Funny Letter Maker

Dear Eva,
I don't really know how to tell wewe this, but You're a leprechaun. I think I realized it When your dog humped my leg At the mental hospital and I saw wewe Drive over Your "My Little Pony" collection. I'm sure you're Cowardly enough to understand How awful wewe are. I'm returning The kitanda cushions to you, but I'll keep Your neighbors dog as a memory. wewe should also know that I Get sick when I think of your feet and Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird.
Go maziwa a cow
Elli

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xDDD

Dear Spencer,
I don't really know how to tell wewe this, but you're a leprechaun. I think I realized it when I tripped on karanga siagi in your car and I saw wewe pull the clothes off the Catholic Priest.
I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that your driving sucks. I'm returning the kitanda cushions to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. wewe should also know that I never will forget that night and the apartment building is on fire.Go maziwa a cow,
Tess

dear Louisa
I don't really know how to tell wewe this, but our romance is over
I think I realized it When your dog humped my leg At the mental hospital.
and I saw wewe hit on my boyfriend.
I'm sure you're sterile enough to understand How awful wewe are.
I'm returning Your upendo letters to me to you, but I'll keep Your glass eye as a memory.
wewe should also know that I Hate your cooking and wewe ruined my attempts at another world war.
Go drown yourself!

Dear Freddy,
I don't really know how to tell wewe this, but the upinde wa mvua hedgehogs want to destroy you. I think I realized it when wewe smacked my punda in your apartment and I saw wewe pull the clothes off the catholic priest. I'm sure you're open enough to understand that wewe need a sex change. I'm returning the kitanda cushions to you, but I'll keep your mom as a memory. wewe should also know that I im scratching my but as wewe read this and go maziwa a cow.

Dear leah,
I don't really know how to tell wewe this, but Our romance is over. I think I realized it Last mwaka when wewe peed your pants At the mental hospital
and I saw wewe Hit on Your "My Little Pony" collection. I'm sure you're shamed enough to understand That wewe need a sex-change. I'm returning Your upendo letters to me to you, but I'll keep Your virginity as a memory. wewe should also know that I am better off without wewe and I'm scratching my butt as wewe read this.
Best of luck on the sex change
ami

dear the voices in my head
I don't really know how to tell wewe this, but I'm in upendo with your cat. I think I realized it Last mwaka when wewe peed your pants At the Elton John tamasha and I saw wewe Carve your initials into My salt-beef bucket. I'm sure you're Scarred enough to understand That your driving sucks. I'm returning The kitanda cushions to you, but I'll keep Your neighbors dog as a memory. wewe should also know that I upendo your sweet, sweet @$$ and The apartment building is on fire.

Dear,Mom (XDD Oh lord)
I don't really know how to tell wewe this, but The mafia wants you. I think I realized it When we skinny dipped in the bathtub At the mental hospital and I saw wewe Sit on Your "My Little Pony" collection. I'm sure you're Middle-class enough to understand That your driving sucks. I'm returning The kitanda cushions to you, but I'll keep Your virginity as a memory. wewe should also know that I am better off without wewe and wewe ruined my attempts at another world war.
Best of luck on the sex change,
Aydan :3

Dear Jeff,
I don't really know how to tell wewe this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when your dog humped my leg under a mitaani, mtaa light and I saw wewe hit on the Catholic Priest. I'm sure you're high enough to understand that wewe need a sex-change. I'm returning your pet rock to you, but I'll keep your neighbors dog as a memory. wewe should also know that I will try to forget that wewe broke my moyo and your cucumber-fetishism is weird.
Best of luck on the sex change

Dear Mother, I don't really know how to tell wewe this, but I'm in upendo with your cat I think I realized it When wewe put cuffs on me Outside of your office, and i saw wewe Drive over The Catholic Priest. I'm sure you're a Cowardly enough to understand That your driving sucks. I am returning Your toe ring to you, but i'll keep Your neighbors dog as a memory. wewe should also know that I Get sick when I think of your feet and wewe should stop picking your nose.

upendo always

Rosel

Dear My weird friend
I don't really know how to tell wewe this, but The mafia wants wewe I think I realized it When your dwarf bit me Outside of your office and I saw wewe Hit on My illegitimate child in Ghana . I'm sure you're Sterile enough to understand That I get turned on only kwa garbage men. I'm returning Your toe ring to you, but I'll keep Your credit cards as a memory. wewe should also know that I Mocked wewe behind your back constantly and wewe ruined my attempts at another world war.
Go maziwa a cow

Dear Mom,
I don't really know how to tell wewe this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when your dwarf bit me in your car and I saw wewe castrate the tembo in the corner. I'm sure you're masochistic enough to understand that your driving sucks. I'm returning your toe ring to you, but I'll keep your neighbour's dog as a memory. wewe should also know that I told my psychiatrist about the bruises and wewe should stop picking your nose.
Go maziwa a cow.

OMG, she has a romance with me? O_O
*is in double shock and faints*

Dear Jaden,
I don't really know how to tell wewe this, but the upinde wa mvua hedgehogs want to destroy you. I think I realized it when we skinny dipped in the bathtub at the mental hospital and I saw wewe pull the clothes off my illegitimate child in Ghana. I'm sure you're high enough to understand the middle-east is planning their revenge on wewe . I'm returning your toe ring to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory. wewe should also know that I upendo your sweet, sweet punda and wewe ruined my attempts at another world war.
Please, don't lick my inner thighs anymore
Ivan

Dear Dominick,
I don't really know how to tell wewe this, but I dislike your eyelashes. I think I realized it When I saw the purple monkey At the Elton John tamasha and I saw wewe sit on My salt-beef bucket. I'm sure you're sterile enough to understand That I may pee my pants. I'm returning the kitanda cushions to you, but I'll keep The results of that blood-sample as a memory. wewe should also know that I Told in my confession today about the moose poaching and I upendo Oprah.
Please, don't lick my inner thighs anymore,
Ass-Kicker

Dear Austin,
I don't really know how to tell wewe this, but our socks don't match. I think I realized it when I quoted Forrest Gump in your car and I saw wewe carve your initials into your "My Little Pony" collection. I'm sure you're masochistic enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning your toe ring to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. wewe should also know that I upendo your sweet, sweet punda and I upendo Oprah.
Please, don't lick my inner thighs anymore.
Taylor-Rae

mine : dear harry i dont really know how to tell wewe this but your a leprechaun , i think i realised it when we skinny dripped in the bath tub , at the mental hospital . And i saw wewe drive over the tembo in the corner , i'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that santa doesn't exist . im returning the pictures from vegas to wewe , but i'll keep the results of the blood-sample as a memory . wewe should also know that i upendo your sweet sweet punda . And wewe should stop picking your nose . go maziwa a cow,
crona .





some person i met : dear nathan i dont really know how to tell wewe this but our socks dont match . i think i realised it when we skinny dripped in the bathtub at the mental hospital and i saw wewe sit on your my little gppony, pony collection , im sure you're open enough to understand how awful wewe are , im returning the pictures from vegas to wewe , but i'll keep wewe picha with the moostace drawn on it as a memory . wewe should also know that i upendo your sweet sweet punda . and wewe ruined my attempts at another world war , please dont hurt me,
chloe .

what?

Dear Journee,

I don't really know how to tell wewe this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when I finally changed my underwear in a clown suit and I saw wewe put whipped cream on the tembo in the corner. I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand That I get turned on only kwa garbage men. I'm returning your car to you, but I'll keep your glass eye as a memory. wewe should also know that I told in my confession today about the moose poaching and I have a passionate interest for mice.
Go maziwa a cow,
Panda-Hero

to much complining