sigh" yes private...we all know your the cutest....

Rico and kowalski just sighed as they were waving to the people....

Ding...ding.....the kengele had rung...it was closing time..the penguins all did thier final wave as the customers left....they all were just about to go down to thier lair and call it a day...when Marlene jumped into thier lair....with...

I've written that story a longer time zamani and I am from Germany so the story is German. I can't speak au write English well enough to translate it.
I hope some of wewe can read a little German.

Es war ein sonniger Tag, die Pinguine schlürften ihren Fischsud und Marlene sonnte sich auf ihrem Felsen. King Julien beschwerte sich mal wieder über pango smoothie von Maurice. Alice sprach durch ihr Handy mit einem Lieferanten, der gerade einen LKW Richtung Central Park Zoo steuerte. Ein neues Tier sollte in pango Zoo kommen. Die Pinguine hörten mit und redeten darüber, dass es eine Unverschämtheit...

It was lunchtime....private went to his locker and grabbed his lunch and went to the cafeteria....he opened the door and saw 100s of wanyama eating lunch...he was nervous..he had no one to sit with...he slowly walked inside and looked around for that penguin, auk who helped him in the hallway earlier... Kowalski was it..? But had no luck...he decided to sit down all kwa himself....he opened up his Baggie of samaki and begun to eat... Suddenly out of nowhere....a young penguin, auk came up and sat with him...,he looked a little taller then private...

??: do wewe want me to sit with you...?

Private looked up...

skipper couldn't help but feel akward at the movies, so instead of focusing on marlene, his date, he focused on everyone elses, Kowalski and doris were admiring the gadgets on screen "hmmm, that's a genius idea, freeze ray opera glasses, I must try that" "oh don't be so modest Kowalski, your samaki jetpack could trump that" "doris that's very flattering....", private and Angelina, a skinny pigeon with Brooklyn accent (weird, skipper had never thought private would get an american girlfriend) were spotting every single land mark in the background of the movie, "and that's big ben, tower bridge,...

Author's Note: I was planning on publishing a chapter every four days, but I'm unsure when and if I'll be on tomorrow. So, I decided to post this today. However, the rest of the chapters will remain on schedule.

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    The week had finally passed. Days seemed to go kwa longer for some reason. Lorrie had Kowalski in a small cage and was carrying him to the boat. Preston was coming with her as far as Manhattan, then he was going back to Antarctica. Once they boarded, Preston led her to her cabin, kibanda as he carried her luggage. The sun was shining brightly over the horizon...

*Few years later, The Danish army with Skipper got many victory in the battle of New World... he never thought he will be there to celebrate the victory knowing if his past really un-supported... that was changed his life. But time kwa time, Skipper started to forget his old best friend, Manfredi Ivan and Johnson Davis and all of them finally united again in one mission... but everything wewe took in the morning must be back in the night. But then, un-strange man will bring Skipper's relativity died one kwa one... his bestfriends, his teacher, his leader... soon. And his past will be back once...

Remember, in this chapter, Kowalski is a little chick, enjoy! :D
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The scientist returned to his lab in the U.S.A. and was planning to study Kowalski.

"I'll start on wewe later" he alisema leaving his lab for the night.

Kowalski sat there, in a cage, in the dark, and not in Antarctica. Like any child, he was frightened. He thought of his parents, his brothers and Marafiki back at home, well, his parents and Marafiki were back home.

He was bored, he saw some vitabu about science and math, and tried his best to reach them.

He tried to get out of his cage, but that hurt because...

The penguins stepped into the moonlight. The Mbwa mwitu loups howled. Ru screamed, but Urka covered her beak.
"Where is it?" Urka asked.
"Follow us," Rica said. 
The penguins got across the brook and scaled a tree. They made their way over the treetops. Kowalski fell 3 times, and Ru had to pull him back up.
"Here it is," Rica said. They looked down on the ground, and there was the blue light, it seemed to be coming out of nowhere.
"Is it safe?" Urka asked.
"Um, yah, du!" Kowalski said, very unsurely.
Just then, a series of howling startled them. A large pack of Mbwa mwitu loups walked through the trees. Their growling...

This is just a little something I decided to write for mother's day. I should be finishing it, but don't count on it.

As always, Skipper called Father's siku a siku off. It wasn't his fault he had to, it was Rico's. He would always stay in his bunk on that holiday. To the other's, it was a good time to take a siku off. It was their opertunity to visit family au just have a free day.
This Father's siku was different, though. It was Johnson's first mwaka back, and no one was going out anywhere. Ivy and Private were simply going to write a letter to Uncle Nigel, with Johnson's help. Skipper and Kowalski...

hujambo this is my first fanfic so plz no hate! :)

I took a deep breath, and thought this was it

"I think I have a crush on Skipper" I alisema nervously

Marlene just stared at me shocked

"But I always had a little crush on him too!" she said

I couldn't believe it, my first crush, and somebody else likes him. I didn't know what to say, so we both stared at each other in shock

"Um...so what do we do now?" I asked her

"I have no idea" she replied

"Wait didn't he think wewe were some sort of spy at first?" Marlene asked me

"Yeah, and I think he still does" I said

"Classic Skipper" she alisema smirking

"He still does...

User: Eh, hello computer-y thing!

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: I am the king so wewe may worship me now.

Cleverbot: Not at the moment.

User: What?! How dare wewe defy me!

Cleverbot: wewe have no power here.

User: King Julien, which is me, always is having the power!

Cleverbot: If wewe say so Damian.

User: Damian? Who is this Damian?

Cleverbot: If wewe don't know, I'm not going to be the one that tells you.

User: Eh... Ok.

Cleverbot: Do wewe see were wewe alisema wewe watched soul eater.

User: Ew who would be eating souls? They have no flavor!

Cleverbot: I don't know what I am... You're the only person I have...

User: Um...

Enjoy (Note: No penguins were harmed during this story.)
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After lots of walking, we found ourselves in a room, with red stains on the wall.

"Damn, where are we now?" I alisema as I limped over to a pole which I leaned on.

Something au someone tapped me on the shoulder. I looked up. Skipper!

"Hello." Skipper said, as he hugged me and Kowalski with warm smiles. Then his smile faded when he saw my foot. (That was cut off.)

"It's a long story." I assured him. He nodded slowly. Then he led us to a small ukuta were, Rico and Private were sitting.

They smiled....

The buzzer sounded.

Penguins of many ages sprinted mbele through the obstacle course. Their adrenaline coursed through their veins and they weaved around each other, most of them belly-sliding. Snow was flung into the air behind each of them as they raced to the end. Freezing cold air whipped past their faces and nipped at their cheeks. Finally, the course opened into a clearing and the penguins went into their designated sections.

Most were out of breath and their heads thumped with each pound of their heart. Subject 61 waited patiently in line for his evaluation. He'd been in this program...

    Snow covered all of New York, and snow was still drifting. The young children in Central Park anticipated the upcoming holiday…CHRISTMAS!!! Meanwhile the zoo wanyama were getting the zoo ready for Kidsmas. Skipper and Kowalski were walking through the habitats, Skipper making sure everything was running smoothly. Kowalski was taking notes on the progress being made.

    “How we looking Kowalski?”

    “We’re progressing pretty quickly this year.”

    “Perfecto. How are we on getting that tree?”

    “Bada...

bila mpangilio things in PoM comedy

(these happen when I'm spying on them)

* Marlene and Skipper are in a room together*

Marlene: So, Skipper I was wondering if you, um-

Skipper: *burp*

Marlene: *not amused face*

Me: *to myself* Now that's true love. :)


* Kowalski and Private are in the HQ* * Kowalski is trying to explain something to Private*

Kowalski: And that's Murphy's law.

Private: Who's Murphy? 

Me: Hehe


* switch to dumb Kowalski* * Private is talking to dumb Kowalski*

Private: Come on Kowalski, wewe must still have some smart still in you!

Kowalski: Because I hate, drumroll please,

Private: *sigh*

Kowalski:...

Hey, guys. When I get bored, recently, I find myself uandishi songs based on stuff that I enjoy, such as the Penguins of Madagascar. While not totally related, it's pretty obvious it can be related somehow if you're a fanguin; they can tell who can be thought of while kusoma this.

This is sekunde rough draft to this. If anyone has any ideas to make this better (better rhymes for certain phrases, au simply a better way to phrase a line), feel free to let me know. I normally never really wrote songs, so this is new.

And since I have no clue how to get instruments for songs (I don't do any instruments,...

The inayofuata morning, they woke up realizing that Eve had turned on her other side. She was resting her head in his chest, and Skipper had a firm hold around her. They got to their feet and pressed on. They walked close to each other since the temperature was now -27⁰F. They tried to keep warm.

About three hours later, they came to the coast. “How are we going to get across the ocean Skipper? We can’t swim in this water.” Eve pointed out. Skipper spotted a mashua far off to their right. “This way. We’re gonna commandeer that boat.” They sprinted in that direction, and while no one was...

Skipper opened his eyes, he was underground in narrow tunnel.
“Are wewe alright, boys?” he said.
“I’m here” alisema Private, who lay in the rubble. Skipper helped him to stand.
“Are wewe ok, Private?”
“I think yes”
“Kowalski! Rico!”
“I’m here, Rico too” they heard voice from the other side of tunnel. They were separate kwa avalanche of debris.
“I was training wewe for situation like that” alisema Skipper and helped Kowalski and Rico to futa stones.
“Whe a we?” asked Rico when they deleted stones, what mean: where are we?
“I don’t know Rico, somewhere underground” said...

Chapter 1: Schemes and Possesions

Seven years later...

"Private..."the vision called out. Private turned around to see nothing. "Private, I'm over here."the vision called out. Private took a step forward. "No over here."the vision said. Private turned around to see Henry who was 77. "Who are you?"Private fearfully asked. "I am your ascendant. I have to tell wewe that the time has come."Henry said. "For what?"Private fearfully asked. "To pick the chosen one of course. Tomorrow, your Uncle Nigel will be coming for something. Your eleventh birthday is today. Right?"Henry asked. Private fearfully...

Chorus: This is 10% freaky, 20% fear, 15% good looking Kowalski is here, 5% skilene, 50% test and 100% reason POM is the best.
V1. Kowalski, he doesn't need his brain taking heights, he just wants to be heard inventing at the speed of light. He knows he's unlike everybody else, alone, in spite of the fact that the penguins still think that they know him. Forget them, he knows the drill, it's not about reality, it's all about insanity, and paranoia, making success, keep creations in control. That means, when they explode, Rico's on a roll.
What the heck is he tryin' to say? He never speaks clear...