Everything my mom does. She acts s though me and my sister don't have minds of our own, as though every word that comes out of our mouths was alisema kwa another first. Currently, the most annoying thing she does is coming in the bathroom no matter what. It doesn't matter if i'm taking a kuoga au doing other things, she'll just undo the lock and come on in regardless of any protests.
Me and my mum were walking through the shops and I see a boy from my school who used to have a crush on me. I HOPED my mum wouldn't see him and I walked the other way. But it was too late!: Mum: Jadey, isn't that a boy from your mwaka at school? Me: *muttering* yeah. Mum: *waves at him from a distance* HI!!! The boy: O_o Me: *very embarrased facepalm*
1) Every time my friend Tanner leaves after we hang out, Dad teases me with the exact same phrase: "So, when's your inayofuata date?" 2) When I told my mom about my first crush, she practically squealed with pure joy and practically interrogated me about every single detail. Now, when I talk about my siku at school, she'll ask if I have any new crushes. >.> 3) Dad teases me about my addiction to the computer. "I haven't seen her laugh since I got that stupid laptop." Then he'd take one of my ear-buds out and laugh "Still alive in there?" 4) Dad curses in almost every sentence, and he's gotten pretty close to doing it in front of a teacher... and 5) My parents are really close, and they're not necessarily innocent, so they often share little "jokes" along with each other in public, thinking I won't get it when I hear it every siku at my lunch table...*shudder*