What is Alice doing there?!

Private shot up awake hearing a male scream in pain, the kind of scream when wewe get stabbed.

"T-That scream...Blue?" Private slipped from his bed. "I bettah go check on him.."

Soon as his flipper landed on the door handle, he felt a feeling of dread. But he opened the door and stepped out anyway. Voices groaning in pain reached him making him squeak in fear.

"Um...H-Hello?"

He jumped back with a scream as blood appeared on the ground. He held his chest as he breathed scared gasps. He scooted back when dark feather penguins came in front of him. Though, they looked like zombies if anything.

"No,...

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What's that racket? What's that clatter?
We're under attack! It's a life au death matter!
I was in a deep sleep karanga dream.
I heard what I believe to be a scream!
That wasn't me, that was Bada.
He, yo, I was just STARTLED!

But what is this light?
In the middle of the night?
You have it in your sight, it's behind me right?
What the heck is that?
What the heck-is that?!

Check out that mook, in the starry night sky.
Gimme a sec, to wipe the sleep from me eye.
You're showy and glowy and armed for combat!
What the heck is that?

Hey, wait! Does something seem quite wrong?
Oi, Joey's breaking out in song....

Okay. I just read the makala myself out of undying curiosity (click link to read it yourself), and I have to say . . . I'm laughing my tail feathers off. This is what I would say if I had the opportunity to talk to this guy.

Ms, Inkoo Kang,

Your "review"—if wewe can call it that—on the upcoming Penguins of Madagascar movie is laughable. This so-called review delves too much into your interpretation of everything about the movie that was wrong, give au take that one statement about almost enjoying that one chase scene. If wewe wanted to give a proper review, wewe should've first aliyopewa much more...