bila mpangilio

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Tell ur best yo momma joke

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mine is yo momma's so fat when she the yellow school bus she alisema theres my twinkie!
xoPixie-Popxo posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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Most of the joke tellers don't know how to spell... Just saying.
Hinata-Snow posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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PaisleyPark said:
There is no "best" one.


They're all unfunny.
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posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita 
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and mean, best answer
IceSoul34 posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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VBA <3
lolibarbie posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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Correction, wewe find them unfunny. I don't. LOL, it's been 3 months already?? Man, I'm bored out of my mind.
Bond_Of_Fury posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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LunaShay said:
Yo mamma so fat,when god said"Let there be light"he asked her to songesha her fat ass.
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*sniff* that hurt...
Bond_Of_Fury posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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That is cruel!!!
alexthedog posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
ilovecookies said:
yo mama's so fat when she rides her beetle (car) and she farts it goes faster
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Eww?
alexthedog posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
numba1MJfan said:
dont get me started i have so much .................1.yo mama so fat not even dora could explore her 2.yo mama so hairy even her nipples have afros 3.yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck 4.yo mama so hairy u got a rug burn comin out of her 5.yo mama so poor she aliiba free mkate 6.yo mama so dumb she put 2 quaters in her ears and sadi sh was listening tom 50 cent 7.yo mama so poor when someone farted in her house the cockroches said"clap yo hands stomp yo feet thank the lord that we got heat" 8. yo mama so fat she sat on the toliet and it said"a,b,c,d,e,f,g get this fat bitch, kahaba off of me..............thats all for now but i got so many more.just ask ill tell em
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lol these r great!!!
fangs286 posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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hahahha thnx like i alisema i got a hole lot zaidi
numba1MJfan posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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8 and 7. LMAO XD
demonthief posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
snusnu13 said:
yo momma is so so stupid she tried to put her m&ms in alphabetical order.
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ahaha thats a gd 1
runofan1 posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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XD
Goldilottes posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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lol!!
GaGaBoi posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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Isn't that a blonde one?
alexthedog posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
vvfrankie said:
yo momma so skinny she uses a frootloop for
a hulahoop
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i thought it was a cheerio....
xoPixie-Popxo posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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Does it matter? It's just circular shaped cereal.
PaisleyPark posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
xxemogirl101xx said:
yo mama so............ weell damn i dont know your mama so its kinda hard to talk about him
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yea i know i sid him but i meant to say it
xxemogirl101xx posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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oooooooooo!
xoPixie-Popxo posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
runofan1 said:
yo momma so stupid she had to climb over a glass ukuta to see what was on the other side!!
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that was a good one!:)
xoPixie-Popxo posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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haha
fangs286 posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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Great one!
alexthedog posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
adultswimperson said:
Yo mamas so fat she slumps down in a roller coaster kiti, kiti cha and the kiti, kiti cha belts can't save her, only her fat chin would prevent her from falling out.
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posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita 
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lol bila mpangilio XD gd one
Goldilottes posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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@Goldilottes, Lol.
adultswimperson posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Sonicishot said:
Yo mamma's so fat that hen she sat on a game cube, it turned into a gameboy.
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hahaha yo mama so fat she sat on the ipod and the ipad was invented
numba1MJfan posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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Ikr?? lolz
Sonicishot posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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XDDD iPad
Goldilottes posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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Lol, iPad. She flattened that thing!
alexthedog posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Bond_Of_Fury said:
Yo momma is so dumb, she thinks taco kengele is a telephone company.
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posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita 
fangs286 said:
Your mama is so stupid she put paper on the televisheni and called it paper view
Your mama is so stupid she got locked in a mattress store and sleep on the floor


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Lol at the #2 xD!
RoohWinchester posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Insane4ever said:
Lets see....oh.....yo mamas so fat when people see her they yell oh canada........xD idk its funny 2 me
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posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita 
oJdelight56 said:
yo momma's so ugly that when Bob the Builder saw her he alisema I can't fix that.
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XD
sugarsweet076 posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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XD
alexthedog posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
ambers1999 said:
yo mama soooo stuip when she walked in to wallgreens she said: "hey these walls aint green
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cookiehead101 said:
yo mama so nasty she has 2 creep up on bath water
yo mama so ghetto when she breast feeds u kool aid comes out
yo mama so stupid she stuck batteries up her butt n sang i got the power
yo mama so ugly when u went 2 the zoo with her the zookeeper alisema great u brought her back
yo mama so ugly she turns medusa 2 stone
yo mama so fat u ran around her once twice then the third time u got lost
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CourtneyFan17 said:
I really hate these but....

Yo momma so fat, when she stepped on the weight scale she said, "Ooh that's my phone number!"
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posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita 
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Looool xD
RoohWinchester posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
peterslover said:
yo mama is so fat that when she jumped in the air she got stuck!
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posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita 
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xD
-sapherequeen- posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
-sapherequeen- said:
This is probably bad, but okay....

Your momma is like a corvette. Every man gets a free ride. :)
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posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita 
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oooooo snap! XD lol
demonthief posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
NoahFanNumber1 said:
Yo mama so old, When she farted dust came out!

Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!

Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate says muda wake umeisha on it.

Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.

Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

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demonthief said:
yo mamma so fat she has her own gravitational pull.
yo mamma so fat when she put on a red T-shirt the koolaid guy alisema "I Quit!"
yo mamma so fat when she stepped on a scale it alisema "to be continued..."
yo mamma so ugly she walked into a haunted house and came out with an job application. :)
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