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We've all heard about blonde jokes, but what about brunette jokes...?

I know a few one-liners:

What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.

What's a brunette's mating call?
"Has the blonde left yet?"

Why is the brunette considered an evil color?
When was the last time wewe saw a blonde witch?

What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
The invitation.

Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners?
So brunettes can remember them.

What do wewe call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
Invisible.

What goes screech-vroom, screech-vroom ?
A brunette driving through a flashing red light.

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Meant to be funny, not offending.
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It was. I'm a brunette, and the only reason it seems funny to wewe is because wewe AREN'T a brunette.
3nala posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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The only reason people find blonde jokes funny is because they're not blondes. It's a two way street.
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Guess what Hair is dead cells. AND it doesnt matter what kind of hair jokes there are its all in mild humor. We all need to calm down. ITS HAIR!!!! IM Part German I have too much hair. How's that?
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scarxtardis said:
I'm a brunette too! Tose ar efunny though XD redhead jokes now!
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3nala said:
Ok, I'm a brunette. I wish people would stop with ALL hair color jokes. It's immature and mean. Humor is not included when wewe tease someone about their hair. It may only seem like there's humor because wewe AREN'T a brunette. In fact, all brunettes kick ass.
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That's why I alisema it was meant to be funny, not mean. And brunettes find blonde jokes funny because they're not blonde. It's a two way street.
KateDenali posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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It isn't. I am brunette, and I think that any hair color joke au harassment is insulting.
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*an not and idiot.
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Persephone713 said:
Watch it sister. Im a Brunette.

We are also known for our sharp wit and wicked tempers.

Kidding, just look out.
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Watch it sister. Im a Brunette. We are also known for our sharp wit and wicked tempers. Kidding, just look out.
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I thought it was the red-heads with the terrible tembers? Lol. Well, I'm blonde, and I'm sick of all the blonde jokes. Therefore, I ilitumwa these that I found. I have red-head jokes too. :)
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Hey, Im a mixture of both usually. I have Blonde highlights. au right now my hair is redish-brownish kind of auburn.
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KatherinePierce said:
Yay! Some jokes not about blondes! As a fellow natural blonde, this pleases me :)
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^^^Same here. Blonde jokes tend to piss me off, I'm a natural blonde& actually have higher than average intellegence.
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CornChips said:
Cool. Not as funny as blonde jokes though.
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brunetteBETTY said:
I'm a brunette and I found them to be very funny. I was starting to think that blondes were getting all the good jokes. Good work :)
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