What's the most bila mpangilio thing wewe au someone else has ever done (or said) in class? o.O

This kid in my class started imba Cee-Lo Green's Forget wewe and then got up, went to the corner of the room, and did push-ups until the teacher yelled at him. lol. True story.

I standed up and yelled "ok who aliiba my gun!!!" wewe should have seen the teacher (btw math teacher) she almost called the cops

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"ok wheres my heroin,i put it in this frog" (biology)

or

massive fight in the middle of the art class

my algebra teacher was uandishi an equation on the board and someone randomly burst out laughing out of no where at NOTHING and alisema "HA! WOOO!!! that is TOO funny man!" everyone stared at him for 5 minutes. xD and then he stopped his fake laugh and alisema "i like fried chicken" with no expression on his face....

I upendo that class...

Somebody alisema "Put the butcher on" ........

in math class someone jumped out of his kiti, kiti cha and gave his best friend a wedgy. the friend couldnt walk rite and had to got to the bathroom to pull his underwear out of his butt. good times

my buddy ....screamed :fuxxy loveeeeeee

"Mr. Macnabb, can I put my pants on now?"
^random student

. . .A guy started imba tht one song from brokencyde tht goes "lick my P**** up and down, back and forth" (Something like tht..,I think the songs 2 drunk 2 drive. . . )

Right before prayer in class when everyone goes quiet Tom a guy in my class yelled acward silence!!! And my teacher took him out of class... Lucky...

"I have condoms in my locker."

"CUPCAKES CAN'T FLY!!" My boyfriend's best friend blurted this one siku when the teacher was talking..

There was a girl who alisema "we have a kinanda at home".

well My teacher screams out "TACO BELL" when we get an answer right, au if wewe have zaidi then 1 answer, and its hilarious xDD

Can't pick one, we've had too many incidents in my science lessons.

We've got a lot of good drama pupils in the class, so one siku exactly half way through the lesson half of the class screwed up their eyes and started screaming, and the rest of us got up and started walking round in a mduara, duara repeating this chant, pretending we were possessed.

wewe can imagine that this was my idea. :')
I didn't think we were going to pull it off, but we did! wewe should have seen my science teacher's face, I will never forget it, she was practically shitting herself. Don't feel sorry for her, she's a horrible woman. Honestly, she's horrible.

But then it all got ruined because the class inayofuata door (which happened to be my form tutor, great.) came in to see what was going on, and a load of kids followed and distracted some of our class.

We got severely punished, but it was so so worth it! :'D

I wrote a parody of Twilight and I said
"Edward where are your pants!?!"
Everyone stared at me...
After the moment of silence I alisema "Chuck Norris"

In homeroom a kid named Jamir started dancing with a ladybug mto and claims to have taken her on a tarehe and slow danced to some soft music.Then took her nyumbani and kissed her goodnight.

my friend Ciara was asked who discovered America and she alisema punctious pilate!

me my friend was sleeping through class then the teacher found out and slamed a ruler on our dawati and i was like chokoleti and my fried alisema bunny and we fell out of our seat

My teacher takling about online bullying...."do not do this, this is a very severe crime and the punishment is-,"
Me; A wedgie!
Teacher;"-possible jail-time"
Me; Whoa! That's way worse that's like five wedgies!

me and my Marafiki were whispering during class and then the teacher was all, "AHEM! whats the answer ladies?" we didnt know, so we all said, "supercalifragalisticixialidotios" (or the thing from Mary Poppins that wewe say when wewe dont know what to say). when we realized we had all alisema it together, we bumped fists under the table! XD we all got infractions.

In my Math class (the only class not with the two other grades my class is paired with), we had a whole conversation on how to make our younger classmates shut up, how to kill the efficeintly, and dispose of the bodies without any traces. And out teacher joined in with us, mnaking suggestions, telling us what's wrong with our plan, etc.
We've had a conversation on how to bribe a friend to shut up in class (right in front of him), but we couldn't find any.
During math class, our teacher (who is also the athletics coach) had her hair sprayed green and pink kwa the seniors after their winning a bet they had made with her, taking up most of our time (thank wewe seniors!).
And too many others to say.

My friend Mileena, she has a Winnie the Pooh stuffed animal backpack thing. So, my Marafiki Joey and Rodney slap it and stuff to annoy her. So one day, they slapped the backpack thing and she alisema out loud,

"Did wewe just pimpslap my pooh??!!"

smacked someone in the head with a rubber medical arm boy did he get it kwa the teacher ha ha it still makes me lauph.

LOL when my teacher yelled TAKE THE QUIZ!!! my friend yelled TAKE THE WIZ!!!! LOL everybody started laughing even the teacher and he alisema sorry mrs that slipped out idk i was going 2 say that LOL