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Doris's New Beau: Take 1

[KOWALSKI and PARKER are shown walking down a dock]

Kowalski: "She...needs me?"

Parker: "Her very words. alisema you're the smartest guy she's ever met."

Kowalski: *smiles huge* "Ah, always knew Doris would come to her senses someday. It's the casual-" *steps on end of board and the other end smacks him in the face* "Daie!" *falls over*

Director: *sighs* "Can someone please fix that?"

GuyOffSet: "On it!"

Director: "Kowalski, are wewe alright?"

Kowalski: *gets to feet and rubs head*...
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posted by annieptc
A normal siku at the CPZ, the penguins are going through their normal morning routine when the Alice alarm goes off suddenly. They all run up topside to see her carrying a large crate.

To the man on the walkie-talkie she says, “Yeah we’re hoping that this female will mate with one of the males.” Alice put the crate down and walked away.

From inside the crate, they all heard a mumble, “Mate my ass. What am I, a prostitute?” It was a pretty female voice.

Skipper examined the crate and said, “Kowalski, options.” Kowalski flipped through his notebook and looked over his options he planned...
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The Big Move: After an eerily quiet night without the lemurs, the Penguins discover that they've snuck out to the park at night, only to return in the morning. Seeing the benefits, Skipper shows King Julien a secret tunnel leading directly to the park, on the conditions that he and his subjects keep it a secret and that they return in the morning. Being a loose-lipped King, Julien tells all of the zoo wanyama about the tunnel, and they all sneak out at night. Upon trying to return to the zoo, Burt accidentally blocks the tunnel, preventing the other wanyama from exiting it. Can the Penguins...
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posted by KowalSkip9
I Wanna Control wewe - Neil Patrick Harris, A.K.A Dr Blowhole

Only I, Dr. Blowhole know
How to tame this beast, and so
Won't wewe listen to my power ballad solo, my SOLO

In a world with mediocre minds
Where geniuses dissed kwa ignoramus mankind
Prepare to be pleasantly astounded, ASTOUNDED

Oh, I wanna control you
(Wanna control you)
I wanna make wewe mine

I wanna control you
(Wanna control you)
An offer that I hope wewe shan't decline
I've got a motion of devotion that you're the one for me

A mutant disaster
But I'll be your master
And together we'll be
In a full wicked harmony

Like a beautiful evil destiny
Livin' large, in absolute charge
A metropolitan NYC

I've got a motion of devotion that you're the one for me
You're the one for me


If anyone spots any wrong lyrics, PLEASE let me know. I guessed some of the words, so I'd be glad if wewe spot anything wewe know is a mistake.
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prepare for the makala I passed WEEKS writing, requirings: 1:have seen: dr blowhole´s revenge, huffin and puffin, the big squeeze. 2:have read my makala the bets birthday ever, mr wonderfull, Its she au me!. 3:know about mandy, arlene, and the rats. As the title says this has skilene content, and people that dont like this couple please dont read this aerticle, its very, very, verry large, so enjoy and RIP: read in peace!

Skipper sat as his table, seeing his coffe and how his...
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posted by Bluepenguin
- Knock Knock Jokes -

Private is laying in his bunk like a sack of potatoes, bored and lazily watching the clock.
Private: 1:00 P.M.... still two zaidi hours until they onyesha the Lunacorns...
Skipper: Private! For one siku can wewe please not watch those ridiculous moonhorns with their hippie caring powers?!
Private: Aww! But why, Skippa?
Skipper angrily gazes at Private.
Skipper: Private...
Private: Ok, ok! (Sigh)....... ooh! I have an idea! Knock, knock!
Skipper: Who's there?
Private: Vampire!
Skipper: Vampire who?
Private: (Giggle) Vampire State Building! Ahahahaha!
Skipper looks at Private with an "I'm...
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posted by fox_tamer_113
Okay! This is the 2nd chapter of my 1st serious story! :)

And I want to thank hanz1192 for reviewing last chapter! :D

Anyways, lets continue on the story!


Dimension 1 (???)
Penguins HQ

In the middle of the room a portal opened and four chained penguins are thrown out of it and landed with a great thud.

"Ugh, where are we? Kowalski! Analyze our situation!" Skipper ordered, as he observed his surroundings.

"Skipper, it appears to be our HQ" Kowalski answered, as he looked around the empty HQ.

The HQ, where the penguins met, befriended, work and have fun in, never looked as empty, dirty and desolated...
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“Jealous Much?”
March 04, 2014

    “Hey, guys,” Marlene started as she entered the penguin, auk HQ, looking around. “Where’s Kowalski?”

    “In his lab,” Skipper answered. “What brings wewe here?”

    Marlene held up an abacus. “I believe I found Kowalski’s abacus. I thought he’d want it back,” she said.

    “Oh, finally! He’s been going crazy looking for that thing!” Skipper said. “Like I said, he’s in his lab.”

    “He won’t mind me walking in on him?” Marlene...
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I sighed and did a facepalm. My least inayopendelewa subject!
"Oh! Oh! I'll go first!" Becky exclaimed, waving her hand in the air. "I like the beavers! They're so hot!"
"Yeah! So hot!" Stacey exclaimed.
"I thought wewe were just friends?" Michelle said.
"Well, yeah! We're friends!" Becky exclaimed.
"Boyfriends and girlfriends!" Stacey cried.
"Do they even know that?" Marlene asked. 
"Um, uh. Who wants to go next?" Stacey said.
No one raised a hand, paw, au flipper.
"How about, Shelly!" Becky said.
"Eh, okay. As wewe all know, I have my-" Shelly started.
"It's Rico, I knew it!" Darla cried. 
Michelle blushed....
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     Fallout Chapter 2: Following in his Footsteps

Private stepped outside and was greeted kwa the bright sun. He’s never seen a light so bright before due to the fact he’s lived inside an underground kuba all his life. His eyes were able to adjust to the bright sunlight, and as soon as he did he saw the outside world. Wasteland, everything around him was destroyed. Roads, nearby houses, the landscape, everything. Private followed the road, thinking it would lead him to where his father is. As he’s waddling, he can’t help but to look at all the destruction around...
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posted by Skiparah
He was just a penguin, auk with a growing depression. Not a word in the world could take the weight of the infliction off his shoulders. He was a penguin, auk who just needed to run away and have a good cry. But he wouldn't let that happen. He knew he couldn't. I'm a man.I'm a man. He told himself that so many times. Now he walked, head hanging, shoulders drooped. Here could be found no glory, no spirit of freedom, no lack of affliction. Only the mark of an outcast, the weight of regection and hate were seen. Rain clouds were drawn to him overhead. Slowly raindrops began to fall. Not after long rain...
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Skipper, the brave fierce leader, alisema he would never cry. Obviously, he hadn't had this happen yet. On the ground infront of him was the craziest penguin, auk of them all Rico. His fallen comrad was to injured to be fixed.

"Rico!" Skipper alisema shaking the wounded penguin. "Don't wewe dare die on me! Be strong!"

Rico's eyes looked like they were glued shut. They wouldn't open no matter what. Blood from where the lazer had hit him. "Rico please!"

"Well Peng-you-in." The phychotic Dr.Blowhole smirked, moving inayofuata to the very depressed penguin. "Looks like your team is one short. Once again I have become...
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posted by BrightLight92
"You shouldn't have come Ringtail!" Skipper held the quivering figure of the lemur in a hug. The two were beaten, bloody, battered. They grasped onto each other like their life depended on it. "I should have forced wewe to go back to the zoo... It's my fault," The penguin's voice cracked. His face was riddled with pain.

"No... It is being my fault, Skipper. I am always trying to be tagged along with wewe on missions," He leaned his head farther into the crook of Skipper's neck. The commander was going to ask him what he was doing but then he realized that the king was sobbing. Skipper placed a...
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posted by peacebaby7
You may now kiss the bride...*Skipper & Marlene kiss*

*Skipper & Marlene run out of the Zoovenir duka holding hands & laughing*

Zoo Animals: "KISS! KISS! KISS!"

*Skipper & Marlene kiss once again"

Zoo Animals: "Awwwww!"

(????): "Skipper? Wake up!"

Skipper: "What?" *wakes up slowly*

Private/Kowalski/Rico: *standing around him*

Kowalski: "You really like Marlene don't you?"

Skipper: "Why do wewe ask?"

Kowalski: " were...sort of...kissing your pillow."

Skipper: D: "Um...Can we just pretend wewe didn't see that?"

Kowalski: "If it will make wewe zaidi comfortable."

Private: "Aye, Skipper."...
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Damion's eyes were as wide as his jaw that had dropped in terror. His tight gripp loosened until Private fell to the icy ground.
D: "Dad! Dad!"
Damion fled like a coward, but Private couldn't blame him. Jeff raced up and they both ran for their lives.
A: "Private, are wewe okay?!"
She pushed through the paniced crowd to Private, but she still couldn't reach him. All she could do was watch in terror as he laid on the ground getting trampled kwa the absentminded, frightened crowd.
S: "Private?! Private?!"
Private got on his flippers, but struggled to get to his feet. Then he heard her angelic voice,...
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posted by thecrazygeinus
The penguins headed back to the zoo through the New York Sewers. Once they were under the park, Kowalski remembered something.

“The meteor kuoga is tonight!”

“Right! I almost forgot.” E remembered, “Can we go watch?” E asked Skipper. She had been counting down for weeks.

“Fine. Go stare at the stars. Private, your on recon duty.” Skipper decided.

“What? But, they will already be watching the skies.”Private answered, confused.

“Yes, but they won’t be able to focus.”Skipper responded, giving E a knowing look.

“Now that that matter has been settled, the kuoga should begin...
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So Colonel,Kassie,Richie,Secret and James were heading back to the zoo.Kassie/Kowalski arranged for a crate to be delivered to the penguins habitat.
------In The Crate-In Afternoon----
"You're stepping on my foot!" "Your Flipper is in my ribcage!" "Eg bleh ug bu!" "Get your head out of my stomach and that's an order!" "Can't...Breath... Lungs...blocked." It was a small crate.Big enough for two penguins,but waaaay too small for five penguins.

"Hey...I...think... we're...almost..there.",said James/Jazzy."He" was right.When the zookeeper put the crate down and left,the guys came bursting out,gasping...
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posted by skipperfan5431
THE inayofuata MORNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Alright boys! Today were gonna do some hand to hand combat for the morning exersices!" Skipper commanded, looking over his shoulder to make sure Roy was pleased. Lilly, Kowalski, Rico, and Private cheered happily. They loved a little hand to hand combat. "So, ready to get whooped Skipper?" Kowalski asked, striking a battle pose. Skipper looked at Kowalski and gave him a weird look. "Uh, wewe boys won't be fighting ME........your fighting Roy...heh." The team looked up at the tall buff penguin, auk as he flexed his HUGE penguin, auk muscles. "So....who's first?" Ofcourse,...
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posted by JediPenguin16
"Smile and wave, boys, Smile and wave."

Remember that? The magical moment when wewe first met Skipper, Kowalski, Private, and Rico? What about when wewe discovered the new spin off onyesha on Nick? How wewe laughed at the jokes and Skippers paranoia? au watching Kowalski and Rico's developing characters, King Julien's crazy antics, Mort's obsession with DA FEET, Maurice eating those bad leechee nuts, Marlene and Skipper interacting alone for the first time, creating one the most maarufu pairings? Remember the joy wewe felt when wewe found a whole site on fanpop dedicated to your beloved PoM characters?...
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Note: This, as wewe probably already know, is the confirmed name for the Blowhole special that will most likely be the last episode aired. Inspiration for this makala came from LeonardFan's scenario ilitumwa under the 'Final Blowhole Episode Title Confirmed' picha and Jedipenguin16's ukuta post on the club. I hope wewe enjoy it. :)

Skipper walked into the room Kowalski was in. "Kowalski! What are wewe doing?" He asked, causing Kowalski to nearly jump out of his feathers. He tried to cover up what he was working on kwa leaning far against the table. "Oh...Hello Skipper. I was just, uh..." Skipper shook...
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