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do wewe have any chuck norris jokes?

 chattycandy posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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tellymaster said:
Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
Chuck Norris can fry ants with a magnifying glass at NIGHT.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in three moves.
Chuck Norris can lick his elbow.
Chuck Norris beat the sun at a starring contest.
Chuck Norris can clap with one hand.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.
Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger kwa yelling, "Bang!"
Chuck Norris counted to infinity TWICE.
Chuck Norris can strangle wewe with a cordless phone.
Chuck Norris can futa the recycling bin.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 dakika to watch 60 minutes.
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effing hillarious
I_DONT-KNOW posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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lol
chattycandy posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
starfire5555 said:
no...
But here is a joke my brother told me
when the boogy man goes to sleep he checks under his kitanda for chuck norris
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nice
chattycandy posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
MrOrange16 said:
Type "find Chuck Norris" in the Google tafuta bar.
Then, click "I'm Feeling Lucky".

I don't know if this would count as a Chuck Norris joke, though....
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