bila mpangilio

jibu swali hili

bila mpangilio Swali

An ad from a local satire paper I'm reading. Please give m your oh-so witty intake on this.

"*Hot Blonde Seeking Generous Gentleman- 23*
Hi there! I'm a sexy blonde with a killer body seeking a generous man for a mutually beneficial intimate relationship. If you're looking for a good time in public and an even better time in private check out my profaili at ' link '." (Okay, I made that website up to cover up the real website she posted.)
 ivoryphills posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
next question »

bila mpangilio Majibu

DarkCEpitome said:
Well there's a good way to get raped.


-_-










































Don't tarehe online au go on a fucking newspaper ad to look for your soulmate, ladies.

If wewe believe that wewe two are truly meant to be together, he'll come eventually. Wait, sweetheart. Just wait. Be patient, it's easier than wewe may think.
select as best answer
posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita 
*
LOL, but the thing is, it's some sort of escort ad, not an actual dating ad. She's looking for a sugar daddy. So pathetic...
ivoryphills posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
*
Ahh, I see. Sorry I misunderstood xD But I still stick with my rape point. Heck, that probably makes the possibility of rape zaidi probable in this scenario...
DarkCEpitome posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
JaseKS said:
I believe, simply, that that is a sexist and idiotic advertisement, and I can't comprehend who would be mad enough to create such nonsense. There goes any possibility of a career, if your boss finds that, you're screwed, my friend! Whoever made that is a complete and total bloody fucking immature slut.

Good siku to wewe sir.
 select as best answer
posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita 
*
Whoa, genuinely epic input! :D But the thing is, she's looking for a sugar daddy, so I don't think she has a boss of any sort.
ivoryphills posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
*
Ah, of course. But any future jobs? She's fucked.
JaseKS posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
BeastBoyCahill said:
o_o XD WOW, THAT WOMAN IS SAD! Oh, yeah, it's a satire paper. Good.
 select as best answer
posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita 
*
Sorry, wewe misunderstood me: it's a real classified ad from a satirical newspaper.
ivoryphills posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
*
o_o WOW.
BeastBoyCahill posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
GoldnSnitch_96 said:
That link dosen't work ...
I really don't understand what's going on here, so here is a pic for your amusement
select as best answer
That link dosen't work ... I really don't understand what's going on here, so here is a pic for your amusement
posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita 
*
XDDD
SymmaGirl2 posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
*
He totally is female
blackrose294 posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
*
OMFG! XDXDXDXD
carsfan posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
*
8-o X'-D
ivoryphills posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
VoicesInMyHead said:
@_@
 select as best answer
posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita 
SymmaGirl2 said:
.________."

Jesus, she's worse than Misa Amane.
 select as best answer
posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita 
*
Misa...Amane... I feel that I've heard that before... =.=
ivoryphills posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
*
She's the blonde from Death Note who enjoys falling in upendo with mass murderers that she's only seen once in her life. :3
SymmaGirl2 posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
RobinFan360 said:
At least it's better then:

Christian woman looking for christian man partner who is sympathetic with woman who has mental illness and hears voices but is self controlled.
Phone: *** *** ****

-or-

Man looking for another man ages 17-73, (I am 53)
To come over for mutual touching but nothing zaidi (I'm not gay) and to play with my sons toy trains in the garage. He has a really good full set complete with buildings and everything. We can play all siku au for just a few hours. I also have some leftover meat in my freezer if wewe want some. It's not bad I just have too much of it.
 select as best answer
At least it's better then: Christian woman looking for christian man partner who is sympathetic with woman who has mental illness and hears voices but is self controlled. Phone: *** *** **** -or- Man looking for another man ages 17-73, (I am 53) To come over for mutual touching but nothing zaidi (I'm not gay) and to play with my sons toy trains in the garage. He has a really good full set complete with buildings and everything. We can play all siku au for just a few hours. I also have some leftover meat in my freezer if wewe want some. It's not bad I just have too much of it.
posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita 
xXitachiXx said:
Sounds like an ad ?
 select as best answer
posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita 
noobio7143 said:
WTF? (Yes, that's all I could come up with)
 select as best answer
posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita 
next question »
Cookies help us bring you Fanpop. By using Fanpop, you agree to our use of cookies. Learn More Got It!