Post a bila mpangilio conversation you've had this week.!

Teacher:I think I just Lost my mind!
Me: No, wewe have just simply misplaced it. And, when wewe find your mind, wewe always remember where wewe had misplaced it. So, kwa makin a lot of mistakes and forgeting lot's of stuff, wewe make it so that there's no where else to misplace your mind, thus ending the mistakes. This is a logic lesson brought to wewe kwa J.T.C.A. inc. Learn it. upendo it. Live it.
Teacher:...

Okay so me and my Marafiki where sitting kwa the trampoline, and they where discussing bathing suits and I was like "Do monkeys have balls?" and they looked at me weird and was like "Well they have boobs so they gotta have balls." and I alisema "Yeah, I betcha they're hairy too." and everyone looks around and starts laughing..ahh it was a great time.

(A conversation with my Marafiki about an upcoming costume party at my school)

Tess: "We need to come up with costumes."
Addy: "I'LL BE A CROUTON"
Moi: "I'll be Joseph Stalin. All I have to do is get a fake moustache, wear a Soviet uniform, and stuff a mto down my shirt."
Everyone: 0_0

*talking with my sister in paris* (i.m. btw)

morgan:so how are things in geogia?

me: crappy all i did yesterday was go to a stupid carnival

morgan: !!!!! omg lucky!!!!!

me: no mom made me ride the stupid gppony, pony ride thing i hate it when she does that -.-

morgan: well did wewe do zaidi than ride ponies?

me: yeah try this: clowns get all up in your face and make wewe a stupid balloon animal so as soon as i got it i shoved it in his face and grabbed my pencil and popped it in his face!!!!


morgan: your so mean sierra

me: no wewe just need to grow up zaidi your 13 and well need i say more?

morgan: your not funny!!!! *offline*

lol it was hilarious!!! XD