XD, lol that was bad, uh, damn (if anyone did this i'm sorry) Ok theirs this boy and his dad, and the boys trying to learn his name. he gose to school the inayofuata day. Teacher asks 'Whats your name?' he says 'I'm a boy from ten-a-see, i'll kick your but from mti to tree.' so he got in trouble and he had to go see the princble. princble asks 'whats your name' he says 'I'm a boy from TEN-A-SEE, i'll kick your but from mti to tree'. the school the suws him, later on the juge asks him 'Whats your name' and, wewe gessed it, the boy alisema 'I'm a boy from TEN-A-SEE, i'll kick your butt from mti to tree.' so they killed the boy. down in hell the devil comes up and says 'Whats your name?' the boy says 'I'm a boy from ten-a-see i'll kick your but from mti to tree.' the devil smiled and said 'I no that game, 'i'm the DEVIL UNDER GROUND...I'LL BURN YOUR BUT ROWN!' Hey!' :)
A man is planning a trip down south to celebrate he and his wife's anniversary (i spelled that wrong)at the hotel they had their honeymoon. He goes there and plans the reservations a siku early. Then he e-mails his wife that it's ready. But, he gets the address wrong and sends it to a recently widowed women. The inayofuata day, the widow's son finds his wife fainted in front of the computer, and sees this e'mail on screen:
My darling wife. I've finally arrived. I've got it planned for wewe to come tomorrow. I hope your trip down here is as pleasent as mine was.
there are 3 scientists and the are in a temple, in the temple there are 3 doors the 1st scientist Bill walks up to the door on the door is a water symbol, Bill walks through the door and he hears a voice say "whoever enters this room will die kwa water." Bill shrugs it off and keeps going 2 find treasures. The 2nd scientist Jack walks up 2 a door and on the door is a symbol of fire.us Jack walks through the door and a voice says "whoever enters this room will die kwa fire." Jack shrugs it off and goes to find treasures. The 3rd scientist Alex goes over 2 the last door but the symbol on the door is scratched off. Alex walks through the door and hears a voice say "whoever enter this room will die kwa ekkkkkkkkk.*scratching noise*" Alex keeps walking to find treasures. 30 years later....... Bill is on his yacht and it sinks and he drowns, Jack is in his house sitting kwa his fireplace when his house burns down. Alex knows he is inayofuata but does not know how, so he gets together a bunch of people 2 protect him. he is in his room when over the walkie talkie some says "there is a giant ekkkkkk *scraching noise*" Through the door comes a giant floating coffinALEX starts throwing pillows,blankets,books, a lamp his click, vut it still keeps coming. he gets up and runs to his bathroom and shuts the door but it smashes threw. he then throws soap, shampoo, clothes, razer, asprin, pain pills, cough drops and all of a sudden it stopped.us do wewe know why?
Cuz cough drops stop the coffin.... lol (get it cough drops stop the coughing)
okay so this is from My Best Friend's Girl: A Priest and a Rabbi are standing against a a ukuta and a little choir boy walks kwa and bends over to tie his shoe and the priest says to the Rabbi "Man, I'd like to screw him" and the Rabbi says "Screw him outta what?"