Dumb Kowalski's conversation with Skipper
Kowalski: Hi, I'm a penguin.
Kowalski: Are wewe a penguin?
Kowalski: Yay! We're sisters!
Skipper: We'd better go outside. It's almost feeding time.
Kowalski: I like feeding things!
Skipper: We are the ones that get fed.
Kowalski: I hate feeding time. Why can't we feed ourselves?
Skipper: wewe can.
Kowalski: Yay! I upendo lemurs!
Skipper: Fine. *goes up the ladder*
Kowalski: No, Skipper, don't leave me here alone, with all the monsters! *clings onto Skipper's foot like a toddler*
Skipper: Then wewe can come out with us.
Kowalski: Hooray for fish!