I had my moyo cut out and stolen kwa a stranger who intended to sell it. But instead of dying, my thoughts and dreams inhabited kwa body to the point of being driven to madness and tricking people into their own deaths with only feelings of amusement. Slowly my body began to decay and I faded into a swirling abyss of red and black brimstone, taken in my nothingness and losing any and every part of my former self that I had, being surrounded kwa nothing and becoming nothing all at once.
wewe don't want to know. I wish it was a dream that I didn't remember. Most girls would like this kind of dream but I'm just like "OH GOD!!!!!!" So here's the dream I had before that.
I was sitting down on a couch, in a big house. I looked in a error and I was Jennifer Lawrence au some shit. Like, Katniss with blonde hair. Anyway I walked into another room and it was a big sculpture gallery. There was a lady walking around with the characters from Switched at Birth. I kept walking until I got outside. I took my bow and arrows and shot them randomly into the forest. If I hit something, the arrow would come back and land in front of me with whatever I got.
So after a few hours of that shit I looked up and there were a bunch of rich-looking people looking like they were at some fancy museum party. Watching me. So I walked back inside where a fat brunette lady in a blue flowery dress grabbed me and lined me up with a bunch of other girls and (here's where the hunger games comes in) she was like "And here are all of our female tributes!" In front of all the fancy people that I saw earlier.
So then I ran away and saw the Switched at Birth people again. I kept walking, because things were fucking weird. So I went up like three flights of stairs (because it was a big fucking mansion) where there were no people. I went into one of the rooms only to shut it quickly because there were Spencer and Toby from PLL, erm, wewe know. xD.
So then I walked away and some bila mpangilio guy started filming them with a video camera and I was like "Da fuck bruh?" So I pushed him down the stairs where he died. And then I went back outside and started flying, which was pretty fucking epic. I was so high I could barely see the ground so I started shooting arrows all over the fucking place. But then I Lost focus and fell, which actually scared the living fucking SHIT out of me but was awesome at the same time, and then I hit the ground and woke up.
Don't ask how the FUCK I remember this because I don't know. But it was seriously in my dreams.
Something about my inayopendelewa TV couple making out in a limousine on a stake out and my aunt cussing me out for mentioning a lake while the cast of NCIS was at a local gas station. (that is the shortened version).