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jokes! everyone tell jokes in this swali so that everyone have fun in kusoma them. post jokes. n i'll give 1 heshima to everyone.

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monLOVEbrucas said:
Give me two heshima :) i promise i wont tell anyone :D lol

How do wewe make a blonde laugh on saturday? .... tell her the joke on wedensday x]

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*holds hand on mouth* *face turns red* *holding in the giggles* NICE, hujambo what do wewe get when wewe find a dead blonde in your closet?
bubble_babe posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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me mean. k.
cooluk posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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hujambo i cant help being mean
cooluk posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Bella_Swan3 said:
A rabbit and a kubeba each get three wishes.

Bear: I wish I was the most handsome kubeba in the forest!

Rabbit: I wish I had a motorbike!

Bear: I wish i was the most handsome kubeba in the world!

Rabbit: I wish I had a motorbike helmet!

Bear: I wish I was the only male kubeba in the world!

Rabbit: Ehh...I've already got everything I want, so... I WISH MR kubeba WAS GAY!!!
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haha thats a good one =]
demon_wolf posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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LMFAO!
bubble_babe posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
TOTALIzzyluver said:
How do wewe wake up Lady Gaga?
Poker face!
(get it poke-her face?)

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nice one. lols.
cooluk posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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man u aliiba mine
dramalyric posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
twilightGGlost said:
What do wewe get when u cut 200 bras in half???




400 yaulmukas (the little hats Jewish ppl wear) with chin straps



idk if its funny but my friend told it to me lmao
i put the picture just in case ppl dont know what im talking about lmao

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 What do wewe get when u cut 200 bras in half??? 400 yaulmukas (the little hats Jewish ppl wear) with chin straps idk if its funny but my friend told it to me lmao i put the picture just in case ppl dont know what im talking about lmao
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lol!
monLOVEbrucas posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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haha lols. nice one
cooluk posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
lollipopszx3 said:
How do wewe put 5 Venusaurs, 7 Blastoises, and 9 Charizards in a truck?
Pokemon (Pok-em-on)
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lols
cooluk posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
AlexSelenaRules said:
This are cheezey
Why didn't the skeleton kuvuka, msalaba the road?
Cuz it didn't have the guts

What did the baby digatil clock say to it's mother?
Look mom!no hands!
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Like it lmao
twilightGGlost posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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lols. hahha. nice one
cooluk posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
bubble_babe said:
Whats a Cats fav color?

Purrr-ple

XD, lol that was bad, uh, damn (if anyone did this i'm sorry)
Ok theirs this boy and his dad, and the boys trying to learn his name.
he gose to school the inayofuata day. Teacher asks 'Whats your name?'
he says 'I'm a boy from ten-a-see, i'll kick your but from mti to tree.' so he got in trouble and he had to go see the princble. princble asks 'whats your name'
he says 'I'm a boy from TEN-A-SEE, i'll kick your but from mti to tree'.
the school the suws him, later on the juge asks him 'Whats your name'
and, wewe gessed it, the boy alisema 'I'm a boy from TEN-A-SEE, i'll kick your butt from mti to tree.' so they killed the boy.
down in hell the devil comes up and says 'Whats your name?'
the boy says 'I'm a boy from ten-a-see i'll kick your but from mti to tree.' the devil smiled and said
'I no that game, 'i'm the DEVIL UNDER GROUND...I'LL BURN YOUR BUT ROWN!' Hey!' :)
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Lol that was funny, i was like wtf lol at the killling part :P bila mpangilio but not bad x]
monLOVEbrucas posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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hahhah. that is funny. good jjoke. i loved it
cooluk posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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i dont get it...
The-Stig posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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Yeah I dont get it either, I know wewe wrote this like 3 months zamani but can wewe please explain it? lol sorry
moo000 posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
ClonedPickle said:
Why would did the fat man eat a lamp?
He wanted a light snack. :)
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hahha
cooluk posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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heehee
twilightGGlost posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
dustfinger said:
How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only 2 but the real maswali is how do wewe get them in the lightbulb
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nice one. lols
cooluk posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
scarlet009 said:
son; dad a boy calls me gay in school

dad; y dont u beat him and shout at him??

son; dad but he is so CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!

how was it tell me
n a want a prop...............;-)
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this is killer awesome. hahhaha. bcoz hes so cute. lols. yea i'll give 2 props.
cooluk posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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thts real funny :)
The-Stig posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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LMFAO
bubble_babe posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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hahaha
scarlet009 posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Grapejuice said:
I read this in a magazine, its so funny...

A man is planning a trip down south to celebrate he and his wife's anniversary (i spelled that wrong)at the hotel they had their honeymoon. He goes there and plans the reservations a siku early.
Then he e-mails his wife that it's ready. But, he gets the address wrong and sends it to a recently widowed women. The inayofuata day, the widow's son finds his wife fainted in front of the computer, and sees this e'mail on screen:

My darling wife. I've finally arrived. I've got it planned for wewe to come tomorrow. I hope your trip down here is as pleasent as mine was.

PS. It's hot! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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man this is killer. awesome. hhaaahahahah. good one
cooluk posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
The-Stig said:
A man walked in to a bar. ouch.
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OMG I know Right!
bubble_babe posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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lol
The-Stig posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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an oldie, but a goodie. upendo it =D
moo000 posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
demon_wolf said:
there are 3 scientists and the are in a temple, in the temple there are 3 doors the 1st scientist Bill walks up to the door on the door is a water symbol, Bill walks through the door and he hears a voice say "whoever enters this room will die kwa water." Bill shrugs it off and keeps going 2 find treasures.
The 2nd scientist Jack walks up 2 a door and on the door is a symbol of fire.us Jack walks through the door and a voice says "whoever enters this room will die kwa fire." Jack shrugs it off and goes to find treasures.
The 3rd scientist Alex goes over 2 the last door but the symbol on the door is scratched off. Alex walks through the door and hears a voice say "whoever enter this room will die kwa ekkkkkkkkk.*scratching noise*" Alex keeps walking to find treasures.
30 years later.......
Bill is on his yacht and it sinks and he drowns, Jack is in his house sitting kwa his fireplace when his house burns down. Alex knows he is inayofuata but does not know how, so he gets together a bunch of people 2 protect him. he is in his room when over the walkie talkie some says "there is a giant ekkkkkk *scraching noise*" Through the door comes a giant floating coffinALEX starts throwing pillows,blankets,books, a lamp his click, vut it still keeps coming. he gets up and runs to his bathroom and shuts the door but it smashes threw. he then throws soap, shampoo, clothes, razer, asprin, pain pills, cough drops and all of a sudden it stopped.us do wewe know why?

Cuz cough drops stop the coffin.... lol (get it cough drops stop the coughing)
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NICE!
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the_bunkster said:
Why did the scarecrow get a medal??

Coz he was outstanding in his field!!

LOL, my grandpa told me that one
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he he he
moo000 posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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LMAO!
taisa posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Gracie1995 said:
okay so this is from My Best Friend's Girl:
A Priest and a Rabbi are standing against a a ukuta and a little choir boy walks kwa and bends over to tie his shoe and the priest says to the Rabbi "Man, I'd like to screw him" and the Rabbi says "Screw him outta what?"
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CULLEN-HALE said:
whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa stops at 3 HOs!!
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hahah nice one
dsgt5 posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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ROFLMAO! omg! nice one ! LOL..
taisa posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
tooch said:
Yo mama's so fat, she puts on her lipstick with a paint roller.

LOL. I upendo these jokes.
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LMAO!
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