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What are some saying that u herd that are funny au random...

Everyone wants to go to heaven.But nobody wants to die...
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How about this one: I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on ebay?
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sweet_n_silly said:
1) froke!!!!! *hysterical laughter*
2) I wouldn't tarehe wewe if wewe were the last marshmallow in the pickle jar
3) cute and snake should not be in the same sentance
4) I go to Hogwarts in the town of Forks in the land of Narnia on the planet Middle Earth in a galexy far, far away.
5) Best Marafiki are the people that laugh at a joke three times. once when it's told, the sekunde when someone explains it to them, and the third five dakika later when they actually get it.
6) I'm confused. no, wait... maybe I'm not.
7)You should only be afraid if I am QUIET
8) I'm jealous? Well I have a dinosaur and wewe don't! HA!!!
9) Marafiki are baridi than giraffes and giraffes, they're cool.
10) forwards is backwards for backwars and backwards is backwards for forwards.
11) *insert your own inside jokes here*
12) this shati is like a mullet, but backwards!
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO your good :DDDDD
peterslover posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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upendo #4
breebree446 posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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lolol @ # 5.
lollipopszx3 posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
iluvedwardc13 said:
Frank: "Has goldfinger ever had a flock of mooses advancing on him? It's a terrifying sight."

Mikey: "That's not the plural of moose, it's moosi."

Gerard: "F*ck off, it's meese."

hahahahaha i upendo that. what is the plural of moose?
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hahaha i upendo that one...
jacobblackfan23 posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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The plural of moose is moose. Seriously though, it is.
sarabeara posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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yeah, the plural of moose is moose. Can wewe believe that this is the third time that has come up today for me ???
moo000 posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Random9747649 said:
ME (Random9747649): i think u Lost ur brain
My friend (SnowiyFlake):My brain is in my head salama and sound...
ME: Ur brain has a sound?

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mine goes---mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! Very annoying!
peterslover posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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lol
jacobblackfan23 posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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plz tell me when i alisema that.
Snowiyflake posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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idk that was 1 mwezi zamani
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sarabeara said:
Guy: "I don't even know why wewe wear a bra. You've got nothing to put in it."
Girl: "You wear pants don't you?"

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Oh snap !!!
peterslover posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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oh shit that was cold lol
jacobblackfan23 posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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lmaooo
lollipopszx3 posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
breebree446 said:
When in doubt, point to the sky and run. It always works for me.
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too funny!! I'll try that one :D
peterslover posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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lol ilove it
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peterslover said:
ok ok ok...this is the only thing I can think of right now (believe me, that alone is a feat in-its-self!!!).....here goes...are wewe ready...

'The zaidi wewe know, the zaidi wewe know wewe ought to know'
think about it...
It's not funny, but it's a thinker!! :D
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 ok ok ok...this is the only thing I can think of right now (believe me, that alone is a feat in-its-self!!!).....here goes...are wewe ready... 'The zaidi wewe know, the zaidi wewe know wewe ought to know' think about it... It's not funny, but it's a thinker!! :D
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I get it. It means wewe want to know more, right?
breebree446 posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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Hmmm. That's deep. Not like kiddie pool deep, we're talking ocean deep here ;)
sarabeara posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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hell yea and its good to!!! :D
TwilightSagaLdy posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
tammy63 said:
One kwa One the pixies steal my sanity
Of all the things I miss, I miss my mind the most
At the zoo please don't lean on the railing, wewe could fall in then wanyama will eat wewe and wewe could make them sick. Thank You.
Please do not throw cigrettes on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer
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