How bila mpangilio are u?

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The sky was machungwa, chungwa yesterday. I took my bow and arrow and shot the clouds. Then it rained upinde wa mvua colored chokoleti bars and my sister went mad because there wasn't any cake and I ate the last piece of her speshalz home-made cake then my girlfriend shot her and then she was better and we turned into zombies, ate some Twinkies, and lived happily-freaking-after.
... then I raped a cow.

And that's just the beginning.

When the upinde wa mvua chocolates melted we took the raped cows and went swimming in it and joined the upinde wa mvua community because we're sexy like that. Then detective L found out that Light WASN'T Kira after all because my sister's name is Keira and she has a black notebook. Mello came along to eat the upinde wa mvua chokoleti then got raped kwa my cousin. Then she got pecked kwa a blue chicken.
In other words, yesterday was pretty normal.

what? really? no...YOU DID! WHY DID wewe EAT MY HORSEY, REBBECCA! CURSE YOU!!!!! YAHHH! REBBECCA IS DEAD! PARTY! CURSE YOU!! wewe KILLED REBBECCA! WHY? YES! I'M SO HAPPY! wewe KILLED REBBECCA! WHAT??????????????????YOU ATE Fred TOO? DAMN YOU! ALRIGHT! wewe ATE FRED! YEAH! I WILL KILL wewe FOR KILLIN Fred AND REBBECCA, MY BEST FRIENDS! *stabs wewe with a piece of dust* TAKE THAT! REBBECCA AND Fred ARE MY 123 ABC ENEMIES! wewe ATE MY HOUSE TOO? YEAH! KILL YOU! AND HAVE A PARTY! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! DAMN wewe FOR EATING! KEEP EATING! IT IS GREAT! AS YOUR PUNISHMENT, wewe MUST TRY TO CATCH THE DOTS!

heres a true story..you see iwas walking through a rainforest and then i saw..a coww a purple cow and it meowed at me!! i like picklews and then i ohh guess what yesterday i saw a unicorn!!! my best freiends like oranges bcause they can talk and i make no sence so if i anyone tells meim confused what nevermibfd i dont know what im uandishi this is supposed tro be bila mpangilio and yes it is so u cant say it isnt and dill pickles are invading the sky so watch out i like butterflies

Not bila mpangilio at all. I was done being 'random' when I was 11.

moo, i am a fish

Me: I'm not really that rando- PIKACHU!!! I THOUGHT I TOLD U TO PUT AWAY THAT BAZZUCKA!!!
Pikachu: *points bazzucka*
Me: *starts dancing* ♪Can't touch this. Na na na na, na na, na. Can't touch this. Na na na na, na na, na na. HAMMA TIME♪
Pikachu: TT_TT Why do I even talk to her. *fires bazzooka*
Me: Gasp! wewe can tal-
*BOOOOOOOOMMMM*

Im bila mpangilio enough to jiunge this group.

- I was riding in the car with my dad, both silent for like 10 minutes. Then I asked him, "Hey dad, has there ever been a siku in your life when wewe didn't see a wall?"

- I've had a conversation for like 30 dakika about Pickletoids. (A mixture of a pickle and an altoid)

- I have a sign in my room that says "Insane Asylum."

- My cat's breath smells like cat food.

The nyasi is green but the - oo, Reeses... Phiscally fit I like to songesha it and eat chocolate..... I wish I had a..... Idk

I like bananas. Its karanga siagi jelly time karanga siagi jelly time!!!!!!!!

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh im chocobo hunting

I upendo wireless keyboards, but that was actually relevant to something, so I'm not very random.

I upendo candy!! Candy makes me hyper!! me+hyper=bad
bad makes my mommy and daddy mad..mad makes me cry..crying is sad..sad is!!!!>...........BUTTER

wet and sticky is icky sticky and wet makes mommy upset, and when mommy's upset *says in a dark voice* NO Body Is HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I like your beard
because wewe your upendo your upendo is my drug.
Your upendo your love
waves on swim so they hatein' on him.
wewe were designer shades just to hide your face.
A monkey at my banana! Give it back u stupid monkey. fine u can have it. *Yells* No i want it back now! *takes deep breaths*
Yes I'm a Dark blue.
He was like this and I was like that, then she was like no way and I was like whatever he's totally eating a sandwich, sandwichi

today started out pretty normal:i woke up at 2 am to hispanic at the disco on the radio.i got up to take the trash out in my underwear(cause that's how i sleep)but i tripped over the fishball and broke it and Fred samaki LXVII died so i fell asleep in the hall and woke up at 8 when my mom went to work(cause she works at 8:30 and we live half an saa away)and the trash was already taken out kwa my brother who has asthma.i got up and made a kibaniko, mashine ya kubanika mkate strudel which took 5 min to bake and half an saa to eat.but here's where it gets wierd:i saw a white light coming out the fridge door.i opened the fridge and was instantly transported to a room that was clear except for a chair and a message on it that said:if there is a room that has walls 8 feet thick and is underground,how do wewe get out?i looked up and there was no ceiling so i climbed up and got out and saw a bata horse named vertigo.i rode him into a town full of germans.that's the one european language i can't speak and none of them can speak english,but one of them can speak freanch so i told him what was wrong and he raised me as his child until i was 78 and full grown and went to the moon because people turned that into a fake earth and i met a nice man and settled down and had 8 kids named flalala.and then it turned noon and i hadta go to shool.and while i was gone my brother had an asthma attack and died...oh and then i found five dollars.

POTATOES!!!!! wait your a cat? Wait bring your DS!!! NO NOT A MAD HOBO!!! lol im honestly too random

A lemon, limau peed on Miley Cyrus Yesterday! XD

That depends how much caffeine i have

Elmo likes bananas.. :)

Very :)

chokoleti rainbows.

very random...