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What's the weirdest compliment you've heard/been given?

 Diasasis posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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PUNKMUNK said:
K,so i was hangin out w/ my bff,ashleigh(ashley)& we were having a contest to see who had a biiger mouth kwa fitting giant tostitos chips in our mouths.(if wewe know wat kind im talking about,you know they're ENOOOOOUUUUURRRRMMMOUS!!!!!!!!!!
Me:*puts in whole chip*
Ashleigh:OMG!!you win!...you know,if i were to give a guy a blowjob,i could only fit like ,3 inches in!you could like,swallow a whole dick!!
Me:0.o WTF!!!!????
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Lolololololololololol
2dolphn97 posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
ChocolatyPuff said:
"Your brain is awesome!"
o.o
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Lol!
victoria7011 posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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LMAO,zombie alert
Princesskiara15 posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
shelb18 said:
Kid: "Your hair smells like strawberries."
Me: "Thanks...?"
/:-S
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lol
tanaluvsbieber posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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haha, why are wewe smelling my hair? awkward!
Diasasis posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
siory said:
ooohhh so wewe can look good.


i gave it to soem of my Marafiki on their farewell party our school has a uniform
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posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita 
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hahaha, my Marafiki and I upendo giving each other backhanded compliments
Diasasis posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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lol
shelb18 posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
LuvWeezy7 said:
Phong-"Your Eyes." *pointing at me from the other side of the conveyor belt. "Bonita." [Means beautiful]

Me-"uh...thanks..." *Trying to work*

Phong-"I Like." *cute Asian smile* lmao.

It was zaidi like the weirdest time to give me that compliment. He actually gave me that compliment about three zaidi times in the same week all at inconvenient times. lmao. <3
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alice0102 said:
once a boy told me:
wewe are short,cute, so sweet and have great lips
well it doesn't sound weird but it seemed to me when i heard it;)


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-sapherequeen- said:
"You're pretty."


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victoria7011 said:
wewe are like a lemon.You can leave it too long and it will go uchungu, chungu but if eat it up straight away it will be delicious!

Weird!
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oh wow, that's awkward!
Diasasis posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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I knw.:S
victoria7011 posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
emilyroxx said:
"Oh wow, wewe look pretty from a distance."
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like
LuvWeezy7 posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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O.O
zanesaaomgfan posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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ooooh, backhanded compliment
Diasasis posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
demonthief said:
"u look good in preppy make-up" *shudders* never letting my cousin dress me up EVER AGAIN! *growls*
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EmzLovesCheryl said:
Hmm. I can remember a hivi karibuni conversation which was meant to be a compliment towards me but was a tad strange. I've got it saved in my Facebook kasha pokezi somewhere, I'll find it....

here it is!


Girl: You're like a star, aren't you? wewe know, because you're so kind.

Me: Aww, thankyou! But that's wewe hun.

Girl: Nahh. I mean you're extra kind! Everyone loves you! Except the jealous ones... Actually, no! You're better than a star, you're Jesus! Yes! Everyone loved Jesus, except the people who were jealous of him, right?

Me: Um, thanks, if wewe say so...

Girl: I do. Yeah, you're like the reincarnation of Jesus Emily! Oh my God why didn't I notice it before! wewe even look like the guy!

Me: How the fuck do wewe know what Jesus looks like!

Girl: Don't swear, that makes wewe less like Jesus. No, I'm seriously excited, I actually think you're Jesus, I'm Marafiki with Jesus!

Me: Um, *name*, are wewe ok? I thought it was a compliment at first, but are wewe saying I have facial hair?!

Girl: Noo. I don't mean wewe look like a man, I mean your facial features look like Jesus's. Don't worry, he was attractive. Actually that reminds me, me and *name* were saying how much wewe looked like Michael Jackson the other day, and it's true! You're so lucky!

Me: Why are to telling me this?! I thought wewe were my friend? :D

Girl: What the hell are wewe on about? You're the luckiest person in the world! You're Jesus, Michael Jackson, and Emily all in one! And wewe don't even realize how lucky wewe are, do you? It's not fair. :(

Me: Are wewe being sarcastic?

Girl: Wtf? No!

Me: So...you really believe that I'm the reincarnation of Jesus and you're jealous of the fact that I look like a man? o_O

Girl: You've got it wrong. But yes, I do believe that, and I am jealous. Like I said, you're special in this world Em, I wish I was special. Why can't I be the reincarnation of Mary? :(

Me: *name*, I think you'd better go and lie down...

Girl: Whatever. Bye. *signs off*.

Me: o_O

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Lol ok than....
2dolphn97 posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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Weird....XD
CourtneyFan17 posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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^more awkward when you're the one talking to them...
EmzLovesCheryl posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
zanesaaomgfan said:
You're so quiet, it's cool.

?_?
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KrazyVampy18 said:
Friend- "I've never told wewe this before but..."
Me- *looks up from book* "What?"
Friend- "I'm jealous of your butt. It's like all round and mine...is the side of a card board box."
Me- 0.o

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Lolololololololololol
2dolphn97 posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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lol
XxEmolovexX posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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look on the bright side at least it's a friend that alisema it and not a stranger
Diasasis posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
PaisleyPark said:
"You have nice feet."


...?
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haha thats weird
iamagagamonster posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
NomyCake said:
"I like your toes!"

.......... >____>
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.................
Diasasis posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
tanaluvsbieber said:
boy:"you have a nice nose"
me:"thanks"
AKWARD
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they can't just say your pretty can they, boys...
Diasasis posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Naiya_27 said:
My friend came up to me and said,"I like your butt."
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posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita 
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at least your Marafiki don't touch your butt
Diasasis posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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yea they do, almost everybody touches everybody's butt in my skool...but the weird part was dat she's a girl.
Naiya_27 posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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okay that's aliitle uncomfortable
Diasasis posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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yea but it doesn't mean anything, depending on who it is. when she alisema it, she meant that she wanted a butt like mine lol
Naiya_27 posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Princesskiara15 said:
when i was 13 i was with this boy and he said"your pretty,how old are you"and i said"13" and he said"really?you look like your 17" and i was like o_o...ok
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Blazingstar said:
Kid: I like your undies!
Me:(pulls up pants and makes a mental note to buy a belt)umm....thanks I think?
Kid:(smiles runs to mom and tells her about my hello kitty panties)
It was so awkward
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haha. nice.
x-menobsessed26 posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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Lolol
2dolphn97 posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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LOLOLOLOL
XxEmolovexX posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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xD
laura199627 posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
humpreyfan said:
my wierdest complement was your cute cause wewe remind me of my cousin....WTF?
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hahaha, there's just no response to that is there?
Diasasis posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Duncan-superfan said:
"You're hot." ._.
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posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita 
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"thanks but I like to think I'm beautiful."
Diasasis posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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Okay..? xD
Duncan-superfan posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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that's the response I give to people who say that
Diasasis posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Puffedwarrior said:
Friend:"Wow! Ashley, your boobs are growing!"
Me: "No crap, I'm fourteen."

My friend told me that :P Weird.
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haha. My Marafiki have alisema that too me, and I usually say, "What the heck are wewe looking there for?!" and they all shut up.
x-menobsessed26 posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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Ha XD good point.
Puffedwarrior posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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Mine wont stop! :) hahaha i have huge ones (no really, guys tell me this everyday) and the wont stop rapidly growing. My Marafiki get annoyed at me. Its funny.
lemon1110 posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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lolz XDD
Puffedwarrior posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
x-menobsessed26 said:
You're so smart, wewe make dumb people look dumb.

WTF? Does that mean I'm so pretty I make ugly people look ugly? That dude needs to go back to pre-school and pass the colors test.
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Gothheart13 said:
Person unknown:You have a big butt and a big noes!
ME:HEY SHUT UP!
Person unknown:Are wewe 16!?
ME:No im 13 *Walks away*
person unknown:*Yells* ok bye!
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posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita 
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was this person drunk? It sounds like something only a drunk person would say
Diasasis posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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I dont know but i know its a perv
Gothheart13 posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
CourtneyFan17 said:
Boy: "You gotta nice set of boobies there."

Me: "Thank you..." *goes to file a restraining order*

I actually did but he can only stay 6 feet away from me. :L
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Omg that's all the guys @ my skool! It's just nasty!!!!
2dolphn97 posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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I know right? Guys these days...and he was only twelve!
CourtneyFan17 posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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Yeah I'm not surprised...... 1 time I was absent and this dude went up to ne friend and alisema hujambo wheres saphire I wanna stairs @ her big boobs and I just now herd about this and I'm like wtf!!!!!!
2dolphn97 posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
2dolphn97 said:
Ok this really isn't a compliment but it was wierd.
Ok so a guy ik moves his hand to go around me sort of here is what happened.
Me: U wanna lose that hand
Luke: u wanna lose ur virginity
Me: *shudders* And I slapped him ad walked away the end.... Is that a compliment?
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O___________________O wtf?
XxEmolovexX posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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Ikr!!!!! He scares me
2dolphn97 posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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He's wierd...
2dolphn97 posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
iamagagamonster said:
Hays: I'm so flat, I wish I had boobs like wewe [me] and Salazar [I'm only sayin the last names of my friends]

Me: Ummmm...

B. [idk how to spell it]: Ikr! I upendo your boobs!

Me: Should I be thanked?

Salazar: Yea.. that's what I'm thinking

Hays: Well I'm just saying wewe have nice boobs.

Me: Ummm, thank... you??

Mom: Girls.. what are wewe talking about??
._. weirdest conversation and complement
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lol
XxEmolovexX posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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Why do Marafiki always have to talk about each others boobs, stop look at my boobs
Diasasis posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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@ diasais, idk lol
iamagagamonster posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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O.o
coriann posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
lemon1110 said:
bila mpangilio 6th grader: OMG i upendo your hair! Not the style the color!
Me: Um... thanks.
(later that day)
Super mega hot 8th grader: You're so over exited and enegrized. that's hot.
Me:Hehehe thank you.

We flirted with each other for like ever that week. (He was a tecchie and i was in the show.) Good times.
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CMxJ2xKA_L0Ve said:
well it wasn't so much the compliment as it was how it was delivered...
I was sitting in a store, really bored, and this old black lady comes up to me and says "you are so beautiful! are wewe finished au are wewe on a break?"

LOL
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ok that is really funny!
lemon1110 posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
E_M_LoVeRFaN said:
Me: Nice ball, where'd wewe get it? Dick's sporting goods? *cracks up from own joke*
Paco (Yes, his name is Paco): How'd wewe know?
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O.o
coriann posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
michelle2015 said:
"I like your eyebrows, and your hair has swag."
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O.o eyebrows and hair?......okay *coughs* creep! *cough* *cough*
coriann posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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LOL! Na it was actually pretty funny! I think this guy was just nervous. :)
michelle2015 posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
x-Yumi-x3 said:
(Just noticed this is a mwaka old.)

Someone: Ohh my god wewe look like a little baby!!
Try to wear makeup.

Me: ...:I why thank you...

Me: *in band changing shirts*

Someone: Woah your boobs look way smaller than they are. Your boobs are awesome. How in and hell do wewe do that?

Me: Well I am a A..lol
Blame the bra not me, but thanks. xD?
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:P
coriann posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Happy_Aura39 said:
That I have a fat ass...at least I took it as a compliment
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lmao
coriann posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
coriann said:
lol, that im uncomfortably awesome, another one i got was that i was just straight out weird, but at least i think they meant it as a compliment :P
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panisepic said:
I get lots of weird ones.... one I always get are compliments about my eyes because they are yellow and blue, so from far away they look green but up close there different a hivi karibuni one I got was
Biology teacher: I really like that sweater
Me:ummm thanks?
(Silence)
Kid (looks at teacher): aww wewe just made it awkward
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wantadog said:
"If I were a homicidal maniac, I'd kill wewe quickly."
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hetalianstella said:
"You are baridi than a dog called bark!"
.......................................................................................what???
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unohana said:
i get a lot of compliments and this are the weridest ones
1.your hair smells like the ocean
me:huh?
2.nice ass
me:what the hell?!
3. wewe have big boobies!!
Me:what!!!??
This are only some
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Makeupdiva said:
Well, when I was about 15 years old, my ex-best friend's counsellor told me I had big cow eyes. And I was like what? I thought it was like some kind of insult but it actually meant that they were big and beautiful.

And if I remember correctly, an old friend of my sister's who was like 8 au 9 at the time and I was 16 I think, alisema to me 'You have big boobs.' This was a kid, I wasn't expecting something like that coming from a boy much less an 8 mwaka old kid. I guess he didn't get that they come in all different sizes.
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XD
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laura199627 said:
"You have nice legs" .___.
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