Private & Skipper Humanized

Private looked at the ceiling with horror as his beak unconciously dropped. He held back a deafening shriek. A spider, as large as a car, made a web of pure buibui silk holding 3 frightened penguins with web on their mouth. Private felt utterly useless. He felt as if his legs were going to give out at any moment. The buibui neared Skippers neck to inject poison when private shouted. Private: hey! Leave him alone! Before private knew it the buibui clashed with him and suddenly found himself on the floor. He screamed only to remember, no one could help him. (zoom into skippers dream)
A voice...

My first fanfic :D

Marlene and Kowalski made their way into Alice's office. "Okey Alice is sitting at her dawati we have to be cautious and quick." Kowalski suggests.Marlene nods her head "I agree." They crouch over to the front of Alice's desk. "She's on the phone, she's logged in the computer if we can distract her I can cancel the transfer." Kowalski says with hope.Marlene smiles and runs over to the door. "Marlene what are wewe doing!" Kowalski whispers.Marlene starts waving her hands in front of the door "Making a distraction, wewe save Skipper!" Alice notices Marlene "Hold on i have a pest...

"What in the name of James Madison's lack of height!?" Skipper exclaimed. He radioed Kowalski. "Kowalski! Get a visual on the lemur habitat! Stat!"

"Copy that!" Kowalski replied.

Skipper would know that scream anywhere. He and Rico dashed to the lemur habitat to see Julien, Maurice, and Mort backed up against the ukuta of the middle rock in their habitat in fear. The three of them were staring at the habitats' ukuta in horror; Julien's head was crownless, and he was cowering behind Maurice and Mort. Skipper and Rico looked to where they were looking at. inayofuata to the habitat's walls, another skull...

Everyone was prepared for the "Me Talent Show". The onyesha was held in the lemur Habitat at 8:30 - 9:30 am. All contestants went to there. The talent onyesha started.

"Hello, folks. Leonard here, the host of the "Me Talent Show", let us welcome our judges, King Julien, the king of the Central Park Zoo, and Roger, the nice and energetic alligator. Now, let us welcome our contestants, first we have our cute and cuddly penguin, Private. Second, we have our brainy and brilliant penguin, Kowalski. Third, we have another penguin, auk which has a psycho smile, Rico. Our last and fourth penguin, Skipper. Our...

The penguins huddle up.

Skipper:"Ok boys, she is definatly a spy. No one else could have done that without maximum spy training."
Private:"Maybe she is just really talented."
Skipper:Slaps Private "Stop with the nonsense Private!"
Kowalski:"We could send one of us down to talk to her and investigate."
Skipper:"Good idea. And scince wewe were the one to suggest it wewe can be our inside connection."
Kowalski:"Wait wh-"

He is cut off when Skipper and Rico throw him down through the hole and he lands with a thud. Tara turns to look at him with her pretty blue eyes. Kowalski pushes himself up and waddles...

Skipper glares at Tara, thinking she may be a spy of Dr. Blowhole's.

Tara:nods "ok. what do wewe want to try?"
Skipper:"We don't try, we succeed."

Skipper sets up the ninja bowling pins and turns to Tara.

Skipper:"You may want to watch first before wewe try anything. Boys! On my signal!"

They leap into postions and wait for a while.

Kowalski:"Um, Skipper..."

He stops when Skipper motions for him to be quiet. Kowalski and Private exchange a look.

Skipper:"Now!"

They leap into action, kicking and punching and using the moves they had been practicing. Tara leans against the box and watches. They finally...

"We'll take it one step at a time, starting with Marlene's case. I'll call the first witness." Skipper said. Private's moyo pounded, slightly due to nervousness. "Marlene, can wewe come to the stand, please?" Marlene hesitated, then climbed slowly to the juu of the counter and sat down on the overturned bowl that would be used as the witness stand. Skipper took a deep breath and approached her. "Marlene," He started. "Can wewe please tell us in great detail what happened two days zamani at your habitat?" He asked her.

Marlene took a deep breath to gather her thoughts. "I was swimming in my pond,...

The penguins were outside early in the morning, practicing like always. Skipper was shouting out commands when all of the sudden, they get an urge to peek at Marlene’s habitat. When they look over, she looks very sad and bored.

“Skippa, what’s going on with Marlene?” Private asks innocently.

“I have no idea, Private.” Skipper turns to Kowalski. “Kowalski, options!”

“Well, uh…we could go ask her if anything is wrong…?”Kowalski answered, but it sounds zaidi like a swali than an answer.

“Right, let’s go!” With that being alisema the penguins spring into Marlene’s habitat....