bila mpangilio Role Playing Shitty Space Cadets and Unwanted Hitmen

Chibi_lou posted on Nov 11, 2017 at 03:30PM
Earth, what a simple, boring, habited planet, somewhere in the endless expanse of space. Secluded from...well, secluded from everything. Earth is the type of place, no one really knows how to get there but once you go there, you can't go back. The amount of "aliens" that are habited on this planet, having to learn how to blend in with the human race, is a small number. Sometimes, it's hard to tell if they were even "Alien to begin with".
It's a norm, no matter how you get to Earth, there’s no way back, many have tried, many have failed, it's a haunting discovery. Sometimes, beings go there to prove theories wrong, but that's the last they are ever heard of again, if they can get there that is.
No one knows what goes on on earth, it's all mystery, nothing solid, stories passed down from generation to generation, beings go in, nothing goes out.
It's funny though, to get to Earth, is almost impossible, it's only a special few that go at a certain speed, in a certain area, at a certain time, that can mysteriously find their way to this planet.
And that's what happened to this sad group of diverse...things?
It all started in the Galaxy -This has been left intentionally blank for confidential purposes-
This Galaxy -This has been left intentionally blank for confidential purposes- was the top school for young individuals to come and learn more about the universe, and go on wicked space adventures to gather information. Well, that's what it's meant for, except for the fact that there was a certain group of students, a certain team, so shitty the the teachers created a fake ass mission to get their asses out of the galaxy -This has been left intentionally blank for confidential purposes- without use of expulsion.
As you can guess, it didn't go as planned, and they ended up crash landed, somewhere in the US of A, in a dense woodland area, unsure, unclear of literally everything.
Though something strange seemed to happen once they entered the earth’s atmosphere…their bodies began to change, kinda like puberty, kinda not, but it started to change into a more human body, giving them one more challenge to deal with.
So let's hope that at least one of the beings on that ship had some brains, to either get out, or blend in, or well, not get caught by NASA, who are under the orders to kill them.


-CHARACTER SHEET-

Name:

Human-ised name:

Nickname:

Galaxy -This has been left intentionally blank for confidential purposes- number:
Family: (sister, brothers, how many, etc)

Hobbies:

Star sign:

Backstory: AHA JOKES AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT. (Unless, you want to that is)

- Human appearance –

Eye colour:

Skin colour:

Amount of freckles on your body (exact number):

Blood type:

Scars:

Markings:

Hair length (in centimeters, exact):

Hair colour:

Skin colour:

How long are your nails:

Eye colour:

What makes your pupils dilate:

Lip colour:

Height:

Weight:

Body shape:

Build:

Jaw line: (e.g strong, weak, mediocre)

-Teeth-

Colour of teeth:

How many teeth do you have:

Are your teeth straight or crooked:

Overbite, yay or nay:

Gaps:

-Personality-

Dog or cat:

Sense of humour:

One major fear:

One stupid fear:

Best traits:

Worst traits:

What attracts them to other beings:

Sexuality:

If in a zombie apocalypse, which celebrity would you kidnap:

Which is your favourite American president:

Which is your least favourite amierican president:

What do you believe the government is hiding:

Selfish or selfless:

You are about to die, what are your last words:

Extra:

Pic of human self: (optional)

Pic of alien self: (optional)




-Hitman Character sheet-
Requirements: Must be a zombie american president | Must be as American as possible | Assigned to kill the “aliens”

Number:

President:

Pet:

Skin colour:

Any missing limbs:

-You have been cryogenically frozen for (how ever long you were meant to be dead for) by NASA, and are unfrozen to be part of a Presidential Zombie Hitman gang, to persecute and annihilate the given victims (Aliens)

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zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita J-slice said…
-CHARACTER SHEET-

Name: Crymig Mrygrirk

Human-ised name: Craig McKenzie

Nickname: Craig-y boi / the big ‘C’

Galaxy -This has been left intentionally blank for confidential purposes-

Number: 487

Family: none

Hobbies: eating play-doh in secret and pretending to hate everything

Star sign: danger: slow moving vehicle

- Human appearance –

Eye colour: green

Skin colour: skin colour

Amount of freckles on your body (exact number): 5

Blood type: green square

Scars: none

Markings: birthmark that looks like a frowny face

Hair length: 11.53 cm

Hair colour: black

How long are your nails: short

What makes your pupils dilate: death

Lip colour: standard

Height: 175 cm

Weight: 60 kg

Body shape: out of shape

Build: average

Jaw line: weak

-Teeth-

Colour of teeth: white

How many teeth do you have: changes everyday

Are your teeth straight or crooked: gay

Overbite, yay or nay: nay

Gaps: only when teeth are growing back

-Personality-

Dog or cat: both

Sense of humour: dark

One major fear: friendship

One stupid fear: small children

Best traits: won’t suddenly sell you on the Internet without a bribe

Worst traits: lazy

What attracts them to other beings: If you can make cup ramen, we’re set for life baby.

Sexuality: who knows?

If in a zombie apocalypse, which celebrity would you kidnap: Guy Fieri

Which is your favourite American president: William Harrison

Which is your least favourite American president: Bob

What do you believe the government is hiding: my childhood aspirations

Selfish or selfless: depends

You are about to die, what are your last words: take me Satan daddy

Extra: carries around a plastic knife for self defence

Pic of Human self:
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 -CHARACTER SHEET- Name: Crymig Mrygrirk Human-ised name: Craig McKenzie Nickname: Craig-y
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita TheAlienWalrus said…
-CHARACTER SHEET- 

Name: Snib Gib Flib Hib Chib Dib Doshi-Shoshi-Eki-Kib

Human-ised Name: Nibs Flibeki

Nickname: Cocoa Nibs

Galaxy -This has been left intentionally blank for confidential purposes- number: 179
Family: none

Hobbies: Building Stuff, Getting into Trouble

Star sign: Restricted Area Keep Out

Backstory: Nibs' race is an animalistic and chaotic race that is often avoided by the rest of the universe. For as bestial as the race is they are extremely intelligent, building entire industrial machines from a few trees and rocks. So Galaxy -This has been left intentionally blank for confidential purposes- were both intrigued and cautions when Nibs just showed up at one of their training facilities. They decided to put him to work as an engineer but he just tore up any ship they put him on. So they dumped him on Earth.

- Human appearance – 

Eye color: Alien- Dark Green, Human- Hazel

Skin color: Alien- Furry, Human- Pale

Amount of freckles on your body (exact number): Alien- 0, Human- 6

Blood type: Green Triangle with an extra line coming off the bottom side.

Scars: None

Markings: None

Hair length (in centimeters, exact): 8cm

Hair color: Alien- Silvery White, Human- Light Brown

How long are your nails: scratching length

What makes your pupils dilate: Chocolate

Lip color: tan compared to the rest of his skin.

Height: Alien- 11 inches, Human- 3 foot

Weight: about 50lbs

Body shape: Alien- Cuddly, Human- Slim

Build: Lanky AF

Jawline: mediocre

-Teeth- 

Colour of teeth: white

How many teeth do you have: too many

Are your teeth straight or crooked: straight

Overbite, yay or nay: just a small one

Gaps: none

-Personality- 

Dog or cat: both

Sense of humor: dark as the blackest night

One major fear: being surrounded by friendly people.

One stupid fear: children

Best traits: if he has the chance to save someone from death he'll always do it.

Worst traits: but he's not against watching them suffer for a bit first

What attracts them to other beings: if they feed him chocolate

Sexuality: Asexual

If in a zombie apocalypse, which celebrity would you kidnap: Brad Pitt

Which is your favorite American president: Richard Nixon

Which is your least favorite American president: Richard Nixon

What do you believe the government is hiding: more chocolate

Selfish or selfless: a healthy balance of both

You are about to die, what are your last words: "jokes on you I get to die"

Extra: 
- Is exclusively vegetarian though that does not mean he won't hit people, he is pretty darn brutal.
- To Nibs race chocolate is an extreme euphoria-inducing drug and so that is why people call him cocoa nibs, cause he's always eating cocoa nibs.
- Nibs has a limited vocabulary and talks mainly through his races natural telepathy, he can send one-way messages or establish a full telepathic link with another intelligent being for up to six hours, he does this through head butting them, his horns also glow and cycle through different colors when he is using these abilities.
- He stole the cookie from the cookie jar.

Pic of human self:
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 -CHARACTER SHEET-  Name: Snib Gib Flib Hib Chib Dib Doshi-Shoshi-Eki-Kib Human-ised Name: Nibs
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita TheAlienWalrus said…
Pic of alien self:
 Pic of alien self:
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita Chibi_lou said…
Name: Viquary Dungstancy

Human-ised name: Vitz Ducane

Nickname: Duggsie

Galaxy -This has been left intentionally blank for confidential purposes- number: 00023144HDBI398

Family: (sister, brothers, how many, etc) 1 mother, 1 father, only child, no other family relations.

Hobbies: Moping, Sulking, being Emo, picking up peeps

Star sign: can be anything you want for 20 dollars

Backstory: AHA JOKES AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT. (Unless, you want to that is): He was raised fine, had a mediocre life, but something changed inside him…something that ‘no one understands’ it was a part of life, no one got him, he was ‘different’, no one accepted this new change, and he didn’t care, it was who he was.

- Human appearance –

Eye colour: Dark Green

Skin colour: Pale

Amount of freckles on your body (exact number): 2 1/3

Blood type: Mexican

Scars: Only the ones that show his true pain and agony

Markings: only the ones that show his true pain and agony

Hair length (in centimeters, exact): 34.43 cm

Hair colour: Black

How long are your nails: bitten to the point of no return

What makes your pupils dilate: Everything....I mean....Everything

Lip colour: Light pink, kinda like a dull flamingo

Height: 180cm

Weight: 96lbs

Body shape: snazzy

Build: athletic

Jaw line: (e.g strong, weak, mediocre) so sharp you get a paper cut just looking at it

-Teeth-

Colour of teeth: pearly white

How many teeth do you have: confidential information

Are your teeth straight or crooked: Doesn’t believe in labels

Overbite, yay or nay: nay

Gaps: only in his heart

-Personality-

Dog or cat: Dog

Sense of humour: Everything

One major fear: Walls

One stupid fear: Social interaction

Best traits: Actually a sassy, cinnamon roll

Worst traits: Actually a sassy, cinnamon roll

What attracts them to other beings: Exactly 34 freckles

Sexuality: Does It have a pulse?

If in a zombie apocalypse, which celebrity would you kidnap: Jake Paul

Which is your favourite American president: The Eagle

Which is your least favourite American president: The flag

What do you believe the government is hiding: Mothman

Selfish or selfless: Depends

You are about to die, what are your last words: It’s not a phase mom

Extra:
-He doesn’t wanna be emo, but he became one and he’s to lazy to change.
-When he arrived in the earths atmosphere not only did his body change, but his views on everything
-will use shitty pick up lines constantly even if it clashes with his fear of social interaction, it's how he gets over it.
-Dorky Emo would best describe him, still emo, has those times where the only love in his life is the sweet release of death, other times it's the sweet relief of constant rejection.

Pic of human self: (optional)
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 Name: Viquary Dungstancy Human-ised name: Vitz Ducane Nickname: Duggsie Galaxy -This has bee
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita Chibi_lou said…
Alien self:
 Alien self:
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita TheAlienWalrus said…
(( I've made this with permission from Chibi_Lou, it is a hitman but he's kinda a 'relief' hitman whose been sent after the aliens whilst NASA defrosts the presidents. I'm using the Alien character sheet because it allows for more information. ))

Name: NATOR-VX118

Human-ised name: Nathan Vikers

Nickname: Nato, Vix,

Family: (sister, brothers, how many, etc) NATOR-VX1 through NATOR-VX117

Hobbies: Blowing Stuff up, Building things that blow up, Just generally destroying things

Star sign: N/A

Backstory: NATOR-VX118 is an artificial human created by NASA (cause apparently they're the Men in Black in this universe) to work as a disposable government agent (Think Replicants from Blade Runner). At first, he was a mindless drone, hunting and killing whoever NASA told him to. Though maybe 2 years after he was created he was caught in an explosion, the facility he was kept at was bombed by a counter-government agency. All other VX units were destroyed as far at NATOR knows and he acquired a nasty head wound, damaging his respiration system meaning he has to wear a respirator at all times and also destroying his 'authority obeying' circuit and will now literally always do the opposite of what someone with authority tells him. Now he is NASA's loose cannon.

- Human appearance – 

Eye color: Light Blue

Skin color: Pale, Faintly glowing blue.

Amount of freckles on your body (exact number): 34

Blood type: -o

Scars: a few scars on the top of his forehead.

Markings: a branding of his unit number on his wrist, (VX118)

Hair length (in centimeters, exact): 16cm

Hair color: dark blue/grey

How long are your nails: average length

What makes your pupils dilate: Explosions

Lip color: pale blue

Height: 5 foot nothing

Weight: 153lbs

Body shape: slim

Build: athletic

Jawline: sharp though it is covered by his respirator

-Teeth- (All of this is covered by his respirator so others won't be able to see it anyway)

Colour of teeth: pearly white

How many teeth do you have: the normal amount

Are your teeth straight or crooked: straight (weirdly so)

Overbite, yay or nay: nope

Gaps: none

-Personality- 

Dog or cat: dog

Sense of humor: unhealthily childish

One major fear: birds

One stupid fear: people who wear glasses

Best traits: super naïve

Worst traits: super naïve

What attracts them to other beings: a healthy aura

Sexuality: Robots

If in a zombie apocalypse, which celebrity would you kidnap: Bill Nye the Science Guy

Which is your favorite American president: Barack Obama

Which is your least favorite American president: Ronald Reagan

What do you believe the government is hiding: Robots

Selfish or selfless: never been in a situation to find out.

You are about to die, what are your last words: "Bitch I'll never die!"

Extra: has a few sci-fi guns, laser guns, Tesla guns that sorta thing.

Pic of human self: (optional) 
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 (( I've made this with permission from Chibi_Lou, it is a hitman but he's kinda a 'relief' hitman who
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita J-slice said…
-Hitman Character sheet-

Number: 16

President: Abraham Lincon

Pet: White guy named Jimbo

Skin colour: Grey

Any missing limbs: No, but there's a large crevice where his left eye should be
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J-slice commented…
plz don't suspend my account, i don't actually condone slavery zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita Albino_Scone said…
-My account has been suspended so this is my new account (Previous, Chibi_Lou) and thus, we can begin.
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita Albino_Scone said…
It was so sudden, unexpected, the crash hit the drivers with a noticable jolt. Everything was in chaos, the trees around the burnt and/or on fire, the ground charred, and the ship in ruins, Our only hope for them, is that they were able to make it out with some life in their beating hearts, or whatever functions them.
Vitz let out a long pained groan, he was flung out of the ship as a result of a massive fucking hole that emerged mid crash. He was about 10 feet away, unaware of his surroundings or the change in his body as he tried to get his bearings back, he was mostly alright, mostly.
J-slice commented…
that's pretty gay zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita TheAlienWalrus said…
Nibs was lying flat on his face his head just sticking out of the doorway of the ship, "Are we dead?" he asked to no one in particular, not lifting his face off the floor.
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita Albino_Scone said…
"God I hope so" Vitz mumbled, trying to sit up and only now realizing the change in his form, "Holy...fuck..."
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita J-slice said…
Craig was sore. His whole body fucking ached. Yay. He grumbled and rolled over. "Five more minutes, mum."
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita Albino_Scone said…
Vitz stared at the others, then at himself, then at the others, "why do you all looks so....gross?"
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita J-slice said…
"Shut up." Craig grumbled again and slowly got up on his feet. He rubbed his eyes and slowly opened them to see a very blurry, distorted, green world. Oh wow. He must be still asleep. Why on Gryxjm was it so green? Well, if he was still sleeping then he would make the most of it. He made him way up the nearest tree to him, slowly reaching the top. "HOLY SHIT, THERE'S BLUE TOO?"
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita TheAlienWalrus said…
"Why do YOU look so gro- oh wow I do look gross..." Nibs said looking down at his human, pink, soft body. "Oh, would you look at that the ship crashed... why does that not surprise me?" he said looking at the flaming wreck of the ship.
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita Albino_Scone said…
"Where are we...?" Vitz whispered, feeling slightly fearful but giddy because fuck yeah, finally, a real space adventure at last.
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zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita AlicialovesAss said…
Name:jumangy

Human-ised name: jam

Nickname: jay

Galaxy -This has been left intentionally blank for confidential purposes- number: 572
Family: 24 bannanas

Hobbies: i have no life

Star sign: tomatoes

Backstory: AHA JOKES AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT. (Unless, you want to that is)

- Human appearance –

Eye colour: clear

Skin colour: idk

Amount of freckles on your body (exact number): hundred thousand

Blood type: husten texas

Scars: donald trump

Markings: 69

Hair length (in centimeters, exact): 30 inches

Hair colour: greyish pink

Skin colour: idk

How long are your nails: what are nails

Eye colour: clear

What makes your pupils dilate: the word yes

Lip colour: purple

Height: eyebrow length

Weight: how rude

Body shape: pear/avocado

Build: houses?

Jaw line: (e.g strong, weak, mediocre) sharp af

-Teeth-

Colour of teeth: blinding white

How many teeth do you have: too many

Are your teeth straight or crooked: as straight as a bendy ruler

Overbite, yay or nay: gay

Gaps: raps

-Personality-

Dog or cat: doggo

Sense of humour: none

One major fear: fears scare me

One stupid fear: the one above

Best traits: somthing thats a secret

Worst traits: also a secret

What attracts them to other beings: eyelashes

Sexuality: pineapple

If in a zombie apocalypse, which celebrity would you kidnap: kim kardashian

Which is your favourite American president: Trump

Which is your least favourite amierican president: Trump

What do you believe the government is hiding: a different coloured pinapple

Selfish or selfless: orgasmic

You are about to die, what are your last words: fuck me jerry

Extra: afyes

Pic of human self: (optional)

Pic of alien self: (optional)

J-slice commented…
wtf zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita SarcasticBean70 said…
-CHARACTER SHEET-

Name: Nocte Tenebrae

Human-ised name: Lilith Noctenee

Nickname: Ms.Stalk-a-lot, Stalky

Galaxy -This has been left intentionally blank for confidential purposes- number: -00007
Family: Classified

Hobbies: Sneaking out, throwing sharp objects (or anything), Joking.

Star sign: Luna

Backstory: Nocte Tenebrae’s Race is known as the ‘night dwellers.’ Their planet is located in one of the darkest places in the universe, so dark you almost cannot even find their planet. This planet is known for for, well, killing/hunting people for money. Nocte Tenebrae was found at Outpost 1445, Galaxy-This has been left intentionally blank for confidential purposes-after seeing her deadly 'abilities', they brought her to the galaxy-this has been left intentionally blank for confidential purposes-high security prison, but after escaping, was brought into the Galaxy-this has been left intentionally blank for confidential purposes- for social purposes before being eventually dropped to Earth.

- Human appearance –

Eye colour: Yellow pupils and white irises with streaks of neon green

Skin colour: Olive-Human Pure Black (like night)-Alien

Amount of freckles on your body (exact number): Alien-0, Human-3

Blood type: Silver mixed with red

Scars: On the inside

Markings: Star constellations on left arm and moon phases on right arm

Hair length (in centimetres, exact): 13.5cm

Hair colour: Black with streaks of silver and light blue

Skin colour: Pure Black (like night)-Alien

How long are your nails: Average, I guess

What makes your pupils dilate: Anything that sweet and white (A.K.A White Chocolate)

Lip colour: Human-Pinkish, Alien-Lime green

Height: 130m

Weight: about 40lbs

Body shape: Lean

Build: Athletic

Jaw line: (e.g strong, weak, mediocre): Strong

-Teeth-

Colour of teeth: Pearly white

How many teeth do you have: About 34

Are your teeth straight or crooked: Straight like a line

Overbite, yay or nay: Nay

Gaps: Nope

-Personality-

Dog or cat: Cats

Sense of humour: Darkly hilarious

One major fear: Being Tortured

One stupid fear: Torches/Flashlights/blinking lights

Best traits: Sarcasm and Jokes

Worst traits: Jokes

What attracts them to other beings: Being a sarcastic flirt

Sexuality: Female

If in a zombie apocalypse, which celebrity would you kidnap: A famous Chris

Which is your favourite American president: Theodore Roosevelt

Which is your least favourite American president: Trump

What do you believe the government is hiding: They’re lizards

Selfish or selfless: Depends on the situation

You are about to die, what are your last words: See you on the other side! (while laughing)

Extra:
- Loves anything that moves fast
- Addicted to white chocolate
- Loves sharp things
-Carries a joke book everywhere
-Hates jokes that have no punch line
-Hates anything that's slow

Pic of human self: Shown Below

I don't know what I'm doing ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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 -CHARACTER SHEET- Name: Nocte Tenebrae Human-ised name: Lilith Noctenee Nickname: Ms.Stal
SarcasticBean70 commented…
Height: 1.3 m not 130-Whoops :-P zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita TheAlienWalrus said…
"Welcome to Earth!" Nator said coming around the corner laser gun in hand, quoting the one movie that NASA would actually let him watch: Independence Day. Nibs jumped back at the sudden appearance of the blue boi, "I'm gonna take a shot in the dark and say we're on Earth" he whispered, "It means Dirt."
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita Albino_Scone said…
Vitz's eyes dilated like there was no tomorrow."34 freckles" he whispered before ninja flipping to his feet and putting on a dashing smile, manoeuvring his body away from the gun and leaning on the tree right next to him, "If I knew you were here I would've come a lot sooner."
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita TheAlienWalrus said…
Nator blushed, which for him was just going a deeper shade of blue. "Shut yer darned mouth alien!" he said going southern as a defense mechanism. Nibs facepalmed and began trying to drag Vitz away from the blue boi, "Sorry about this, we're just passing through."
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita Albino_Scone said…
Vitz didn't budge, "We role playing already? Forward aren't we, me being the big scary alien and you've come to take me away," he winked, now half flirtatious (okay, mostly flirtatious, but trying to at least cover the fact he's an alien, he got into the garrison, he's smart in his own special way).
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita J-slice said…
Lincoln appeared behind Nator, holding Jimbo's leash. It was a good day to a be a part of NASA. "We're meant to capture them, right?" He whispered to Jimbo, slightly confused. Jimbo glared at him. Lincoln lightly scratched under his chin. "Hey, calm down. Good boy, good boy." Jimbo bit his hand. Even though he was undead this was a bit much for him to handle. Suddenly a purple blur dropped down from the trees above and stabbed the zombie president with a plastic fork. Oh boy.

"Snack." Craig mumbled, holding out a biscuit. Jimbo stared at it before hesitantly accepting the peace offering. "STOP BEFRIENDING MY MURDER BUDDY!" Lincoln screeched.
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita SarcasticBean70 said…
“Hey, Guys! I found the-”started Lilith, holding a small card, before glancing to the scene in front of them, “Agh, forget it.” Lilith walked towards her ‘teammates.’ Lilith passed the strange battle between Craig and Lincoln, while Jimbo was watching the fight and eating a biscuit? Lilith shrugged as she saw Nator and Vitz having a flirt-off? She wasn’t too sure. While, Nibs was trying to get Vitz away from the situation.
“Might as well,” sighed Lilith, walking over to help Craig kill Lincoln, grabbing her spare knife from her pocket.
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita TheAlienWalrus said…
"Ah! Weapon!" Nator observed pointing his gun at Lilith, "Put down yer weapon! Don't threaten Lincoln, he's a goddamned national hero!"
"Lilith help me get Vitz to stop wanting to sleep with papa smurf," Nibs said still fruitlessly pulling at Vitz.
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita SarcasticBean70 said…
“Firstly, Get that gun out of my face,” said Lilith, moving away from Nator, “Secondly, Vitz, this guy is trying to CAPTURE US and who the hell cares if he has 34 freckles! Thirdly, I don’t care if he’s a national hero or your grandpa, he’s going to be dead, again, in thirty seconds.” As, Lilith was jogging towards Craig, who had been pinned against the ground by Lincoln with Jimbo watching with excitement.
*BLAST*
Lilith got up from the ground and turned to face Nator.
“I'm going to enjoy this!” said Lilith, smirking, while cracking her knuckles, facing to fight Nator.
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zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita J-slice said…
"Jimbo, I've got the weird purple boy, get the rope!" Lincoln yelled, pushing him down with his gross decaying body. Jimbo glanced from his owner back to the nice man who gave him a cookie. This was a tough scenario. He hummed in thoughtful consideration before pulling out a coin from his pocket and giving it a solid flip with his thumb. Craig struggled, kind of, it was more like watching a fish trying to make its way back to water. OKAY IT WAS FAIRLY PATHETIC, BUT A+ FOR EFFORT.
The coin landed on the back of his hand. "Tails." Jimbo looked like he was going to cry.
Lincoln scowled, "Hurry up and help me, idiot!"
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita Albino_Scone said…
(New pic of alien self since my account is still freakin suspended)
 (New pic of alien self since my account is still freakin suspended)
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita Albino_Scone said…
"Aaaalright, it's been a pleasure, but our mother is waiting, so we best be going, do I get a kiss goodbye?" Vitz winked at Nator, making a hurry up and move motion behind his back to his friends.
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita bIackparade said…
Name:Flip Mirmeld Wiitcleu

Human-ised name: Marmalade Wieclaw

Nickname: Marmo, Fruit Loop, Frog kid

Galaxy -This has been left intentionally blank for confidential purposes- number: 42069
Family: 6 brothers (Slip, Clip, Zip, Snip, Rip, Trip)

Hobbies: Eating, hacking shit

Star sign: Ariesagittariuscorpiaquaritauruvirgibrapis­cec­apr­ico­can­cer­

- Human appearance –

Eye colour: Gray

Skin colour: pale

Amount of freckles on your body (exact number): 15

Blood type: yes

Scars: 1 on knee

Markings: none

Hair length (in centimeters, exact): 16.3 cm

Hair colour: Light brown

Skin colour: pale

How long are your nails: Short?

Eye colour: Gray

What makes your pupils dilate: Chicken nuggets

Lip colour: pale pink

Height: 5"0

Weight: Uh, thin

Body shape: Rectangle

Build: average

Jaw line: Could cut an apple (p strong)

-Teeth-

Colour of teeth: Off-white

How many teeth do you have: 38

Are your teeth straight or crooked: Straight

Overbite, yay or nay: Nay

Gaps: None

-Personality-

Dog or cat: Frog

Sense of humour: Everything

One major fear: Heights

One stupid fear: Pickled fruit

Best traits: Craigslist

Worst traits: Spontaneous, eats too much, lazy

What attracts them to other beings: Do they have chicken nuggets?

Sexuality: Nuggetsexual

If in a zombie apocalypse, which celebrity would you kidnap: Andy Biersack

Which is your favourite American president: Brendon Urie

Which is your least favourite amierican president: Tromp

What do you believe the government is hiding: Ryden is real

Selfish or selfless: Depends

You are about to die, what are your last words: Would you like fries with that?

Extra: Has about 10 pet frogs

Pic of human self:
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 Name:Flip Mirmeld Wiitcleu Human-ised name: jem, jamu ya machungwa Wieclaw Nickname: Marmo, matunda Loop, Frog
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita bIackparade said…
Alien self:
 Alien self:
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita TheAlienWalrus said…
"Y'all most certainly ain't getting no kisses!" Nator said wildly swinging his gun trying to get an eye on each of the targets, "Y'all are gettin' a slap on yer wrist and a cell at a NASA black site."
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"Vitz c'mon lets go!" Nibs said letting go of his friend and moving away from the two NASA agents, moving on all fours and acting in his natural animalistic ways.
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zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita bIackparade said…
Marmalade looked on at whatever the hell was going on in front of her and reached for another fry. The bag she was holding was greasy and was stuffed with potatoes to the brim. "Does anyone want some fries?" She called. "I really need something to do over here."