What was the best story someone ever told you?

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly everyone died. The End.

There once was a man from Puru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright in the middle of the night to see that his dream had come true the end*closes book*

An old Puerto Rican legend of The Dog Of Stone. :3

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That girl on fanpop with multiple accounts is always talking when nobody else is talking,telling lies and rubbing shoulders(with imaginary friends) so they called her mouth a motor ...when she realised everybody recognised her,her tongue became a razor.The end lol,no wait,i was imba that.
Here's the story:
....and they found out rhinos were obese unicorns after all.The end.

once upon a time..
there was a dirty dishes ..waiting for me to clean them
and i clean them.. and then.. i went to kitanda ~_~ end of story *_*
oh my god !! i have to get a trophy for this amazing story

NCE MY FRIEND HAD A FRIEND THAT WAS kusoma IN A TREE. BUT ON THE WAY DOWN SHE HIT EVERY BRANCH. AND MAN DAMN WAS SHE SHE UGLY AFTER THAT........ TREES TRY TO RUIN PEOPLES LIVES.

The Tiger and the strawberry is probably my favourite. It's kinda short, so I might as well post it here.


A man was walking across a field when he heard a rustling in the tall nyasi beside him, and turned to see the hungry eyes of a large tiger staring at him. The man began to run, fear giving him greater speed and stamina than he knew he possessed.
But always, just behind him, he could hear the easy breathing of the hungry tiger. Finally, the man stopped, not because his strength had failed but because he had come to the edge of a high cliff and could go no further. "I can let the tiger Funfetti, au take my life in my own hands and jump." The man turned and saw the tiger slowly walking toward him, licking its mouth in anticipation. Resolved to take his own life, the man stepped to the edge of the cliff and bent his legs to jump, when he suddenly noticed a thick vine growing out of the side of the cliff, several feet from the top.

Carefully, he let himself drop down the cliff face, catching hold of the vine as he slid past, and thanked God when it was strong enough to support his weight. Hanging now, the man looked up and saw the tiger's eyes peering over the edge of the cliff. It roared down at him, then began to pace back and forth along the juu of the cliff. For the first time, the man looked at the vine that had saved his life. It was thick enough for him to wrap, upangaji pamoja his legs around, resting his arms, and long enough that he might be able to let himself far enough down to jump safely to the ground below.

And the moment he had this thought was the same moment that he saw the sekunde tiger, pacing back and forth at the foot of the cliff, licking its mouth, and looking hungrily up at him. Well, thought the man, if my strength and the strength of the vine are great enough, perhaps I can outwait the tigers. Surely, they'll go someplace else to eat when they're hungry enough. And the man prepared to settle in for a long wait.
His preparations halted quickly, however, when he heard a scurrying, scratching sound close to his own face. Glancing upwards, he saw two mice, one white and one black, emerge from a small hole in the cliff. They made their way swiftly to the base of the vine, and began to gnaw through it with their small sharp teeth. There was nothing else he could do, a tiger above, a tiger below, and the vine that kept him from their jaws about to break.

The man was closing his eyes to begin his prayers, when he noticed, a little to his right, a tiny patch of red color on the face of the cliff. He reached toward it precariously, pulled, and brought his hand back beneath his eyes. There, in his palm, was a luscious, red strawberry. The man swiftly pressed the strawberry between his lips, onto his tongue, and hanging between those still visible tigers, he enjoyed the finest, juiciest, sweetest meal of his life.

I went to this Halloween party a mwezi zamani and this girl that wuz there told this really creepy story. I can't remember all of it though.


This family had a mom, a dad, a brother, and two sisters. The mom and dad got fired and couldn't pay any bills. Their house went under foreclosure and they had to live in the woods. One day, they found a house in the middle of the woods. They decide to live in it. They walk in and check out the house. They find bedrooms, a kitchen, a dining room, a living room, bathrooms, and.....a sealed door. The kids wondered what was in there. They went to kitanda that night. The kids wake up in the middle of the night and hear imba that sounded like coming from a little girl. She sang:

"The door is sealed, and that means secrets, and secrets are meant to be found out."

The kids were a little freaked out. They went back to sleep. The inayofuata morning, after the family ate breakfast, they find a ring. Not just an ordinary ring, their grandfather's ring. With his finger on it. They said. "How is this possible? He died years ago." The mom called 911. "911, what is your emergency?" "There is my dad's ring here and he died years zamani and we're freaking out." "Okay, what is your name?" "Annabel Springfield." "Where do wewe live?" "in the forest across town." "Okay, cops will be there in any minute" The operator hung up. "Don't worry, kids, the cops are coming and everything is gonna be okay." The mom said. The cops came. "Are wewe sure this is your dad's ring?" the cops said. "Yes, I'm positive." The mom said. "Okay, we'll take it to a research lab to test it." The night was just like the last one. The dad fell on his knees. He looked like he was screaming but all wewe could hear was the little girl's song.

"The door is sealed and that means secrets, and secrets are meant to be found out."

The kids walked up to the sealed door and tried and tried to open it. They opened it.

I left at the good part which sux. :( This is what i call a cliffhanger.