POM/supernatural crossover

Private: Not that this taco doesn't look good, but that chunky meatball of hot sauce and soggy taco shell is kind of ruining my appetite.
Kowalski: wewe alisema it. That is rather repulsive and nauseating. (gags with disgust)
Suddenly the taco jolts and flops out of the tray, leaving a soggy puddle on the once-clean table.
Private: AH! The taco moved. Did wewe see that? Skipper's taco flopped onto the table!
Kowalski: That is proposterous. Tacos aren't alive, and they don't walk.
Private: It moved!
Rico hacks up a crowbar.
Private: I don't need to be put out of my misery. I am telling you. It's alive....