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What did wewe dream about last night?
My dream: I was at a party and I was about to kiss Zac Efron (I dont even like him) then he turns into Selena Gomez and I'm like "WHOAH what are we doing?" and Selena's like "you were about to kiss your girlfriend" and so I say "um, that's not possible because I'm straight today..." and she says "I know wewe are honey!" then I look in the mirror, and guess who's staring back at me? Justin Bieber! And so I say "I'm Justin bieber?!" and Selena says, "Yes! Good for you!" "Now hold my mfuko wa fedha, mfuko while I go over there." So I'm holding her purse, which weighs like 40 pounds, so I look inside it, and it's filled with a gun and about one hundred bullets. Then a kinanda falls on my head. Suddenly me, (who is still Justin Bieber btw) and Selena are standing in a field, and she says in an English accent "my brother can grow trees." then I woke up, thankfully.
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