Rachel: You're amazing, Mercedes, and wewe deserve it. I'm gonna hug wewe now.
Rachel: [to Quinn] Hey, I know it's not my place, but have wewe had the doctor run the full genetic test panel on your unborn child. I only ask because my cousin Leon and his wife got pregnant and then they found that he was a carrier for Tay-Sachs.
Rachel: I've never told wewe this before, but I'm a little psychic. I can't read minds au anything yet, but I do have a sixth sense.
Rachel: [to Quinn] I'm so sorry. I fully understand if wewe want to beat me up. Just avoid my nose.
Rachel: Aside from nudity and the exploitation of animals, I'll pretty much do anything to break into the business.
Rachel: School pictures are everything to me. They're great practice for the paparazzi.
Rachel: I've never noticed this before because he's always trying to destroy my career, but Mr. Schu has really pretty eyes.
Rachel: When I'm imba with him, it's like I'm seeing him for the first time. And what I'm seeing is super, super cute.
Rachel [on Defying Gravity]: It's my go-to kuoga song. It's also my ring tone.
Mercedes: Can we try something a little zaidi black?
Rachel: It's Glee club. Not crunk club.
Rachel: I'm gonna start calling wewe F-Rod!
Rachel: I realized being a nyota didn't make me as special as being your friend.
Rachel: I won my first dance competition when I was three months old.
Rachel: Being a part of something special makes wewe special, right?
Rachel: My dhahabu stars are a metaphor. For ME being a star.
