Pokémon Article: Team Rocket Week: The Many Mottos Of Team Rocket

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Team Rocket Week: The Many Mottos Of Team Rocket

posted by AKetchum01

Few things are as predictable in Pokemon (excluding Brock chasing after girls) as the Team Rocket Motto. Our inayopendelewa villains will always appear at least once per episode and recite their infamous kauli mbiu (usually before getting blasted away kwa Pikachu au another Pokemon). wewe know it's coming as soon as wewe hear that famous theme muziki signifying the "Prepare for trouble!" "And make it double!"

Team Rocket loves to pose and recite their bit of nonsense whenever possible, especially at inopportune times (like when they're attempting to sneak into a building). Meowth is skeptical of the motto's impact, but Jessie and James insist that it's necessary kwa saying things 'like their "fans" have to come to expect it'. Ironically enough, Ash, Misty, Brock, May, Max, Dawn, and others will patiently sit through TR's lines most of the time. wewe would think that after years of hearing essentially the same kauli mbiu every day, they'd interrupt zaidi frequently. Also, guest characters will often exclaim "What was that all about?" as soon as the kauli mbiu ends.

Not all Team Rocket mottos are the same. In many of the later episodes, Jessie and James begin their kauli mbiu with something relevant to the situation. There are also some distinctly different variations on the familiar lines of the whole Team Rocket motto.

Here are a few
Normal Indigo League-Advanced Battle Motto

Jessie:Prepare for trouble!
James:Make it double!
Jessie:To protect the world from devastation
James:To unite all peoples within our nation
Jessie:To denounce the evils of truth and love
James:To extend our reach to the stars above
Jessie:Jessie!
James:James!
Jessie:Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light!
James:Surrender now, au prepare to fight!
Meowth:Meowth, dat's right!

Salon Motto

Jessie:To protect the world from boring fashion
James:To dress all people with flash and passion
Jessie:To give all Pokemon pretty faces
James:To extend our art to outer spaces
Jessie:Jessie!
James:James!
Jessie:Salon Roquet, when it comes to chic we know what's right!
James:Surrender your taste au prepare to fight!

Rocket Cafe Motto

Jessie:Want a burger and fries without trouble?
James:If you're really hungry, make it double!
Jessie:To protect the world from hunger and thirst
James:Our chakula isn't bad, at least not the worst
Jessie:The Team Rocket Restaurant, blast in for a bite
James:We stay open all day, we stay open all night!

Jessie's Hair kauli mbiu

Jessie:You insult my hair? Prepare for trouble!
James:It used to be there, but now it's stubble!
Jessie:To protect my head from humiliation!
James:Too bad her hair went on vacation!
Jessie:My gorgeous hair was my one true love!
James:They went together like hand in glove!
Jessie:Jessie!
James:James!
Jessie:Now my hair's short, but it won't be for long!
James:And it won't stop our Jessie from doing what's wrong!
Meowth:Hairy!

The mottos are annoying, but they sure are catchy!

SuperMarioFan they r catchy but annoying

btflash seriously, you'd think that after 10 glorious years of getting blasted by pikachu they'd stop chasing them. Now that is what i call commitment

StichxAngel4eva awesome!

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True Colors Chapter 4

posted by thetankmoment

The inayofuata day, Candy woke up to arguing around the meadow. “Wha….” She muttered, “What has everyone so worked up?” She ran out of the rock house to see Luno, a Leavanny, and a bunch of other Pokémon, and it looked like they were arguing. “Maple,” Luno snarled, “I thought I told wewe not to invade the Dazzling Meadow.” “I told him he should have put on alarms,” A shiny Flareon sighed. This can’t be good, Candy thought, and she was right.

The Leavanny, who must’ve been Maple, just laughed at him. “Since when do I follow YOUR rules,” she asked. “They aren’t just...

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True Colors Chapter 3

posted by thetankmoment

Many shinies were in the house. “Allow me to introduce us,” A Nosepass spoke up. “My name is Schnozzle.” Candy couldn’t help giggling. “I’m Emma,” A Plusle added. “Those are Picasso and Rune.” She motioned toward a Smeargle and a Dunsparce. “I’m Chocoghetti,” A Swirlix called from the ceiling, “Half fluffy, half chocolaty, and all awesome!” Rune rolled her eyes. “And I’m Laila,” A voice squealed. “Get out of here,” Candy sighed. “Fine,” Laila grunted.

“So now that those introductions are done,” Nikolas told Candy, “WELCOME TO THE CLUB!” Picasso...

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True Colors: Prolouge

posted by thetankmoment

Daylight could hardly wait. Her sekunde Eevee was about to be born. Icicle, her husband called Laila the Eevee over. "Laila, your sibling is about to be born!" She rushed over as quick as a flash, hoping she wouldn't be too late. When the Eevee was born, Daylight cried, "Oh, this has to be the best siku of my life!" "Well," Laila sighed, "THAT feels NICE!" However, as Daylight peeked closer she saw that the Eevee was a strange color. "Wait," Daylight asked, "Why is it gray?" When it opened its eyes, a blue shimmer swirled across its eyes. "It's...SHINY," Icicle cried. Daylight let out a gasp of delight. "We're blessed!"

Movie 17 Release tarehe Expectations

posted by QueenofthePika

I've simulated when this movie SHOULD come out.
So if wewe see Japanese episode 27 (link) it's quite obvious the movie came out practically the same siku that episode aired. And yes, Japan has their movie in THEATERS. I'm so envious.
Anyway, currently we are on episode 24 (if you're kusoma this in the future, this makala was written 8/26/14). Obviously we're three episodes away from episode 27. Which is around a month. So according to my simulations, the movie should come in around a month. I can't wait!
Don't take this makala seriously. America can be really unexpected. I thought America would have a new theme the same episode Japan got the new theme. I was wrong.

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The age requirement for becoming a trainer shouldn't be 10.

posted by Pokegal4life

It should be less than 10, in my opinion. There are so many characters on the onyesha that are younger than 10, but they're quite mature for their age, mainly Bonnie and Max. There was also an episode of the best Wishes series "Clash of the Connoisseurs" when Mr. Hatiley needed Cilan's assistance in picking out his daughter, Marigold's first Pokémon, and marigold looked like she was only 5. However despite Marigold's young age she already has a Pokémon of her own, which is a Foongus she would always play with on her swingset. Now, Bonnie is only 6, and she also already has a Pokémon of her...

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The Aura Guardians ~Chapter 1~

posted by -SkySplitter-

Author's note: If wewe haven't read the prologue this might be a bit confusing. Also the Riolu's name is inspired kwa the anime movie "Castle in the Sky."

A young Riolu sat under the shade of an apple tree. His arms were crossed and he appeared to be asleep. A young Poochyena started running towards him. "Potsu! Potsu! Potsu!" The Poochyena yelped at the Riolu.

"What?" He alisema opening and rubbing his tired eyes. He turned his head to the Poochyena and stared at him through lazy eyes.

"Your father wants you," The Poochyena alisema panting and trying to catch his breath.

"Okay, I'll be there soon,...

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Voting Rules

posted by DaniMF

These are some easy rules wewe have to follow to vote in my survey pools to make it easier and not to rigg them.

1-To count your vote wewe have to comment

2-To count your vote wewe have to state your reasons, if not, your vote will be ignored

3-The option with zaidi valid maoni will be the winner

4-In case of tie, pool kura will be counted

5-In case of tie again, I'll make a tiebreaker, except of if there are 2 options, in this case I'll chose the one with the most reasonable comments

6-Comments will be ignored if wewe bash, insult au ridiculice someone

7-You have 24 hours to vote in each pool, maoni after it will be ignored

8-You can support your maoni with images, gifs, video au any type of link

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Pokemon RP Event: krisimasi Outfit Incident

posted by DragonAura15

    "Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way..." sang a short-haired girl, putting up decorations around the living room. She stood back to admire the krisimasi lights and tree. "Okay, looks good. Now to put up the mini krisimasi village."
    She had just pulled out a box that held the first building, when a Ninetales appeared around the corner. "Epismatic, is that you?"
    The girl smiled. "Call me Katrina here. Everyone else will."
    "Okay, then, Katrina, I think there's something wewe should know." The...

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Pokemon Is Not For Boys At McDonald's, It's For Everybody

posted by PeterMWou

Hey, Pokemon fans. Today, I'm gonna talk about why McDonald's promoting Pokemon toys to boys is what Pokemon's marketing outside of Japan when wrong.

Ugh. Why, McDonald’s? Why do wewe have to promote Pokemon toys to boys? Pokemon is not for boys. If wewe target Pokemon to boys, it’ll fail. That’s why The Pokemon Company International is not happy at wewe for releasing Pokemon toys to Happy Meal for boys. Pokemon needs to be promoted on its own. Not paring with a girl’s toys. Releasing zaidi girls toys to Happy Meals with Pokemon made Pokemon’s audiences Lost a huge chunk of girls. Pokemon...

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Eeveelution siku

posted by thetankmoment

Sylveon

wewe will not believe how many female eevees I found on Monday. I was playing Pokemon X on my 3DS, when I decided, "I want a female eevee". I got my Sylveon, Hunter, out of the PC so I could get a female eevee. I tell you, CUTE CHARM WORKS WONDERS. I got a female Jolteon the following week. The others were pretty easy to get, until it became nighttime. Then I said, "If I'm getting an Umbreon, I'm getting one tonight". I stayed up until 2:00 am trying to get an Umbreon. Persistance pays off. I got an Umbreon that night. Getting Espeon was hard, but not as hard. Now, 4/7/14 will forever be known as eeveelution day.

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The white umberon 5

posted by eeveexox

This part takes place in Lucky's point of view

lucky and rain poped out of the bushs Rain:yes moon killed the big bad hondoom(sticks out tuonge) Lucky: are wewe sure Moon was not killed(points to moon) Rain:oh no(puts ear on chest) shes alive but her brething slow Lucky hury run to the pokemon center Lucky: ok (runs to pokemon center) Nurse joy: hello Lucky are wewe hurt? Lucky:No new buddy is she is hardly brething Nurse joy: oh dear (runs back with lucky) Rain: hurry shes loseing breth kwa the dakika nurse joy: (put tubes in Moon nose an mouth and takes her to the pokemon center) Rain:Moon please don't die

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The white umberon 3

posted by eeveexox

As moon walks in the forest she hears vocies in the bushes. "is that a shiny umberon" "no shiny umbreons have bule rings" "then what kind of umbreon is it" "i don't know a white one" then a little pichu is pushed out of the bushs Pichu: don't eat me moon:why would i do that? Pichu: there have been big pokemon eating our freinds and faimly Moon: thats horrabile i will portect wewe from whatever trys to eat u Pichu: really my name is lucky and freind in the kichaka is rain Rain:hi sorry i thought u would eat us Moon: its ok im moon and i won't let anyone eat u just as moon says that she hears a nosie big pawsteps lucky and rain hide in the bushes then moon sees a gaint hoondoom Hondoom: did wewe eat my chajio, chakula cha jioni little girl?

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Black Man Loves Pokemon Original Version

added by Mrakmaldanish

Look at this hilarious video I found in youtube. XD Note: This video has a lot of cussing and swearing in it.

video

pokemon

Pokemon

added by LostOblivion

Source: Not made kwa me

Trainer cards

added by dxarmy423

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Pokémon X and Y-Happy Hollandaise! (Special)

posted by purrloinedlove

Espurr really does smile! Kawaii Nyasper desu!

Our Heroes are stuck in Santalune City for the winter, so they ddcide to celebrate. Vertigo gave Espurr some Figy pudding, saladi (derived from the Figy Berry), so it was grinning. Farrah found a scrubby thing and started to randomly decorate it and pick her teeth until Blaze the Braixen realized that the thing was her stick and took it away. Since her stick was gone, she decided to sing.
Maybe Farrah is right for once,Blaze thought. Where the F*** are the decorations? Oh yeah... if only she'd stop singing- no, her voice was incredibly soft and lovely, something she rarely heard, especially from girls...

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Pokémon X and Y Volume V

posted by purrloinedlove

kawaii shishiko desu

As our Heroes were on their way to Santalune City, Damascus wished for a Flying-type Pokémon to beat Viola but be wouldn't bring it up. Farrah is stupidnted with picking her teeth with those weird toothpicks. (Don't tell Damascus that it's called bracket floss.) They find a Pokémon Center to stay at for the night, which Noir tbe Noibat insisted that she was (the night, that is).... Strange. Lit, Froakie, Blaze, and Chester were zaidi than glad to play with Farrah, which was not always fun for the others. Damascus backtracked their route. " Home... check. Stuffy forest with all those Scatterbug...

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Revenge of the Two Gyms

posted by sturmelle15

Ash, Brock, and Misty were making their way through Johto, with Pikachu in Ash's arms and Togepi in Misty's arms as usual until they heard familiar voices in town. Hey! I know those two! Those were the two trainers whose Electabuzz and Scyther got into a brawl. alisema Ash They got into town and saw the two side's pokemon brawling with each other. Hey. I got an idea! Let's get our pokemon to battle their pokemon. suggested Ash I don't think that's a good idea. advised Brock . Why would the kids want to battle the Yas and Kaz Gym? asked James. I don't know,but they could use our help. alisema Jessie...

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Pokémon X and Y Volume III

posted by purrloinedlove

Our Heroes go off to Farrah’s house to spend the night while they could enjoy electricity and running water while they can since they weren’t quite in ship shape (not a clue what that means, but I found that somewhere) to leave directly to Santalune for a Gym badge! Still no idea who’d get it at the time, but one of them carried the Gym badge case.
Damascus seriously had issues. He really liked Vertigo for someone who saw kwa echolocation. No, he wasn’t blind, Just (admittedly) stupid. Admittedly. To take his mind off of everything, he decided to look in his bag....

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Pokemon X and Y Volume II

posted by purrloinedlove

A funny pic of Noibat I found online!

As our new Heroes set off on adventure with three Pokémon on their Pokédex, Farrah spots a mti moving on Route Whatever That Route Is (neither hero cared, but I happen to know it was the first route). As she looks zaidi closely, Damascus takes out his Pokédex to find that the rare Pokémon happens to be Noibat. As Damascus marveled over such a rare Pokémon, he couldn’t sense the 200.000 hertz sound waves it emitted from its ears.
Farrah was terrified. To be honest, she wanted a Pokémon friend for Chester the Chespin. Fortunately, she had a Poké Ball au two. As...