Tell a bila mpangilio and pointless story!

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.



BOOM. bila mpangilio and pointless.

Once apon a time..













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The End. C8

Once upon a time, Bob Smith was walking down the street, and screaming at the juu of his lungs. He saw a lady across the mitaani, mtaa with her fat, spoiled son. "AY, MA'AM!" he screamed really loudly, "I'M BOB! BOB SMITH!" "Well, hi Bob," she said, sweetly, "Wanna come with me?" "SURE THING!" he screamed, and ran across the mitaani, mtaa clumsily, up to her. "MAAAAAMM," her fat, spoiled son said, "Who the hell is this weirdo?"
"He's Bob Smith, sweetie."
"Can I go hooome?"
"Sorry sweetie. I want wewe to meet him."
"BUT MAAAAAAAMMM!!!"
"Alright, sweetie!"
"Woohoo!" and the fat, spoiled son ran off. "Alright, now that he's gone, I'll tell wewe my name. I am Liane Cartman," she alisema to Bob, "Wanna go to my place and get some cookies?" "YAAAAY!" Bob replied, and they went back to her house to have sex. The End.

So, Bob started out walking down the mitaani, mtaa screaming at the juu of his lungs, to having sex with Cartman's Mom. Isn't that a good story?

Once there was a taco named pedro. He thought everyone hated him and they did.
THE END
au is it?
(it is cuz this story is to bila mpangilio and pointless 2 go on)

So I was hanging backstage after I finished dancing a number in my ballet performance and I was watching another girl dance on the little TV they have back there. The girl finished and came in and sat inayofuata to me. I told her good job and all and one of her Marafiki came in. She held her arms out in our direction and said,
"You were amazing!" She alisema it like she wanted me to say it. I don't know why, but I alisema it. I thought maybe she wanted me to congratulate (italics I don't know how to put them on) her.Then she said,
"You're pirouettes were ice." I repeated that too. Finally after she walked straight up to the girl who had finished and talked to her, I realized my mistake.

Awkward, right? So there it is.

I saw this question, replied to it, then lived happily ever after!

There once was a homicidal pretzel named Jim, who wanted a pair of leather pants. He then disguised himself as an old lady and got run over kwa a semi truck.

FIN

one time i ate some chicken
the end....!!!

Once apond a time I smiled
The End :)

Once upon a time, there was a girl. Her boyfriend cheated on her with her best friend who was supposed to be a lesbian! ~FIN~

they're was once a kitten named kitty-awsome, and it fell asleep. the end.

once upon a time. the end.

there was a fly and a venus flytrap. the venus flytrap ate the fly.

Once upon a time, there was this magical place where it never rained. The end.

Once upon a time, there was a kid named Chiyoko, Chiyoko got up, went to the bathroom, and pooped.
The end