whats the funniest pick up line wewe know?

Hey,i saw wewe on Facebook and i was wondering if wewe wanted to go to myspace and play with my yahoo.

I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

Baby wewe must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night!

Are wewe an overdue book? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you!

I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?

Can I even get a fake number?

Damn, I’m glad I’m not blind!

If I followed wewe home, would wewe keep me?

wewe look like my sekunde wife! And I’ve only been married once!

Do wewe believe in upendo at first site, au should I walk past wewe again?

If wewe were Sprite, I’d obey my thirst!

I Lost my number, can I have yours?

hujambo baby. Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m not a poet, but damn girl, you’re hot!

Can i get your picture to prove to all my Marafiki that angels really do exist?

Are wewe a dementor? Because wewe just took my breath away! (harry potter joke)

Are wewe black? Because wewe just aliiba my heart! (racist joke)

its gotta be:

are those space pants? because your punda is outta this world! ;]

Are wewe a parking ticket? (What?) wewe got fine written all over you.

Don't walk into that building -- the sprinklers might go off!

He: wewe look like my third wife. She: Oh, how many time have wewe been married? He: Twice.

Hey, Laura! (Big hug). I haven't seen wewe forEVER!! (huge kiss) Wow, you've really changed! (I'm not Laura) What? Oh my God, wewe even changed your name!

Those made me laugh

The funniest one i've heard...

hujambo baby, do wewe have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants!

XD

Are wewe from Tenesse? cuz your the only 10 I see!

Baby, I'm a bad boy... but when i'm bad i'm good. wanna find out?

"way hujambo hey..." LOL