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posted by queenpalm

Knock knock
Who's there?
Rico's bomb
Rico's b-
KABOOM
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(this joke takes place on Private's first siku at the zoo)
Private: Wow! This place is huge!
Kowalski: It really isn't that big.
Private: Who else lives here besides wewe and Skipper?
Kowalski: Rico, Johnson, and Manfridi.
Private: I like the name Rico. Tell me zaidi about him.
Kowalski: Well, he loves things that explode, he likes to make things explode, wewe can just say that he is an exploding machine!
Private: Is there a problem with that?
Kowalski: Yeah, no off button.
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What is black, white and red all over?
Skipper...

The Apartments Menagerie

posted by JediPenguin16

I thought I'd give it a go at a "Human" Penguins fan-fiction. This is a trial run.
Let me know what wewe think.

In the moyo of Manhattan, near Central Park, is a strange apartment complex. The Apartment Menagerie is made of brick, a century old, and placed between two shiny sky-scrapers. The windows all have black bars, the twenty-three stories are all crooked, and the newest addition of a Madagascar Baobab mti sits atop the twenty-third floor.

But it also had an indoor swimming pool in need of a lifegaurd, which was what brought Marlene DeOdder to it's arched gate-way. She walked up to the...

how i met Skipper and his team 2

posted by kivamarie

this is part 2 of how i met Skipper and his team. so the inayofuata morning Skipper and his team head back to the zoo with cute little me. once they got there they went inside their H.Q.

little me: (wakes up)

Skipper: (holding me) morning Kiva.

little me: (being carried kwa Skipper) (giggles) (crawls to the paper and crayons draws something) (shows my drawing to Skipper and his team)

Skipper: well what do wewe know she can draw.

Kowalski: and it would appear to be a maziwa bottle.

Skipper: right Private wewe go and get the maziwa bottle for the panya, kipanya the boys and I will keep an eye on her.

Private: on it Skipper...

The Penguins' Past: Chapter Eight - The Final Battle(Part One)

posted by KowalskiRocks

Skipper was right. They had arrived in Antarctica.
Soon they arrived at the palace. Problem is, there were two ginormous mutant leopard seals guarding the entrance.
S: Great. Now what do we do?
Me: Skipper, I may have a solution. Some of my arrows are loaded with anesthetic. It may be enough to knock them out.
It was enough to knock them out. A few sekunde later, the guards lay unconscious in the snow.
S: Good work Melody. But don't let your guard down.
So they slip inside the palace, and inside, everything is silent. A little too silent.
S: Stay alert. Something's wrong. I can feel it in my gut.
?:...

The Penguins' Past: Chapter Seven - Ambush and Magic

posted by KowalskiRocks

Guys. Wake. Up. Now!
Skipper and the team fell out of their bunks.
S: What the deuce?
Me: It's about time wewe woke up.
K: What time is it?
Me: 0530.
P: Isn't that a bit too early to wake up?
Me: Not unless we want the element of surprise on Ikala, of which we're going to need if we want to defeat him. No way he's going to expect a attack this early.
S: Fine.
They then leave the camp, but they have no idea what awaits them...
*Rustling noise*
Me: What was that?
P: What?
*Rustling*
Me: That!
S: You're right, there's something - au someone - out there. Stay alert.
Everyone else: Aye aye Skipper.
Suddenly hundreds...

Where are the Penguins? (spoof of Robot Chicken's "Where's Michael?")

posted by mostar1219

At Los Angeles Convention Center about 15 years in the future

Carsfan: (as a reporter) A huge crowd of fellow fanguins are waiting outside the Los Angeles Convention Center, the location of the POM Convention, to catch a glimpse of their idols before it starts. They should be here any moment. Wait, yes, yes, they're here. The penguins are here! (a limo pulls up and 70s/2020s version of the penguins come out)
70s Skipper: Are wewe sure about this look, Kowalski?
70s Kowalski: wewe have to songesha backward to go foreward, Skipper! Besides, I believe some fanguins here pretty muched begged to see us like...

Battle across Four Dementions chapter 11: Siege of the Central Park Zoo

posted by Penguinator

Chapter 11: the Siege of the Central Park Zoo
The siege of the Central Park Zoo had begun with a wave of crabs. “Okay, Guardians, let’s defeat the evil!” Soren led the attack, with Twilight, who was carrying Erik, was directly behind him. Digger was carrying Mort, who was carrying an extra set of battle claws, fitted for lemur use. “Watch out Soren, there using Pure Ones and Dragon Owls. Soren set his sights on several pure ones. Erik then took out 6 of them in one shot. “Good job, Chick Magnet!” Soren exclaimed. Then Mort took out 6 zaidi pure ones. “Awesome job, Sad Eyes!”...

Battle across Four Dementions Chapter 8

posted by Penguinator

Chapter 8: the Melee for the master thief
It was time start Operation: Save Sly from Certain Doom. “Bentley, where is the signal from Sly’s GPS coming from?” Pat asked. “It looks like the signal is coming from Coney Island.” “Oh, no. That is extremely bad news!” “Why?” “This means that Dr. Blowhole has him.” Kowalski said. “Who’s Dr. Blowhole?” Mumble asked. “Apparently, he’s the penguins arch enemy.” Marlene stated. “Not apparently, he is our arch enemy. He is pure evil, with skin surprisingly pleasant to the touch. Be afraid, be very afraid Mumble!” Skipper...

Battle across Four Dementions Chapter 5: Finding Gloria

posted by Penguinator

Chapter 5: Finding Gloria

It was a beautiful Saturday morning, just before sunrise. HONK! “Ow, what the gel was that all about?” Sly exclaimed. “Time to get up princess. The meeting is in twenty minutes, time to go.” Pat stated. “What about breakfast?” “Don’t worry about breakfast. The lemurs are supposed to be bringing fruits and other things. Don’t worry about it.” “Oh, what is with all the screaming?” Mumble, who was woken up kwa Sly’s screaming, screamed. “Hey Pat, will wewe wake Ramon up for me?” “Yeah, I will.”

A few dakika later, Ramon was still fast...

Shipwrecked chapter 3

posted by kivamarie

the inayofuata mourning I was the only one that woke up this mourning and was done drinking zaidi water from the cactus and yet my mind was starting to play tricks on me to make me go crazy.

Me: (sees skipper still sleeping) good skipper is still sleeping (laughs like I'm crazy) gotta have something to eat (sees a knife)oh (crawls to the kisu then picks up the knife) pretty pretty shiny shiny kisu (starts stabbing the kisu on my arm then my eye starts twitching then laughs like I'm crazy)

that's when skipper wakes up.

Skipper: (wakes up) huh? (sees me stabbing myself in the arm with a knife) Kiva!...

Love's Revenge Pt.1

posted by JayJay12

Skipper tops Marlene's mouth.

Above the HQ...
Skipper:Marlene
*go's up to Marlene*
Marlene:Skipper,um,what's with the ring?
Skipper:I'm purposing to Cream
Marlene:YOU'RE PURPOSING TO CR-
*Skipper tops her mouth*
Skipper:Yes,I am
*Skipper leaves*
Somewhere in Coney Island...
*??? talks in walkie-talkie*
???:I finally reached Coney Island
Cream:You did?
???:Yes,where are you?
Cream:Behind you,Marx
*Marx turns around*
Marx:Cream!
Cream:Marx!
*they hugged*
Back at the HQ...
Private:You are so nasty,Skipper!*disgusted*
Skipper:What?!Cream was doing that in front of me,so I recorded it!
Kowalski:Wow,I'm so excited!!!
Private:You're nasty,too!
Kowalski:I...

A Big Mistake

posted by Ninjaorca

Dearest Penguins,
WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?! wewe took away all our hardly worked profits from performing songs on television. So I've come to announce that your annual fee of "borrowing money" is about 2 million dollars. Oh yes, I almost forgot about Kowalski's latest attempts to attract Doris... again, which is another 2000 dollars. Anyhow, try to be normal penguins for once and return the fees of money.
From,Your Marafiki At Hoboken. PS Savio is still seeking revenge :P

Dear Hobokeneers,
See wewe on the little floating zoo in the sky!
From, HIGHLY CLASSIFIED PS You've made a bid mistake!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)

Operation Time-warp Chapter 2

posted by Saracuda

S: Skipper
K: Kowalski
R: Rico
P: Private
Side characters: Aramicus, Socio, Opugno, and Juliazahr

The door to the box swung open and daylight streamed in.

S: Kowalski, annaylisis.
K: We are apparently in Rome..several hundred years ago.
S: Aren't-
K: -Weren't
S: *glare* WEREN'T the Romans expert at measures of torture?
P: Oh dear. Yes Skippa, I'm afraid they were.
R: TORTURE! *clap, clap*
S: Alright, we're going to need some sort of disgiuse.
K: mitaani, mtaa sign perhaps?
S: *"Don't be ridiculas" face*
K: Alright! Okay, that was retarded! Well, lets just see what we can blend into.
P: Ooh! A merchant! I could disguise...

Multi Universal Race (a POM fanfic) Chapter 1

posted by mostar1219

A mail truck gets parked in front of the Central Park Zoo. The mail person brings an envelope to Alice.
Mailman: Special notice for someone named Kowalski. If wewe see him, give the envelope to him.
Alice: Alright, then. (the mailman leaves and Alice goes to the penguin, auk habitat. Skipper sees Alice and goes topside)
S: What's going on, Alice?
Alice: Skipper, there was some mail that came for Kowalski. (gives envelope to Skipper) Can wewe make sure he gets it?
S: Can do.
In the HQ
S: Kowalski, wewe have some mail. (gives Kowalski the envelope)
K: Wierd, I wasn't expecting anything. (opens envelope and sees...

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Give Me a Tight Hug chptr 2: Skilene goes cupid

posted by andresandru

"maybe because we're tied?" Silvia pointed sarcastically, she had a better humor than yesterday

"why, WHY!" Savio shouted, sad

both needed to do their average things- with the other one inayofuata to them! brush their teeth, eat, even go to the bathroom (dont ask how)

"hmm..." Skipper let out, he used his binoculars to see the both, they hadn't fought in the whole morning, but none had talked to the other, he was hid in the chamilion habitat, kowalski, rico, private, and marlene were there too, marlene, she had sneaked

"kowalski analysis!" Skipper shouted

"If they keep this tipe of comportation, they...

Another Poem for Doris ( I ilitumwa this before but now it's rewritten)

posted by ___Sophie___

Doris please read this!!Anyone can read it too

The scientist's upendo has departed
As both of our worlds go by
Every single nanosecond
I think of wewe siku and night
In my moyo there is no that is second
You'll always be the apple of my eye

I'll tafuta the world
Near and far then high and low
My upendo will show
Just to hold wewe gently
Don't want to let wewe go

I need a moment in my life
To be with you, I'll be true
Without realizing our isolation
With upendo and Science
I am deeply torn kwa desperation

In every experimentation
You're an inspiration
Besides the problems and life collisions
Like Skipper alisema " You're a distraction"
Now we're inter-vented
And separated for good
Up to now my upendo has departed
But.. Still "I'm screwed"

We're like fragments that were split
au gas molecules, so far away
Now, I'm broken in tiny bits
But deep inside my heart
Your loving silhouette will stay

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Harry potter meets PoM part 4

posted by alex354

Harry:well it's not every siku u ngumi, punch a lemur
Alex:*gasp* RON AND HERMIONE!!!!!
Harry:they must be looking 4 us
Alex:bye guys,it was nice meeting u!
(upside)
Ron:where the heck have u been?
Alex:I was......um.....looking....for my Wand yeah that's it my wand right Harry?
Harry:uh?oh yeah her wand
Hermione:alright came on let's head nyumbani
Alex:okay
(at home)
Sirius:so how was the zoo?
Hermione:Alex Lost her wand but found it
Sirius:YOU Lost YOUR WAND AT TGE ZOO!
Alex:hey I found it right
(at the HQ)
Private:skippah,don't u think we should do u know ask swali Harry and Alexandra
Skipper:young private that's there choice

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Hero (Verse Two)

posted by theWOLFPACK15

And here is verse two of the Hero.
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Cadet sat in the shade of the mti that was planted in the courtyard. She watched the other animals. She watched as some hugged and stayed in groups. As she looked around, no one was alone, no one but her. Each siku she did this, looking out as all the kids laughed and played.

The guys playing around with the girls and the girls getting revenge on the guys.

Each siku she wished that someone would at least come up and talk to her. Make small talk, something that at least lets her know that she was not forgotten.

Each day...

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The Hidden Finale (Chapter XII - Victory Brawl)

posted by LifelessPenguin

Skipper and Rico brawled with Blowhole. Kowalski had time to create a portal to our HQ. As we escaped from my beautiful paradise, we saw Blowhole's and Skipper's crustacean warriors down. It was two against one. We knew we couldn't let Skipper and Rico down. So, we helped Skipper and Rico fight. It was a long fight. After a few hours, Blowhole was defeated. He fled swiftly into his HQ and alisema that he will plan another plot to steal our weapons.

As we high-fived to our victory, we were thinking about something in Denmark that we forgot. THE LEMURS!

"They will be fine. Anyways, they are stinkin'...

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TBRttMoN: Chapter 1- A Bittersweet Surprise

posted by Katie_Kat200

Please, again, do not ask, why its called what its called. (TBRttMoN stands for The Bus Ride to the Middle of Nowhere) The truth will be revealed soon. Ha, ha. Well... I decided to continue this. I still need your guys opinions on this fan-fic. And also I need two zaidi characters. I will decide on who wewe will play. So... yeah. Read and review (please?)

Kowalski was busy working on some blueprints for some invention that would eventually help mankind au destroy them all. Who knows…? Suddenly, Kowalski’s penguin, auk eyebrows twitched. Something wasn’t right. Something was out of place. There...