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Epic Private Fighting Pose!

added by quasomeness

Source: Seize the siku

Who knew Private could look so cool fighting?

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Penguins of Madagascar

penguin, auk

private

mop

hornets

rats

seize the siku

Martha85, MadagascarGirl and 11 others like this

SaturdaySurpris Don´t EVER bother a penguin with a broom! This is what you get. ^^

ILUVKOWALSKI :O Awesome, the brooms so close you can see the texture on it! :D

SJF_Penguin2 SpongeBob had a sister . . .

carsfan ^XD Do NOT mess With Private`s Lunacorn plushie... or else... XD

CuteCuddly Good one SJF. Private: Mess with me and you meet my deadly...*looks at weapon*...sponge-mop. Me: O_o

kowalkielol epic pose

Skipperlovah258 I smell detergent and awesomeness over here!

Penguins_fan Yeah,EPIC!And...he's so cute!

ricoiswsome Huummmm change out the mop with a dual blade lightsaber and bom.

peacebaby7 @SJF: HAHA!!! XDXD That's awesome. XD

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A Song for Doris the dolphin Lyrics (rough draft)

posted by Bluepenguin

This is the rough draft of the lyrics, I would upendo to have revisions and constructive maoni added to this post. Please add muziki notes to the song kwa posting it on the pictures section of this fanclub. Hope wewe enjoy! :D

Kowalski: A Song for Doris the Dolphin.

Kowalski pulls out a guitar, gitaa and starts playing

Kowalski:
Stunning like a beach, pwani sunset,
Her eyes bluer than the neverending ocean,
She bears an amazingly soft face,
That I will never be able to hold.

Doris, the dolphin,
She is a miracle of nature,
Doris, the dolphin,
If only she would upendo me,

We swam in peace, in perfect harmony,
Flipper in flipper we went,
I was so happy and in total bliss,
But then, she cruelly left me,

Doris, the dolphin,
Why did wewe abandon me?
Doris, the dolphin,
If only she would upendo me,

If only she would upendo me.

.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.

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The Lies,The Truth, and Doris - A Dorski shabiki fiction: Part 1 - Lies and Fury

posted by Bluepenguin

The Truth, Lies, and Doris - A Dorski Fanfiction: Part 1

"Gah!"
    Kowalski woke up with a jolt, almost awakening the team from their deep slumber. He heard the soft thump of his moyo pounding in his chest. Trying to calm himself, he quietly slipped out of his bunk and peered at the alarm clock.
"3:40?! I got to get back to sleep! Tomorrow there is agility training!"
    Kowalski rubbed his eyes and quietly headed back to the small bunk, oblivious to Skipper's disappearance.

The dock...

    Small penguin, auk feet waddled across the dock,...

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badger Love: Chapter 1: The Reason Why

posted by Metallica1147

Author's note: In case wewe don't know, I added another OC to my stories, her name is Ariana and she is a penguin, and she will be in this story. Also Rico and Private fangirls, please don't hate me for supporting this couples and making this story :(

badger Love
Chapter 1: The Reason Why

After week that the badgers made their arrival at the zoo, everything went back to normal. Well, almost normal, Private’s fear of badgers was now worse. He was already scared of them to begin with, but now after what happen he’s zaidi terrified then ever. After hours of just laying...

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wewe Belong With Me: Skilene Version

posted by EppofangirlXD

You're in the HQ with your girlfriend, she's upset,
She's going off about something that wewe said,
She doesnt get your paranoia like I do,

I'm in my cave, its a typical Funday night,
I'm listening to the kind of muziki she doesn’t like, (it’s Spanish guitar, gitaa songs btw)
And she'll never know your story like I do, (which I barely know but still)

But she’s a falcon, I’m an otter,
She's got feathers and I got some brown fur,
Dreaming ‘bout the siku when wewe wake up and find,
That what you're looking for has been here the whole time,

If wewe could see that I'm the one who understands you,
Been here all...

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The penguin, auk, alka Zone Episode 1: Nightmare at 20,000 feet

posted by 67Dodge

Kowalski was going on vacation after a nervous breakdown at the zoo. Marlene had gone with him because she needed to unwind and relax. Kowalski began sweating vigorously, and scratching his head. 'What's wrong Kowalski?' asked Marlene. 'Nothing, the plane's motor is just...unreliable,' alisema Kowalski. 'Oh, I get it, you're afraid of heights,' teased Marlene. 'I am not!' yelled Kowalski as he took a weed. 'No smoking, sir,' alisema a flight attendant. 'Of course I understand, sorry,' alisema Kowalski. Only two days zamani had Kowalski started smoking, but in the path to the plane's destination, it will...

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Skipper, Hans, and the Church of Destiny, C5: Odd One

posted by beastialmoon

Odd One

Marlene’s Pov.
Okay, I lied. This is another view of the conversation Hans was watching. Enjoy and Review!

Like Hans had predicted, Skipper went full-force Christian. It came off to the others as a quick fad he would eventually get over, like Rico’s hippie syndrome incident. Marlene watched him quote Psalms on the walk way.

Odd one you’re never alone
I’m here and I will reflect you

She knew she liked him. She knew it from the start. Like his problem with the Church, so did she have a problem with Skipper.

Both of us basically unattached
To anything au anyone
Unless we’re pretending...

Nori's Diary =D (Nori is Dr Blowhole's Twin Sister)

posted by BlowholeRulez

Dear Diary, I am so PISSED AT HOW DR FUCKING BLOWHOLE HAS TO BE RETARDED AND USE CHROME INSTEAD OF SOMETHING LIKE TITANIUM :P IT IS FKIN STRONGER! Anyway, I have the feeling that I am being watched. Oh brb. Back. I brbed coz i thought HE WAS USING MY GUN AND HE WAS SO I JUST TRIED TO SHOOT HIM BUT HE USED ALL OF THE FUCKING BULLETS :L So i have a new pack of bullets right here in my flipper at this here very moment, and I might just refill my gun with bullets and try to shoot Dr Bastardhole :P So erm... I'm gonna finish uandishi now, coz SOME bila mpangilio FAG ON fanpop IS kusoma MY DIARY PAGE >:L But I really gotta stop overusing the :L face. :L DAMN IM DOING IT AGAIN!!!!!! Bye.

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A doll can't love: Chapter 10

posted by skipperluvs

Chapter 10

The penguins cruised around the town of New Jersey, looking for their old pal Rico, whom had left a note in the HQ telling them where he was going. They didn’t know so, but they were going to find him sooner than they thought.

“Look, Skippah!” Private pointed at Rico whom was walking tiredly. His left foot limped and he seemed to be talking to himself. Ash looked at him and instantly knew that he was Rico.

“Well…go get him!” Ash jumped out of the vehicle and pulled her flipper out at him. He just stared at it, confused. She rolled her eyes and pulled him in, and they made...

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A doll can't love: Chapter 8

posted by skipperluvs

Chapter 8

Author’s Note: I decided to try something a little bit different. Anybody who has read my: “Just Admit it, OK?” story, well…this story will be A LITTLE related to the other. I decided to add myself into this story too, but I will be a new character…as in not known kwa the penguins, unlike the other. Yes…this is Mico, the other is Skilene…but this will give a little bit zaidi explanation on how Ash met the others. Another note is that Aurora is the name of Skipper’s mother, but it hasn’t been confirmed.

“RICO!” A voice yelled. The penguin, auk looked up to see Dru looking...

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Flightless Lust: Chapter Seventeen

posted by Cornflak

“C’mon, men! We need to be in tip-top shape!” Skipper barked at Kowalski and Private, who were ordered to perform push-ups, that morning…

Kowalski panted heavily after each push. He didn’t understand why Rico would harm Private. Of course his doll was being taken away at that time, but Kowalski had never pondered on just how much that doll meant to Rico. Did he even realize that it was a doll? He probably viewed it as though it were a real person, which almost frightened Kowalski. Is Rico truly an insane penguin, auk who cares not for his friends, but only for an inanimate object?

No, that...

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Penguins of Madagascar play Operation taco Part 1

posted by 18wanda

The penguins are starving and decide to find a place to take a load off and eat some lunch. The only problem is where to go. They debate amongst themselves for disagreement is commo when it comes to lunch.
Private: We should go to IHop. They have the best pancakes with strawberries on top!
Kowalski: That is the most ridiculous idea I have ever heard. The fat levels in the pancake batter does ot compute with the syrup mixture-
Rico: nuh uh. Fish?
Skipper: Bobkis! What is the matter with wewe men? Arguing over something as simple as filling your gut. Now we are all going to Dairy Queen. The kids meals...

Penguins of Madagascar play Part 1

posted by 18wanda

(The penguins are enjoying a lovely, peaceful siku at the zoo, getting bad cases of sunburn without mercy.)
Kowalski: I think I’m getting a wingu burn, Skipper.
Skipper: Right, and can’t wewe see my bad case of moon burn? Seriously, man, there isn’t a wingu in the sky.
Private: It doesn’t matter. I have a sky burn. What can wewe do for something like that?
Skipper(threateningly): Whack some sense into yourselves au I will do it for you. Actually, Rico, pass me the sky block. SPF 15, soldier. I do like to keep a decent figure.
Rico coughs up the sky block, moon block, and even the wingu block...

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Skipper Tackling Marlene

added by hotsnowsels

Source: Nickolodeon, 'The Red Squirrel'

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King Julien ft. Maurice - If I Ruled the World (Lyrics)

posted by NYCPenguins

If King Julien Ruled the World...

It's the Nickelodeon Stars, the BTR's (Big Time Rush) hit song, but in Julien's Version. What would he do if he ruled the world? Here's the lyrics!

Julien:
You know it’s King J-U-L-I-E-N!
I'm King Julien!

If I Ruled the World, I’d throw all my treasures in the air like Confetti.
If I Ruled the World, every house got a DJ and an All-night Dance Party.
I break all the borders down, when I shake my Booty.
If I Ruled the World, I’d laugh out loud.

So everybody get up (up), up (up), outta your seats,
Kick off Mort if he touches your feet,
Look up (up), up (up), at the Sky Spirits,
Singing 'Ayo, ayo,...

Robo-Skipper as Cats from Zero Wing

added by Bitt3rman

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Skipper Donettes

added by SJF_Penguin2

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Kowalski's name using the photenic Army alphabet

added by ricoiswsome

Source: Me

King Julien

added by Cowtails

zaidi stuff.

added by Cowtails

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Waited Too Long (humanized fanfiction based on daydream from hearing "If wewe Only Knew")

posted by mostar1219

Monique walked over to the dock and put her mfuko wa fedha, mfuko in her secret spot before sitting down. She didn't need the clock on her phone to tell her that it was too early for anyone, even her as someone who isn't a morning person, to be awake. Though, during these past few months, thoughts have been flooding the aspie's mind causing her to wake up completely early in the morning. It had been a few months since Kowalski and the others left for their mission over seas. She always felt the urge to come to the dock around this time, since it always gave her the reminder that they'll be back soon. She always...