Today, in my english class we spent a good twenty dakika to pronounce the word facetious. Finally a girl in my class alisema "Wow, thats a mouthful!" I swear to god I hear my 60 mwaka old teacher mutter "thats what she said." Made my MONTH. MLIA.
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Do wewe like bananas? EVERYBODY likes bananas! If it weren't for the mystical banana, ndizi of mysteries, we wouldn't have any radios au toothpaste! PRAISE THE ALMIGHTY BANANA!!! And don't forget to drink your llama milk!
Never insert chupi, underpants into a toaster. No good things come from it. I have much experience with this.
Two dinosaurs were sitting on an island when they saw Noah's ark pass by. One looks at the other and says, "Oh shit! That was today?!"
If apple made an iTouch for kids, it would be called iTouch Kids.