wewe Know You’re Obsessed with Percy Jackson When…
wewe go to the Empire State Building and wewe ask for the 600th Floor.
There’s a thunderstorm going on and wewe scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!” *
Every time wewe use the Internet, wewe thank Hermes.
When wewe see Harry Potter, wewe think of Percy with glasses. *
wewe burn chakula to see if it smells good. *
wewe see an owl, wewe go, “Hi Athena!”
You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.
wewe think that your inayopendelewa singer is a child of Apollo.
Someone close to wewe dies and wewe give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…
Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and wewe create a PJO family.
wewe go on a cruise and wewe hope the mashua isn’t The Princess Andromeda…
You’re on a mashua and wewe pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.
You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and wewe hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast wewe out of the air. *
wewe go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.
wewe find your true upendo and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you. *
wewe think George kichaka is a son of Ares
Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with wewe everywhere.
When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.
wewe get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas.
wewe get really mad at Hades when a family member dies.
wewe sometimes try to control water. ***
wewe don't read anything but PJO for 3 months. *
You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.
Even though not diagnosed, wewe claim wewe have ADHD au dyslexia and blame it on your God parent. *
wewe yell "Annabeth!" every time wewe see a NY Yankees hat.
wewe make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games. **
Anytime wewe see an machungwa, chungwa shirt, wewe look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp shirt. *
wewe are a PJO character for Halloween.
Recite lines randomly from the books. *
When wewe see/hear about anything mythology-related, wewe talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it. **
Buy anything New York au San Francisco-related.
wewe are going to the Camp Half-Blood in Texas
wewe are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol.
wewe claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your Marafiki argue with you. *****
wewe have dreams about PJO characters/events *****
wewe carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.
That every time wewe pick up a pen, wewe think it'll turn into a sword.
Every time wewe play dodge ball, wewe bring a suit of armor.
wewe go to San Francisco looking for the Old Sea Man.
wewe find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain.
Whenever your internet slows (or gets shut) down, wewe yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO wewe upendo ANNOYING ME?!"
wewe stuff your Harry Potter vitabu in the back of your closet so wewe have some zaidi places for your PJ&O stuff.
When someone gets married, wewe say: "I hope wewe shall not anger Hera"
In the beginning of your first History class, wewe burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!" *****
wewe pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?" *****
When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) wewe scream "JACKSON!" **
When someone dies, wewe pray to Hades to allow them to go across Styx for
free, because they don't have drachmas anymore.
wewe are known to scream names of the characters at bila mpangilio times. ****
You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders in case of emergencies *****
wewe pray to Athena when wewe don’t study for a math test.
And when wewe flunk alisema test, wewe blame her irritation on Percabeth.
wewe make a orodha of characters never to anger, like this one and why:
-Thalia- Want her for your friend, hate her for your enemy.
-Athena- She scares Percy zaidi than Zeus. Also, she cannot be distracted and her plans always work.
-Hades- Um, this one is rather obvious- also wewe might not be buried with a drachma in your pocket.
-Hermes- Cutting off your internet access would be slow and painful torture. Also I blame the economy crisis on Luke's stealing federal funds. *
When wewe steal your friend's pen wewe believe it's justified because your dad is the god of thieves, and wewe thought it was Riptide and had to check to make sure Percy was still alive. *
wewe write shabiki fiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer. ******
When your mom grounds wewe from the computer, wewe blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera and Hermes' little joke.
wewe want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks. *
wewe give all your Marafiki god parents **
wewe chemsha bongo fellow mashabiki on the minor gods and win. **
wewe spend time doing pointless research at, just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site. ***
wewe plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed.
wewe imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Super bowl. **
wewe get your parents to start kusoma PJO (Please Mom, no need to thank me.)
wewe think Percy's extended family needs extensive therapy. ***
wewe have a countdown to the Demigod Files because of the mention of Percabeth.
wewe want Kronos buried under Wichita, Kansas in a salama deposit toothpick box. No one will ever look there, and hopefully he'll be too tiny to bother the locals. ***
Your mother thinks wewe need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession.
wewe blame your little brother's desire to turn off your Internet in the middle of this review on Hermes' anger that you've joked about all of them.
wewe imagine bila mpangilio unwritten PJO moments during class and laugh. When one brave soul unaware of your obsession broaches the swali of why wewe were laughing, wewe try to explain. **
They think wewe are nuts because wewe are laughing at Hades' wild card of Nico.
wewe think of creative names for Percy besides Seaweed Brain, such as kelphead16 because his head is full of kelp and there's an 85 chance he'll die at the age of sixteen. ***
wewe know you're obsessed when wewe lose something, and say, "Come on Hermes!
Give it back!!"
wewe think all the maarufu girls at your school are children of Aphrodite. And say to all the braniacs at your school if Athena is okay.
wewe go on YouTube and look at PJO themes for characters. ***
wewe read page 287 of BotL over and over again au say the lines in your head **
your internet homepage is Rick Riordan's blog.
wewe and your other PJO obsessed friend cracks up if any one mentions the word
Canada au Canadians. ***
wewe and your PJO obsessed friend start a shabiki club with only wewe two in it.***
wewe get other people obsessed. ******
wewe know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, and PJO and
use it in conversations. **
Your inayopendelewa quote of all time comes from PJO. *****
wewe and your friend have "diss-wars" using PJO CHARACTERS *
When someone dies, wewe give them a sack of red rubber balls for Cerberus.
Every time wewe see a guy in a wheelchair wewe think "Chiron!!” *
wewe find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"
When your boyfriend dumps you, wewe take the oath of the hunters
when wewe burn yourself, wewe curse Hephaestus/Hestia.
~you put an offering to Demeter inayofuata to your garden.
~you go up to a teacher in a wheelchair and say, "I know who wewe really are, Chiron…"
~you say "Maia!" when wewe are wearing shoes. **
wewe checked to make sure your principal doesn’t have a tail.*
wewe know which pages the good parts are on. ****
wewe suddenly hate thunderstorms. **
wewe start hearing Percabeth in every song wewe hear. *
wewe started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.
wewe start figuring out who your godly parent is. ****
wewe never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again. ******
wewe ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards. *
wewe start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes. *******
Each siku wewe check every shabiki site wewe know of for new information. *
wewe try to figure out how much chakula dye wewe need to turn chokoleti chip kuki, vidakuzi blue.
wewe make references to it in school reports and/or to Marafiki that haven’t read it. **
The first thing wewe ask someone when wewe meet them is, “Have wewe read PJO?” ***
wewe yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever wewe enter a boat.
wewe curse a god/goddess a lot.
wewe have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room *****
wewe know PJO better than most sane people ******
wewe have viungo to every great PJO site *****
wewe beg your mom to make a blue cake for your birthday
wewe add things to the orodha every siku **
wewe know what wewe would do if wewe were Percy *
wewe argue with your Marafiki about if Nico should turn evil au not (NOT!)
At least half of your Marafiki have read all the PJO, au are going to in the very near future ***
wewe wish wewe could find a upinde wa mvua to see if Iris messages work **
wewe give Marafiki and yourself a godly parent, **
wewe are trying to learn Greek *****
wewe keep thinking about one of the PJO vitabu when wewe go on a trip. ***
wewe think of Percy every time wewe see a dark haired green-eyed boy ****
wewe have an instant crush on Nico! **
wewe just have to research zaidi about Greek mythology ******
wewe want to learn Latin ***
wewe copy/paste this onto your profaili ******
Most of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a kuvuka, msalaba over *****
wewe have taken every test wewe can find about what demigod parent wewe would/do/should have, and your trying to get your Marafiki to****
wewe make sure all of your Marafiki (Or most of them), have an idea about what wewe say when talking about PJO ****
Your Marafiki (At least one), think wewe are obsessed with PJO, and wewe agree **********
wewe have one au zaidi things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks wewe why, wewe tell them******
wewe have something on your school things (Or nyumbani things), that says 'Daughter of God/goddess', and wewe don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of an unliked god/goddess
You’re nodding and smiling when wewe read this********************
wewe own every single book***
wewe are planning on adding a lot zaidi things to this orodha **
wewe call yourself a demigod ******
wewe wish with every fiber of your being that the first page of The Lightning Thief told the truth, and the PJO series is real***********************************************************************************************
wewe plan to study Greek mythology in college ********
wewe find yourself praying to a bila mpangilio god when wewe didn't study for a math test because wewe were too busy kusoma PJO
You’ve called someone wewe know a satyr.
wewe have AP European History and wewe wish Annabeth could tutor wewe about all the architects wewe have to know.
And that’s how wewe know you’re obsessed with PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS!
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