Cronic sleepyness

The Bus Called Graveyard 8: Take 1

Kowalski: "Pull up a kiti, kiti cha and set a spell while this spooky tale I relate. 'Bout the meanest mess of steel and wheels man never did create. The bus called Graveyard Eight."

Rico: ...

Kowalski: "Rico?"

Rico: ...

Kowalski: "Has anyone seen Rico?"

Rico: *snores*

Kowalski: "Uuuugh. He's sleeping behind the dumpsters again. Rico! Wake up!"

Rico: "WHAT! HIIIIIYAA!" *kicks Kowalski in the face*

Kowalski: "Oww!"

Rico: "Oh, sorry 'bout that."

The Bus Called Graveyard 8: Take 2

Kowalski: "Pull up a kiti, kiti cha and set a spell while this spooky tale I relate. 'Bout the meanest mess of...

Any zaidi Advice?: Take 1

Skipper: "If all goes well, we'll see wewe alive at dawn. With the previously mentioned souvenir in hand."

Kowalski: "And if not...*sniffles*...You'll be...you'll be fine."

Private: "But wait! I-I'm not ready! *whine* Any zaidi advice, survival guide audio book?"

Tape Recorder: "This recording will self destruct...Right now..."

Rico: "AAAAAAAAAAAA!" *hits Private in the head with the baseball bat*

Private: "Owwww!" *pass out*

Any zaidi Advice?: Take 2

Private: "But wait! I-I'm not ready! *whine* Any zaidi advice, survival guide audio book?"

Tape Recorder: "This recording will self...

'What the heck is that?'

Marlene - Jakiś raban, dziwne światło.

Roy - Atakują, czuję że nie będzie łatwo.

Burt - Zbudził właśnie mnie nieziemski trzask.

Mason - A ja słyszałem gdzieś przedziwny wrzask.

Bing - To nie ja tylko Bada.

Bada - Bo ja się ten, no... przejąłem!

Maurice - Więc cóż to za blask?

Pinky - To głęboce razi nas.

Mason - Rękoma dajesz znak, jest za mną, tak?

Burt - Co za dziwne coś!

Roy - Co za dziwne coś!

Bada - Co to za typ wisi i gapi się?

Joey - Czekaj no, niech ciut przetrę oko nim swe!

Bing - Paskudne, brudne i złe na wskroś!

Bada and Bing - Jakieś dziwne...

Chapter 3: The Rise of the guardians

It was a beautiful summer’s night on the island of hoole, where Soren, along with his best friend Gylfie, Twilight, and Digger, are departing on a mission for the Ga’Hoole Tree. “Dad, can we come along with you?” asked Soren’s three daughters, Bell, Blythe, and Bash. “No, but perhaps someday wewe can. Pelli, are wewe sure you’re okay?” “Yes, I’ll be fine, now go. What’s your mission this time?” “Well, we’re investigating the disappearances of several owlets and we also got a tip, that the Pure Ones, now being led kwa the Striga,...

*Please note i didn't write this song myself, Seastar4374 wrote it*

The penguins jumped up the hatch
"So Starlite's suppose to be beautiful? PFFT! Yah and it will rain dolphins!" Skipper laughed.
*Rainbow veins-Owl City*
*High rise, veins of the avenue
Bright eyes and subtle variations of blue*
The other four penguins were staring at something that was behind Skipper. "What are wewe nancy-cats gawking at?" Skipper sighed, not turning around.
*Everywhere is balanced there like a upinde wa mvua above wewe
Street lights glisten on the boulevard
And cold nights make staying alert so hard*
"Umm...You might wanna...

Skipper felt a pounding in his head, he felt the heat attracting every bit of moisture he still had. He opened his eyes, the daylight stung, he was to sore to bother to keep them open. He felt a jerk, he realised, as he slowly opened one eye, that Starlite was carrying him on her back, she had a scarf around her beak and he had a hat on (his cowboy one). She was dusty, her feathers were messed and she was full of bumps, bruises and scratches, her eyes were red. There were traces that she had been crying. But she kept looking forward, as if she had her eyes fixed on a diamond. Skipper moved...

Lexii stepped out of her room. She had gotten a new look just like Dr Blowhole had wanted. She thought she looked OK; she even thought she was pretty. She reached up and ran her paw across her bangs, which covered half her left eye and had a baby blue highlight in the middle. She thought it looked to flashy. She even kind of wanted to go dye it back to just plain white like before. She shook her head. This was part of her mission which she had chosen to except. She walked out of the hall and into the main room.


Dr Blowhole spotted Lexii in the vast room. She hadn't seen him yet. She was beautiful....

     Unlikely Rivalry

    It’s a Saturday night and the penguins are at the HQ, but there was a certain penguin, auk that was only focused on the television, and it wasn’t Private this time. It was Skipper.

“Alright come on, go, go, go, goal, and the Penguins score again!”

“That’s great, and that means that the Penguins tie it up and the game is going to overtime!” alisema Kowalski.

“Yup and soon the Penguins will beat the-”

But before Skipper could finish his statement, the otters Brandon and Marlene came in.

“Hey guys!” alisema Marlene.

“What’s...

Just wondering... is anyone actually kusoma this??? Let me know!
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Kowalski walked into the HQ a few dakika later - still not remembering what had happened that night - to find Skipper, Rico, Private, and even Katrina already awake. Marlene was also there, being comforted kwa Katrina - she seemed to be quite shaken up over something.

"Kowalski!" Skipper barked. "Where were you?"

"I woke up in the park." Kowalski alisema in a dazed voice. "I must have been sleepwalking au something of the sort."

"See to it that it doesn't happen again."...

After an hour, Kowalski began to smoke his cigarretes. After the 5th one, he imediately got bored and placed his cigar in the ash tray. He pondered on and looked out the window. There was something on the wing, Kowalski wiped his eyes, assuming he is seeing things. Bravely, he looked again saw a gremlin with the creepiest smile, that looked ghastly, and empty. 'AAAHHHH!!! ATTENDANCE!' yelled Kowalski. Then the gremlin vanished before the flight attendant came. 'What's wrong sir?' asked the flight attendant. 'There's a man au something on the wing, some....thing,' alisema Kowalski. 'Sir, are you...

Castlevania Symphomy of the night (PoM version)
                
         Chapter 1

Our story will start off in 1792 and the Transylvanian countryside of Romania. It’s a dark and scary night with fog all around and as wewe the ngome of the vampire Count Blowhole the ngome known as Castlevania. We enter the main room of the ngome and there we meet Kowalski Belmont the greatest vampire hunter of all times and now he is in the ngome of Blowhole the leader of the Vampires...