Their First krisimasi

A one-shot fanficiton based on a picture I drew. Weird and humorous. Please review!

It was nighttime, probably around eight o'clock, as three penguins gathered around a meza, jedwali inside their habitat at the Central Park Zoo. On the table, there was spread out a board game, Monopoly. The penguins appeared to be playing it, rolling the dice, moving the pawns, and using the money. The weird thing was that they didn't have a banker. Instead, one of the penguins would upchuck the money that they needed. This penguin's name was Rico, a crazy psychopath, with a noticeable scar running down his face....

"Um, Skipper?" Leroy mumbled, looking at the glass fearfully. "Is that supposed to happen?"

Skipper glanced to where Leroy was pointing, his horror growing as webs of cracks began to appear on the glass. Despite the obvious danger they were in, his face only took on disbelief as he continued staring. "I have got to ask Kowalski to make the glass stronger," he said.

Kowalski stared at the growing cracks. "You know something, Skipper?"

"Yes, Kowalski?"

"This has happened twice before," noted Private.

"I was just about to say that," complained Kowalski.

Leroy looked at the three in amazement. "How are...

They all gasped as their minds finally grasped who the creature in front of their sub was. Leroy thought his moyo was going to explode as he stared into the eyes of the shark. He was finding it increasingly hard to breathe, and the interior seemed to be growing smaller kwa the minute. "Dexter," he breathed out.

Private shot a worried glance at the turtle. "Leroy? Are wewe all right?"

Despite his best efforts, memories were being pushed to the front of his mind. Unwillingly, Leroy was reliving the terror he felt when Dexter had managed to kidnap him some years ago. Outside the sub, Dexter laughed...

    It was a cold krisimasi morning. The inhabitants of the Central Park Zoo had organized a series of krisimasi activities for the children and wasted no time in starting the holiday fun. A chorus of happy, screaming children filled the entire zoo and were all engaged in a snowball fight with the penguins, the lemurs, Marlene.

    “Is that all wewe got?!” Skipper called from behind a trash can. Snowballs flew back and forth through the habitats, and it was males against females.

    Skipper spotted Marlene across the aisle and scooped...