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"I volunterr!"

added by carsfan

Source: The Most Dangerous Game Night episode

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picha

Penguins of Madagascar

kowalski

penguin, auk

Sw33tPoMFan, CoolNala and 5 others like this

carsfan Oh boy... First, he gets squached by the Rat King in "Miracle on Ice", then he gets squached AGAIN by the robot that the nanites did... TWICE! And now, in "The Most Dangerous Game Night", he gets squiched by Burt! Now that is one unlucky penguin... XD Poor Kowalski... XDD

stlouisfan He actually looks eager to go.

Skipperlovah258 eeeehh... looks painful...

CuteCuddly Kowalski: Help...? Me: Mmm-no.

ILUVKOWALSKI Aw, poor Kowalski :(

Lt_Kowalski Why is it, that I am always getting hurt or something with someones big ass?? It's not fair!

___Sophie___ He's actually stating "I Give Up!"

krazy4kowalski I volunteer! I volunteer as tribute!

mostar1219 ^^^ does the nexoskeleton count or that robot created by the nanites count? i doubt i'd qualify those incidents as being squished by big asses. More like malfunctions with a hint of being crushed on something's back.

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Ester: Part 5

posted by Bluepenguin

Arrogance in step, Kowalski enters the zoo after leaving Ester at the park. His "bad boy levels" are increasing, and thoughts of destruction and mad stunts entertain Kowalski's mind.

Kowalski's Thoughts: Maybe I should go "redecorate" the lemur habitat, onyesha 'em whose king in this zoo.

At The HQ:
Skipper: PRIVATE!!!! Hurry up!!!
Private: I can't find anything, Skippa!!!

Private scatters Kowalski's equipment everywhere, trying to find something labeled with a drawing of the antidote.

Private's Thoughts: What if I can't find anything to fix Kowalski? Oh dear!

Private trips on something lying on the...

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Ester: Part 4

posted by Bluepenguin

Writen By: Bluepenguin
Idea and Credit: skipperfan5431

Ester: Soooo... what do wewe want to do today, sweety?
Rico: o_o

Ester scoots closer to Rico on the park bench with the most overly-fangirled face.

Ester: I know! We can go watch a romantic movie in the Zoovenier shop! How about, "Animal Romance"?
Rico: O_O
Rico's Thoughts: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, NO!!!
Ester: Hmm, you're right. Maybe we'll go see it later. I'll get some snow cones, while wewe stay here!

Ester leaves the bench and Rico tries hysterically to escape, but his new "E + R" T-shirt is caught on one of the loose nails of the bench....

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forget about upendo marlene:m julion:j skipper:s

posted by anna447

j:forget about that guy forget the way wewe fell into his eyes forget about his charms forget about the way he held wewe in his arms...walking on air's obnankchens the trills the chills will make wewe noashehs and you'll never get eneth just forget about love...forget about romance forget about the way your moyo begins to dance..then wewe feel the blash when he's spouting out some santamentel mosh upendo relly is revolting it's even worse then when your molting eneth of this floff just forget about love
m:I had almost forgeten the way it felt when he held out his hand for mine my moyo all a-flatter...

Amusement park PANIC!- Part 3

posted by skipperfan5431

The penguins arrive at Universal. " Okay team, important swali time. WHAT SHOULD WE RIDE FIRST!?" Cried Skipper excitedly. " The Mummy!" Rico and Lilly shout in unison, followed kwa a hi-5. " The Simpsons!" Add Private and Kowalski. The two opposing couples get into eachothers faces and get into a slap fight! =)! " I agree with the pretty penguin, and the crazy one!" Says a bila mpangilio voice. It was Julien. Aka, the stow-away. " What the.... Ugh. Okay Ring-tail. Im not even going to ask how in sam-heck wewe got here." alisema Skipper in an annoyed tone while he put a flipper to his forehead. " Let's...

Marlene's Choice: Part 2

posted by CoolNala

Part 2 - otter Duties

When we last left the story, Leah, who was revealed to be 005, Dr. Blowhole's Apprentice, was about to have a conversation with her boss. Leah was just a costume, and she revealed her true form.
It was a lot like the disguise, but she had a purple scar going across your left eye, and had some weaponry around the utility ukanda that was on her waist.
Blowhole: "What kept wewe so long, 005? I was worried that those four pen-gu-ins had gotten wewe already."
005: "You didn't need to worry about me, Blowhole."
Blowhole: "So, what's this all important intel wewe have?"
005: "Well, you...

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7 Abominations

posted by JediPenguin16

I had this idea...it festered, it made characters, it implanted itself into my subconscience, and now, I bring it to you.
Skilene, but not too much. Has Oc's.
Prolouge:The Mystery
The sky was blue reds and browns and yellows began to commandeer the green of the leaves, yet summer was fighting back with it's greatest weapon; heat.
Too much heat, in fact, than even the madagascar and Africa faring penguins could take. Standin on thier "iceburg" they waved to the few visitors, exhausted. Even taking a dip in the pool wasn't helping, the cooling units had broken in the heat, and all the "cool" had...

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A Skilene-Filled September (Sample 2)

posted by SJF_Penguin2

A Skilene-Filled September
Scenario 2: “Dating Practice”
Thursday, September 2, 2010

Just shy of nine months since she had gone on that infamous tarehe with Fred, Marlene chuckled to herself as she recalled the whole escapade. She found it funny that she had found him funny, only to learn too soon that her “Bobo” was just a run-of-the-mill buffoon. In fact, she had all but sworn off dating ever again the very inayofuata day.

But could she truly hold out on dating again forever? Marlene soon pondered such a question.

“Forever certainly is an awfully long time,” she then thought to herself. “Maybe...

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What's REALLY Going on Between Skipper and Doris

posted by krazy4kowalski

After watching Driven to the Brink, I NEEDED to write this. Enjoy!

Skipper walked through the dark zoo alone. It was well after midnight. He was tired after a long siku of training, but he had to make sure the rest of the team was asleep. Especially Kowalski.

"Doris!" He whispered, "I'm here!" A head poked out of the dolphin tank. Doris looked around, clearly nervous. "Are wewe alone?" she asked. Skipper nodded.
Doris looked relieved. "Remember, we can't let ANYONE know about this. They could tell Kowalski!"

"No one will know," Skipper promised.

"Are wewe sure we're doing the right thing here?...

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A siku at the Dentist (Warning: Scary Story!)

posted by beastialmoon

Kowalski’s beak hurt.

He was afraid of the dentist, and had been putting it off for some time now. He saw a zoo ad for “Painless Dentistry” and decided to give it a go. After all, if it was painless, it might help him get over his fear of dentists. He walked into the waiting room. The sign read that the dentist was out at twelve o’clock. It was eleven fifty now.

In the back, Skipper is putting away his instruments. His secretary, Marlene, buzzed in.

“There’s one zaidi customer to see you, Skipper. Kowalski Houseman. He says its an emergency.”

“Houseman, wewe say? Kowalski?” he...

Chapter Six: Master of Puppets

posted by beastialmoon

Master of Puppets

Hey, its time for a new chapter! Hope wewe all like it! It’s one of my longest yet, seeing as this is one of the Longest (and best) rock songs of all time.

Lulu told them why she was here. “My habitat in Hoboken is damaged, and I’m staying here for a spell.”
“We’re happy to have wewe back, Lulu. It seems Phil is rather excited.” Skipper said. Eyes turned on Phil, who was busy kissing Lulus feet. He stopped, blushed, and backed into the crowd.

I’m your chanzo of self destruction

The penguins rolled away, giving the chimps some alone time. Truth be told, she was doing...

Cadet fox, mbweha

posted by theWOLFPACK15

run as fast as wewe can and don't stop for any reason.

run as fast as you can and don't stop for any reason.

Dark clouds romed the winter night sky of New York. a cold rainy night was coming. Down below in Central Park a mother fox, mbweha was watching her pup playing up ahead as she walked behind.

"Ok little one, i think its time to head back to the den." The mother alisema in amuzment as she got close to her kit.

" Aww, but mama its not that late" The kit protested.

"No, but it will rain soon and i don't want to get wet when its this cold out." She pointed out. "now come on." she turned and started to walk the way where their pango was.

" Okay!" the kit alisema as she pranced her way beside her mom.

There was silence...

Lester, Dexter, and Hexter: Sibling Rivalry: Chapter One

posted by Pluma

Lester yawned loudly and began to tinker with Dexter's sunglasses, knowing that it annoyed him. Suddenly, Hexter burst into his room. "Lester, bro, can I borrow those?" He asked and motioned to the sunglasses in Lester's flipper. Lester looked up sleepily. "Sure, I but they're not mine, they're Dexter's," Lester handed Hexter the glasses. Hexter grinned evilly, "I know that," He laughed wickedly. "I know that," He repeated and left.

Lester knew that Hexter was up to something, perhaps another prank. He hoped it wasn't going to be on their father, Blowhole, because last time, he got overly angry...

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Who is Geneal Cassady & the President?

posted by DrBlowhole1

(These are the first maoni I have gotten)
-First maoni ever made when I joined myspace, was like a fun greeting-
__________________________________•
Col. Skipper
(Apr. 21,2010 6:55PM):
"1Ah...Blowhole! My arch nemesis!
Finally made an account I see...It's obvious that weare NOT friends!"
•__________________
-That was a wounderful welcoming was it not? Ahahaha...anyways,
Yet that was not such a bother this was-
________________________•
Lyn Cassady
(Apr. 22,2010 7:55PM):
*Cassady smirks* "Well....never thought I'd see wewe here."
•_____________________
-I got suspisous knowing I did not know...

Penguins on Pot

posted by krazy4kowalski

Skipper: Well, boys, Private’s out having chai with the chimps. Let’s say have a little fun. Rico! I’m gonna need some explosives! (No answer, Rico’s not there) Kowalski, where’s Rico?
Kowalski: I don’t know! He was here a sekunde ago!
Rico (off screen): Imiheeah!
Skipper: What are wewe doing in here?
Rico: Mumbahaho!
Kowalski: What is that you’re holding? (Gasp) Marijuana? Where on earth did wewe find it?
Rico: (points in general direction)
Skipper: Rico, wewe know we agreed not to use drugs!
Kowalski: Yes, give us one good reason for its use.
Rico: Floombago.
Skipper: Hmmm, that does make...

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The Lost Items Chapter one: Good morning!

posted by SJ_waddles

It was a warm morning in the New York zoo.
three out of four penguins were asleep, Kowalski, Rico, and Private.

The leader of the group Skipper, planned on not wakeing them up yet.

And was too busy trying to fix the coffee maker.

And kwa all notes, the boys knew Skipper was not a morning person without coffee.

"SWEET MOTHER MCARTHER! WHY WON'T wewe WORK?" Skipper yelled.

"HUH?" Kowalski banged his head on the juu bunk.

"CUPIT??" Private alisema and woke up and noticed he was kissing his pillow.

"zzzz" Rico snored.

"Oh hello boys, why are wewe guys up this early?" Skipper asked with a secret smile.

"Hrmm. I'm sure wewe know.." Kowalski mumbled.

"Well, since wewe soldiers are up, how about helping me fix the coffee maker?"

Private pretended to sleep again.

Kowalski had no chance to pretend to sleep again, and he dreaded to help Skipper with the coffee maker.
the last time he had to help him.. he almost Lost a flipper...

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Operation: nyumbani Sweet nyumbani (Chapter 3 of 5)

posted by SJF_Penguin2

OPERATION: nyumbani SWEET HOME
CHAPTER THREE
~ Of Thursday and the Times ~

“All right, men, none of us want to see Marlene shipped out of here, so we need to come up with the right plan to block it,” Skipper declared as he took his kiti, kiti cha at the meza, jedwali with the other penguins. “I want to hear every possible option.”

Rico grinned at the thought of every possible option, and promptly regurgitated a stick of dynamite.

“Kaboom! Kaboom!” he mumbled as he pulled the stick from his mouth. “Ha, ha, ha!”

Skipper shook his head.

“I like your attitude, Rico,” he said, “but what would we blow...

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Operation: Instant Messaging

posted by skipperluvs

Well, it is 1:52 AM and I am so freaking bored. What does an mwandishi like myself do? She writes a story. So, I was drawing something for Deviant Art, and for some reason, I just got that idea stuck in my head…so…Here ya go! Please Review, and give me ideas for future chats you'd like me to post on here, thanks! -^_^-

So here are the chat names!

Skipper: Classified

Kowalski: Einstein2

Rico: Kablamoo

Private: LittleWinky

Julien: RingtailRocks

Maurice: MauriceYO

Mort: IheartFeet

Marlene: Marlene3

Chat Number UNO!

Classified is Online

LittleWinky is Online

LittleWinky: Hey, Skippah!

Classified: -_-!

LittleWinky:...

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In the Shadows - Part 2: Reality

posted by ThatDamnLlama

Skipper jolted up in fright. He looked around. At first his vision was blurry and he was unfamiliar with his surroundings. After a few seconds, his vision cleared and reconized the comfort of his bunk. It was dark. It must have still been early in the morning.

His moyo was still racing. What a nightmare! He was relieved it was all just a dream, and he relaxed. His dream felt so real, like it actually happened. Much zaidi real then any of his other dreams. He could've swore it really happened. He was even surprised that he was asleep in his kitanda instead of actually running from Marlene.

Skipper...

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V-day maddness

posted by Icicle1penguin

(Have no idea if I should make this a one-shot au not)

"It's Valentine's day!" Private yelled cheerfully. "...well tomorrow."

At the middle of the room, Skipper just rolled his eyes. "Private, what's so great about that?"

"It's a siku about ♥'s, and love, and...♥'s! I can't wait!" he said, "Who knows, maybe [1]you'll[/1] find a tarehe Skippa'!"

"Private, No. I'm not ever, ever, EVER! going to tarehe again!" he yelled. "I'm not even sure upendo exist anymore."

"Skipper, upendo does exist," alisema Kowalski, "It's inside our bodies. Which is located somewhere in the circulatory system."

"You too Kowalski?"...

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A doll can't love: Chapter 7

posted by skipperluvs

Chapter 7

Rico’s eyes scrolled over the room, searching for the items that would be necessary for his rescue. He kept looking around but he couldn’t stay looking at something too long, the longer he took, the farther Marlene and Richard got. His stomach was feeling sick at the thought of Marlene and Richard EVER being together. That was just wrong. To Rico, he was some kind of molester…and he knew he probably was to anybody else.

The crazy penguin, auk shook his head and tried to get focused on what he was doing again, but it was pretty hard to concentrate when his doll was watching him every...