White of its Eyes

"I have a plan, but you're not going to like it," I said.

Skipper glanced at me doubtfully. "I have a feeling that I'm not going to like it too."

Kowalski turned his gaze on me. "What is it?"

I looked at Skipper. "This has something to do with the deal we made earlier. I'll distract X while wewe guys escape."

"Hey!" argued Skipper. "When I made that promise earlier, I didn't plan for this."

I glanced sharply at him. "We made a deal, so don't wewe tell me that you're going to back out of it."

We reached a dead end. I looked at them all in turn. "Don't wewe see? I'm not going to let another penguin, auk die...

Author's Note: I'm in a very happy mood, and I don't have any homework right now, so I decided that I would post this now. Have fun with it!

“It’s Friday, boys, and wewe know what that means.”

Kowalski took out his clipboard as I rolled my eyes. “Recon,” we both said.

“Can we have snow cones later?” asked Private.

Rico nodded vigorously in agreement. Skipper smiled. “I don’t see why not. As long as everything goes as plan.”

I fist pumped the air. We all went topside as Skipper gave us our roles. “Rico, Kowalski, wewe have the zoo. Nathan, Private, you’re in the park. I’m...

Antonio led Marlene through a series of sharp twirls as fast-paced muziki played through a small radio Antonio had found left on a park bench. Marlene laughed as Antonio held her close and held her in a dip as the last few chords hung in the air. Still holding her, he traced the side of her face with a finger. Then he started to close the distance between their lips. They looked up at the sound of someone clearing their throat.

“Skipper,” Marlene alisema as Antonio pulled her upright with an irritated sigh.

“Yes, Skipper,” he alisema with his voice edgy with sarcasm. He muttered something under...

All right boys, stand kwa for eggnog!

this guy can really hold his nog!

Hold that elevator! (Bonus points if wewe say it in Skipper voice)

What goes down, must come up.

Shitake mushrooms! No zaidi Mister Cute and Cuddly.

Holy butterballs!

You didn't see anything... Right?

you! higher mammal. CAN wewe READ?

problemo solved!

This is wewe captain speaking, i've got good news and bad news, the good news is.. we'll be landing immediatly, the bad news, we are crash-landing!

i alisema KISS IT!

NO! six-two-nine years!

I would like to kiss wewe monkey man!

This madness ends now!

Cheese and Crackers!

Hot Fudge!

Smoke Salmon!...