What is the weridest dream youve EVER had?

That there was this over-asked swali about the weirdest dream you've ever had on fanpop on the bila mpangilio spot that got asked like every day....


Oh wait.



That wasn't a dream.

It's overused but I'll answer anyway because it's fun (this might be long though).
Anyway, at the beginning Caylee Anthony is on a cruise ship and the Turkish mafia is after her. She has protection though, she's in a cabin, kibanda with Adriana La Cerva from The Sopranos taking care of her. Then the hit men onyesha up, so Chris and Paulie fend them off, twice...the third time it doesn't work. Fast mbele to the trial, the courtroom is a biker bar. The prosecution lawyer rolls in on his motorcycle and takes off his helmet, it's Mr. Edwards from Little House on The Prairie. The jury shows up, it's the cast of the TV onyesha Bones and there is a little boy named Charlie running around, he's supposed to be Caylee's twin. The jury is talking with Casey and her lawyer and there is a gem sitting on the meza, jedwali in front of Angela Montenegro. Angela picks it up and says "I know what happened to Caylee, she used this to travel back in time and was born as her brother." case dismissed. Then I'm at my house celebrating Fourth of July, me, Detectives Fitch and Sanchez from Detroit 187 and several other people take turns sliding down a kilima on our stomachs but I cut my ankle in a barbed wire fence. The ambulance, magari ya wagonjwa which is standing kwa gives me a bandaid and drives me to town. There is a mitaani, mtaa fair going on and Larry the Cable guy is playing a flute in the window of a furniture store.

Hmm...let's see. I have had many strange dreams, but I'll just give wewe my juu three.

1. I was in some room, and I was surrounded kwa nothing but white walls. Then, suddenly the room just caught on fire! I was about to scream for help, when all of a sudden, Ke$ha jumps up out of nowhere in a Batman costume, imba "Da na na na na. BATMAN! Superman can't touch this!" I literally woke up screaming. XD

2. It was a typical siku at my school. I was sitting at my dawati takin my math test, when all of a sudden my best guy friend runs into the classroom. I asked him what was up and he alisema "I'm so happy Kat! I just proposed to Spongebob, and he alisema yes!"

3. Me and my ex-boyfriend were being chasted kwa a slow motion dinosaur....and somehow, he caught us.

Last night, I had a dream where I was driving a tank uphill...In school too?! I was randomly shooting at buildings, and other tanks.

Another weird dream I had was when I was climbing a never-ending staircase, and when i got to the top, I fell. And after falling, I woke up.

Also, one time I woke up in my bed, but I was still dreaming! I tried waking up again, but then it just kept repeating the dream for about 3 times. When I woke up for real, I was like, "Wtf?".

well i have two weirdest dreams. one was there were robbers in our house and all of a sudden my parents die and me and my sister are left alone but she wanted to go back and help them and my dumb self didn't, i was kinda being selfish. i didn't like that dream then we went back and i woke up.

then i had this dream i was upset because people were talking about me, i wanted to jump off the deck that i have and my sister tolled me not to, i ignored her and there was a family picha on the dawati i picked it up and start crying and i woke up with tears in my eyes..kinda sad

oh one more...
i keep on having this dream about this red big bird about my size and i named her the tickle girl she has been hunting me since i was 6 no lie. she scary and she's red like elmo and has a beak and stuff. scary..
ok thats it

This was when I was in third grade.

Dinosaurs were attacking my house and I was the only person left there. A t-rex was trying to find me, so of course I was hiding. I hid under a meza, jedwali at first, but then it found me.
inayofuata thing I know (in the dream) I'm laying on my kitanda in a Subway sandwich. The t-rex was putting toppings on me (and the sandwich) when it realized it forgot the mayo. So it walked out of my room to retrieve it. I figured this was my only chance to escape so I got up.

Then I woke up screaming and I fell out of kitanda and hit my head on the corner of my desk. It sucked. :P

True story.

Well...
So I was in this bila mpangilio house I didn't recognize sitting on a chair. I heard a familiar female.voice shout "Let's play 7 dakika in Heaven!" I looked up and saw that I was surrounded kwa my inayopendelewa characters of my inayopendelewa animes! (The voice belonged to Tohru Honda, btw). So I quietly agreed because I was embarrased. When it was my turn to pick a bila mpangilio item from the box of items, I pulled out one of those magic 8 balls that was a keychain. I swear if I was really there I may have fainted but the dream wouldn' t let me. I was kinda upset that I didn't pick Momiji, but then I saw my fanfiction characters for all the shows were there except one, which I realized was myself. This particular character is named Ashley and she's my Soul Eater character.

...After that, I kinda wanna keep the rest to myself. It wasn't dirty au anything, but it's embarrasing...

The inayofuata night I was a different character. And after that a third character. And after that a fourth.

It was a pretty weird dream series, but needless to say it was pretty damn awesome.

I've had a few slightly weirder dreams, but they make me look crazier than usual.

I had a dream where my friend and I were in a cave when it started to fill up with water. I started freaking out and there were babies floating everywhere. Then Amanda Bynes popped out of a ukuta wearing a superhero suit and was trying to grab all the babies, but when I handed her one she yelled at me that she was only one person...
I haven't liked her as much as I did before that dream since then.

the nyan cat.... oh god...

1: a skull talking to me, i dunno what he saying o.O
2: i saw in a news report, Cats and mbwa should not be married :?
3: I saw a growing flower, then stepped kwa an ant, stepped kwa young girl, stepped kwa a warrior, and then stepped kwa an elephant, but nothing happened to the maua, ua o.O
so weird O.o

My samaki jumped out of the aquarium, ate my cat and then attacked me...
I was scared of them for a while x3

I met Ralph Macchio and his family at his house.

Me: "I upendo you! I'm so nervous. I'm shaking in my pants!"
Ralph: *laughs* "It's okay!"
Me: "May I use the bathroom?"

So he shows me where the bathroom was.

Then I peed ALL OVER the bathroom floor kwa accident. I tried cleaning it up.

But as I was, his son, Daniel, was knocking on the door saying, "I've got to use the bathroom! Hurry!"

Weird, isn't it? :/

Okay,it was a little hamster dressed in a king costume.And it was talking about ruling the world.And then it turned into Alice & the Wonderland-y (in cartoon).Everything turned upinde wa mvua & swirled.And me & my sisters were running for the hamster's ENORMOUS guards.And we were in my house so it wasn't many places to run.You know what let me skip to the ending.

My grandmother walks in & everthing just goes back to normal.It was just weird.

Well this will be long so stick with me:
I had a dream that I went into Walmart and I saw Demi Lovato in there and she went to the Men's clothes part of walmart and she grabbed a Men's T-shirt and a pair of Men's pants and put on the shati and pants and then she yelled to everyone,"I am going to admit it!I am a crossdresser!" and then I walked up to her and I said,"WTF!?"Then I punched Demi Lovato in the face and then I left walmart and went to Hawaii and Selena Gomez was there and then she had Justin Bieber with her and then she threw a coconut at him and then she dumped him then I went up to Selena Gomez and said,"WTF IS YOUR PROBLEM!?"and then I broke her nose and then I took Justin nyumbani and then he went in and got me carrot and said,"Wear this around your neck and if wewe get in trouble,you can summon a bunny army!"and then I said,"Ummm...Okay?Justin..."and then I went nyumbani and found Taylor mwepesi, teleka on my kitanda and she was fat (as usual in real life) and then she went into my jikoni and took a tub of ice cream and said,"I cant believe that I am in your house!"Then I threw her out of my house and called the cops,but when the cops came,they were giant bunnies,and then the bunny cops ate my carrot mkufu and then Justin Bieber came back and he said,"I told wewe so!"
THE END

I was flushed down the toilet kwa the kraft Mac and cheese monster and my family turned into leafy chickens