Tell a joke

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Doctor
Doctor Who?
EXACTLY!

//shot I'm not even sorry

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was soooo ugly, everyone died. The end.

life is all about tryin 2 find a place 4 ur stuff.....

juu ten signs that wewe are too drunk

10. wewe have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the Earth.

9. Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you.

8. The back of your head keeps getting hit kwa the toilet seat.

7. Your idea of cutting back is less salt.

6. wewe can focus better with one eye closed.

5. wewe fall off the floor.

5. The whole bar greets wewe when wewe come in.

4. wewe haven't had a driver's license in such a long time that wewe have forgotten what one looks like.

3. Roseanne looks good.

2. wewe don't recognize your wife/husband unless seen through bottom of glass.

1. wewe spent zaidi time on the floor than wewe do standing up.

Me: Keith come here right now.

Keith: I can't.

Me: And why not?

Keith: I can't "come" on command.

A man is speeding in his car; he looks behind and notices that there is a traffic cop behind him, so he pulls over.

Man: What's the problem, officer?

Officer: wewe were speeding. Can I see your license please.

The officer checks over his license and they start engaging in small talk.

Officer: So, what do wewe do for a living?

Man: I'm an anal stretcher.

Officer: An anal stretcher?! What does that entail?

Man: Well... wewe take an asshole, stretch it six foot long, give it a car and call it a traffic cop!

(Bp: Touche.)

Q: What gets zaidi jobs, cancer, au Apple?

A: Cancer gets Jobs...

(I apologise about the last one. I know it is a horrible joke, but I had to tell it anyway, because it is funny, even if it's horrible)

Your quadrants.

NO.

What is 4+4??

DANCING BLUE GUMMY kubeba STALKER

Two cannibals were eating a clown, one turns to the other and says, "hey, does this taste funny to you?"

Yeah that was kind of lame...