Inflation Motivational Poster

added by quasomeness

Source: Action Reaction

I was trying to think of a motivational poster to upload, and I thought of Skipper inflating. Then, the first thing that came to mind was deficit spending, so why not make a satirical motivational poster?

picha

Penguins of Madagascar

penguin, auk

skipper

lemur

julien

economy

deficit

spending

inflation

This Penguins of Madagascar picha might contain anime, comic kitabu, manga, cartoon, and mkono.

Inflat, Skilene17 and 5 others like this

carsfan Julien... why are you looking Skipper... uh, there? O.o

Skipperlovah258 This is the bit after Julien says "I photo-copied my butt!" so he looks at Skipper's butt.

SaturdaySurpris Julian´s so perverted! Skipper looks kinda freaked out...XD

ILUVKOWALSKI XD Is it just me or does Julein look really old when he wears those trousers that high. XD

hotsnowsels I just noticed Skipper's tie is still straight upside-down. It must come from the same retailer as King Julien's crown.

ImAnEasel ^ XD XD XD ^^ That is so true!! :O Love the picture, by the way. XD

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It. Chapter 14: Preparing to fight.

posted by 67Dodge

When Private ran back into the HQ with Rico, Rico wasn't moving, he was breathing and his moyo was pounding, but he was stiff as a rock. His eyes were wide open, the feathers that made up his mohawk had literaly turned white with fear. "What happened to wewe Rico?! Speak to me sergeant!!!" yelled Skipper. Rico remained there, like a stone wall, then he yelped. "DEADLIGHTS!!!!" yelled Rico, running around and crashing into a wall. "What does he mean Private? What Dead-lights?" asked Kowalski. "He's talking about those piercing, blinding, alluring lights that came when a giant.....thing, came...

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Welcome Back -(Continuation)

posted by Manfred_Johnson

Friday, 4/22/11, 10:07 PM-Location:(Centrail Park Zoo Gift Shop)

Slowly we entered into this small building from underneath one of the floor tiles, lifting it cautiously like an enemy was about to come out and attack. At first we just peak inside to make sure the close was clear. Well, it wasn't clear. zaidi like a whole room full of all kinds of wanyama like lemurs, an ottar, two chimpanzees, and penguins just like us, just staring blankly as we stared back confused.
"Ello there." alisema the smallest one greeting us both in a seemingly nice way.
"Hi." Says one of us with a very nice smile a warmly...

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When Eyes Meet-Chapter 3

posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 3

Over at the penguins HQ, the team has just finished their all siku training.

"Great work today team, wewe all did great, now when Private gets better he will have to make up from his missed day."

"Uh Skipper I do agree with you, but I also have to agree with Marlene thou, wewe where pushing Private a bit too hard today."

"You too Kowalski, why must wewe side with Marlene on this situation?"

"I'm not siding with anyone Skipper, but wewe must learn that we all have limits to ourselves, even wewe sir."

"Well… I guess you're right, I was pushing Private a little bit too hard, and I'll be sure to...

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Love's Conspirator (page 6)

posted by LtKowalski

CHAPTER 7: HIDE AND SEEK

    There's no time to spare. I watched Lilly flexing her fist, her flaming eyes intent to the unaware Skipper. I stood on my position behind a tree, then I quickly pulled her flipper and kept her out of Skipper's sight.
    She was suprised kwa mu sudden appearance and alisema loudly. "Kowalski! What are you.."
    "Shhh!" I countered with my flipper on my beak. I glanced at Skipper to see if he heard us, gladly he had no idea. He was distracted kwa a passing kid.
    We were suddenly aware that...

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Interference Chapter 3: Falling Penguins

posted by 67Dodge

When the airplane finally reached the falkland islands, Lily began to tell the penguins how to un-latch the safety parachute. 'To unlatch the parachute is simple, just pull on the red rope sticking out your bag,' alisema Lily. Lily secretly went up to Marlene and she told her advice. 'To unlatch the parachute, pull the zipper of your bag down until wewe see the parachute come out,' she said, apparently lying. 'The plane is here!! Virgil will be down there waitin' for ya!!' yelled one of the other penguins. Then, the other penguins jumped out the plane, and free-fell. 'Alright guys, just follow...

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Interference Chapter 2: Escort

posted by 67Dodge

The inayofuata morning, Skipper had woken up as usual, the siku was bright and sunny, and birds were drowned out kwa traffic noises. He looked out at the gate and saw a team of zookeeper, including Alice, trying to block the entrance to the zoo, but they were all rammed out of the way kwa a group of cars, 2 jeeps, 1 pickup truck, and a volkswaggen. The cars screeched across the path and burst through the main gate, they proceeded to stop at the zoo. 'Skippah what's going on?' asked Private. 'We're getting an escort from the emperor of Antarctica, and we can't mess it up okay?' asked Skipper. 'You have...

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Penguins go to the city of ember

posted by alex356

Skipper:kowalski anything
Kowalski:I FOUND SOMETHING
Private:WHAT IS IT!
Kowalski:A UNDERGROUND CITY
Me:IMPOLESSIE
Kowalski:WELL CAME ON DOWN
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The city
Lina:but there's has to be a way out Doon
Doon:should we check at the pipeworks
Lina:sure
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The crew
Me:whoa it's dark here and they don't have a sun au a moon
Kowalski:well this is a underground city
Me:true true but does it have to be in a pipeworks
Lina and Doon
Lina:FOUND ANYTHING
Doon:NOTHING
Me:kowalski um guys we should-
The crew:help them sure
Me:hi I am Alex
Lina:I Lina and this is Doon
Me:hi this is skipper,kowalski,private and rico
Lina:are wewe guys from up there *points up*
Me:mhhh
Doon:is it light up there
Me: siku and night and there's mti and grass-
Lina:what's a mti and grass
Me and the penguins:?
Me:you don't know what's anything that's up there
Lina:no
Me:you know your city is underground right?
Lina and Doon: WHAT!
End of part 1

Saw: penguin, auk, alka style!- Part 4

posted by skipperfan5431

Just then, the handcuffsteathering Lilly and Marlene to the rails unlatched, making them have to hold up their own weight. Marlene looked down at the spikes,then up at Lilly. She knew she didn't stand a chance against her superior fighting skills. " Lilly, wewe don't have to do this! Besides, the guys are willing to die for us." Marlene begged with a twisted smile. Lilly pondered for a moment, and looked at Skipper. It broke her moyo to think that this might be her last chance to see his handsome face. She would never be able to live her life knowing that the upendo of her life died because she...

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"The Blind Bandits"-Intorduction, kwa Manfredi&Ujohnson

posted by Manfred_Johnson

(This is like wewe are flipping open a book to see if wewe want to read it au not.)

"Great! Just great!" I alisema out loud in frustration to Johnson who was just standing there so quietly and calmly with flippers down to his side staring at me with those uncertainty light blue eyes.
"I don't really know what to say Manfredi." Johnson alisema as he waddles up to me slowly. I looked at him with bit of hatred wishing he hadn't alisema nothing at all.
"This is all your fault Ujohnson!" I yelled at him loudly right into his face.

I just completely snapped right there. I know wewe are all now thinking badly...

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Psycho: Chapter 9

posted by 67Dodge

Lily looked at Private's house, it was huge, and she saw a sign on the door to 'Get out'. She ventured on anyway, and walked slowly up the steps to the house. 'Well we can look for Kowalski and get the crime scene investi- WAIT!! Where's Lily?!' screamed Private. 'She must've walked out to investigate while we were arguing!!' yelled Skipper. 'God dammit Skippah!!! Stop stalling me!!' barked out Private, he then inched toward a golf club. 'So what? Is your mother even there?' asked Skipper. 'She's a bit grotty right now, sitting in her chair!!' yelled Private, grabbing the golf club. 'Wait,...

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Psycho: Chapter 2

posted by 67Dodge

At the first stop on the road, was a gas station named 'Texaco' an early gas station in the Texas desert. Skipper pulled over, and hopped out the Eleanor, he then slammed in his quarters into the machine, and put on the pump, it started to inject fuel. 'Hey Marlene, this car ain't got no AC, anything wrong with her?' asked Skipper. 'I dunno, wewe alisema it never worked there,' alisema Marlene. 'Hmm.... Smuggling fake stolen money ain't workful either? Isn't it Marlene?!' asked Skipper, pulling out the gas pipe and setting it back on the stool. Hmmm.... High cloudies in the sky means there will be...

Clone wars!- Part 2

posted by skipperfan5431

The inayofuata day, Skipper began uigizaji a-little, well.....different. He flirted with Lilly like, all the way until noon, then he forgot the deactivation code for the detinator Rico had saved in his colon. (That would have been a mess!) Thank gooddness Kowalski remembered.
" What's gotten into him?" Lilly asked Rico while they were swimming in the pool. "Uh mmmn?" Rico replied as he shrugged his shoulders.
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ON-TOP OF THE kengele TOWER!!
Skipper was watching the zoo from the kengele tower when his eye began to twitch uncontrollably! " Ahhh!! Darn these stupid contacts!"...

kitkas revenge 2

posted by kowalskielol

continuing on from ch.1......

[kowalski walks into the room]

ko:0_____0 (walks backwards and out)

ki: (knocks on door) skipper!!!!!! i waiting....!

p: wada we gona do skipper?!?!

s: (stands up) what we have to do,...

[private and skipper are geared up with wepons]

s: lets go.

[they hop outside in front of kitka]

ki: hello sk-

[they start firing guns at her]

guns: BANG BANG!!!!!! BAND BANG!!!! BOOOOM??? BANG BANG!!! BOOM? BANG. BOOM? BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG!!!!!!! boo-oom....BANG!!!!

p: i she dead?

s: no (fires gun at her)

Ki: (comes back...

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Girl power!- Part 5

posted by skipperfan5431

The undead carnivores came close into view. Spewing blood, and some sort of green goop. As soon as Lilly was able to see their flesh deprived faces, she loaded her pistol, and headed strait for them! It was an amazing spectacle! Blood and chunks of meat flew all around, staining not only Lilly's snow-white feathers, but her pretty blue bow as well. Every shot she made was a head-shot, and she was proud to be able to bragg about it to Skipper when she found him. What about Marlene wewe may ask? Well, it turns out that she was not as bad a zombie killer as she thought. Although she never actually...

Cadet fox, mbweha Chapter 2: Decision

posted by theWOLFPACK15

Sorry for the long wait. I’ve been busy the last few months. Plus school and homework.
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Chapter 2: Decision

"Private? Is that you?" alisema a soft voice in the shadow of the hollow.

The three older penguins starred at Private, obviously telling him to speak. private stepped forward, hesitated then spoke "Y- Yes, it’s me."

"Oh good wewe got the heat blanket." a fox's hind quarters and soon the whole body came out of the hollow dragging a samaki that was obliviously to big for her. “This samaki is so frozen that i thought...

Amusement park PANIC!- Part 5

posted by skipperfan5431

" I don't BELIEVE this!" Cried Lilly. " Just because im the only girl, dosn't give him the right to assume IM the weakest link!!" Lilly jumps, spins and does a kick... right into the metal locker! " OWW! Not my best idea." Lilly sits down and thinks of another way out. " Alright men, stay alert. Look for any sighns of Lilly's--- HELP!!" Skipper was interrupted kwa the sound of Lilly's voice. " Let's go!" The whole group follows and they find Lilly in the cage. As soon as they saw her in that vulnerable postion, they HAD to laugh... and they did. " Shut up before I shove my fist sooo far up all...

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The jealousy of a girl. PART 1.

posted by skipperfan5431

(This story features one of my characters, Lilly!)

One morning in the Central Park Zoo, The penguins are doing their usual morning aeroibics routine.
" Okay boys. Today, were mixing things up alittle. Instead of the usual workout, I think we should all go out for snowcones!"
This news overjoyed the rest of the team. Well, all accept for Lilly.
" Uh, Skipper. I don't think that's the best--" Just then, Kowalski grabs Lilly from behind and holds her mouth shut. "Are wewe mad woman! Skipper never takes us out to get snowcones this early in the morning." "Yeah!" Private chimes in with a hushed whisper....

Battle of the Borough C2

posted by beastialmoon

In this chapter, the Identity of the female penguin, auk is revealed. The names of the Wheeler’s team is revealed. And a surprise from an unexpected penguin, auk in their habitat could change everything…
PS! If wewe can find the bible reference, wewe win a cyber cookie!

Chapter 2

The siku began like any other. It had been two days since Private first met the strange girl penguin. He and the others were rescuing Julien from the baboons who had grown tired of his loud and ludicrous dancing. Private was standing off to the side, awaiting orders. The team was almost ignoring him. It...

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Skipper&Marlene: Seeking Privacy 2

posted by Sandrei

Chapter 2: In the Supermarket

Kowalski made a nervous mduara, duara and glanced once again at the nearest shelf. His favourite “Malado” popcorn was nowhere to be seen. He cursed silently under his beak , grabbed his pen and crossed out two cans of tuna from the shopping list.
Private was wriggling uncomfortably in his baby seat, struggling to reach a megapack of karanga siagi Winkies, while Rico was busy searching for some Dolly chakula nearby.
“Rico, stop messing around!” barked Kowalski, immensely irritated, as the sekunde tallest penguin, auk accidently knocked against a pile of green cans, standing...

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The Unforgiven Trilogy, Act II

posted by beastialmoon

RATED T! Will be some violence and cautionary moments of drama. I own nothing.

Private lay in his bunk. He had run from these memories for the longest time now. The zoo’s hivi karibuni encounter with near-ruin brought back all those painful years of fighting. He was a killer, through and through. He tried to escape it, but no one can escape how they were raised.

Lay beside me
Tell me what they've done

Skipper sat in silence, watching the young penguin, auk toss in his sleep. What sad troubles were going through his mind? Skipper knew about his past. But it was something Private had to tell the others. It...