Are wewe a parking ticket? (What?) wewe got fine written all over you.
Don't walk into that building -- the sprinklers might go off!
He: wewe look like my third wife. She: Oh, how many time have wewe been married? He: Twice.
Hey, Laura! (Big hug). I haven't seen wewe forEVER!! (huge kiss) Wow, you've really changed! (I'm not Laura) What? Oh my God, wewe even changed your name!