QUOTESSSS!!!!

"I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that wewe can learn to let go, things go wrong so that wewe appreciate them when they're right, wewe believe lies so wewe eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together."
— Marilyn Monroe

I ♥ nukuu so here are some of my favorites, there's alot...

"My dreams used to be in my head, if I open my eyes, they'll disappear. now though, when I open my eyes, they're still here. My mashabiki don't upendo me because I'm successful, I'm successful because they upendo me" - Cody Simpson

"Dealing with backstabbers there's only one thing I've learned. They're only powerful when wewe got your back turned"-Eminem

"You know sometimes life brings complications and some hardships, but wewe know, it's how we deal with them that counts. And I know each and every single one of wewe in this audience tonight has been through a hard time in your life before, right? I know that each and every one of wewe has felt like wewe couldn't go on. But then wewe found hope. There's always some way to find hope. Remember that." - Nick Jonas

“True Marafiki are like diamonds, precious and rare. False Marafiki are like leaves, found everywhere.” -Christian Beadles

“Why do we think about the problems of tomorrow when we should think of the gifts of today.” -Prince Michael Jackson

"Teenagers are stupid these days." — Abraham Lincoln


And that's why they call him "Honest Abe" (not the Simpson, the lincoln one).

" true upendo never dies, it only gets stronger with time "

"We know what we do, whe know why we do what we do, but we don't know what what we do does."
Kind of confusing, I know.

The stability of your mental sanity is a matter that concerns me greatly... I just called wewe stupid with big words!!!

feelings r not protected in the bill of rights. nor are they protected in the constitution au in the supreme court. we live in an age now where, somehow, words hurt. words can't hurt u. but zutara, the pen is mightier then the sword, have u ever heard that?! of course i've heard that, but then i found out that the dude with a pen wrote it. of course he thinks he has the power. if u think a pen is mightier then a sword, then come over here and bring your pen. i'll get my sword and we'll fight, and when i stab u, i'll take your fuckin' pen and write bitch, kahaba on your back, how's that?

THEY R TRYING 2 DRIVE ME SAIN!!! BUT I WILL NOT LET THEM!!!!

here, we have the death penalty and we....USE IT! if u come here and kill someone, we will kill u back. there, how's that? some states r trying 2 abollish the death penalty....my state's puttin' in an express lane. if 3 au zaidi people saw u do what u did, u don't sit on death row for 50 years, Jack, u go straight 2 the fround of the line.

i reject your reallity & substitute my own. the 1st thing 2 therapy, realize everyone else is nutty, and u r the only sane one.

any friend of the failer's no friend of mine. if it doesn't thrill u it doesn't matter any zaidi

A crowded mitaani, mtaa can be a quiet place when you're walkin' kwa your self. A lesson learned, speak outta' turn, i bite my tounge it bleeds.

Youth ages and Immaturity is outgrown, Ignorance can be educated and Drunkenness sobered, but STUPID lasts forever.

Nemo me impune lacessit!(no one can attack me without being punished) i have measured out my life with coffie spoons

the moral of the story is that, i got no choice...i must not chase the boys. now i'm trapped between the devil and the angal that i used to be.

And if I ask permission if I make sure it's ok, I promise I won't slip up this time, wewe can Trust me.

But never take advice from someone who just admitted to being devious and just confessed to Treason.

I would also never ask a swali that I cannot ask myself for it might dirty up your Conscience.

it's just a state of affection. just need something to cure the infection. i don't wanna be a misconseption.

DEE DEE DEEE!! ... ... ... ...look, i don't make fun of people that were born retarded. i make fun of people that r born...and r NOW retarded!

No,please don't eat me. I have a wife and kids,eat them. - Homer

"Press any key to continue, where's the any key?" - Homer

Oh, man! We killed Mr. Burns! Mr. Burns is gonna be so mad! - Homer

Oh, yeah, what are wewe gonna do? Release the dogs? au the bees? au the mbwa with bees in their mouth and when they bark, they shoot bees at you? - Homer

I upendo Simpson

"Shoot for the moon. Even if wewe miss, you'll land among the stars."

"When life gives wewe lemons, make machungwa, chungwa juisi and leave the world wondering how."

"Yo mama."