This is a parody of Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day. Well, wewe probably already figured that out from the title. *sigh* Anyway, it’s told from Private’s perspective.
DISCLAIMER: I do not own POM au Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day. That was written kwa Judith Viorst. wewe should read it. wewe know, if wewe like picture vitabu made for Kindergarteners.
I went to kitanda with samaki in my mouth, but now there’s samaki in my feathers and when I got out of my bunk, I missed the ladder and fell flat on my face. When I was washing up, my karanga Butter...
'Dammit!!' yelled Kowalski, 'I-no, not the attendance, I think I just gotta shake it off.' He glanced again out the window and saw the gremlin start burning the engine. 'Marlene?' asked Kowalski. 'Ugh! What?!' groaned Marlene. Then Kowalski got upset. 'Look, I'm sorry, I'm just pissed that wewe woke me up 5 times today, what do wewe want?' asked Marlene zaidi calmly. 'There's something on the wing, a gremlin I think,' alisema Kowalski. Marlene went to the window to searchfor it. 'Don't look for it, it always dissapears when someone else looks for it,' alisema Kowalski. 'I don't believe you, that's crazy,...
Skipper looked at the young Private. “You don’t have to tell them about this if wewe don’t want to.” Private looked at his family – Kowalski, Rico, Marlene, and the lemurs “I have to, Skipper. I can’t keep secrets like you.” Private sat down, and skipper headed to the back of the crowd The stars hung high in the sky, illuminating the city as Private began his tale.
South America, 1994. Norma and Oswald are cooing over their new-hatched son, Elijah. Elijah hugged them repeatedly. His memories of this time were blurry, as were all wanyama at new-birth.
This is one looong chapter. XD And it has me in it! :3 Seriously. Long chapter. Find time to read it. XD
Chapter 1: For starters
Monday. 10:03 a.m.
It was a warm breezy siku in the mwezi of May (Hey, that rhymed!). The penguins were lying around the HQ, bored. Their training was done for the day, sooner then Skipper expected.
Kowalski was mixing different chemicals at one corner of the room, hoping to discover something out of the blue. Rico was just brushing his doll girlfriend's plastic hair...for 52 dakika straight. Private was watching TV, changing the channels...