Whats your funny sentence. (Click for Entertainment)?

Well, just follow the instructions and you'll have a funny sentence.
Hope this entertains your boredom for about 2 minutes. :3

Part One: Look for the color of the juu you're wearing (if it's zaidi than one color, look for the majority):

Blue: I made out with
Green: I punched
Pink: I played Twister with
Purple: I want to kill
Yellow: I partied with
Orange: I smoked with
Black: I ran away from
Grey: I kicked
Brown: I pooped on
Other: I danced with

Part Two: Look for the siku of your birthday

1: Paris Hilton
2: a clown
3: a homeless guy
4: Miley Cyrus
5: the Kool-Aid man
6: a zebra
7: a smelly fat guy
8: Jake Gyllenhaal
9: a monkey
10: a penguin
11: Anne Hathaway
12: my mom
13: my dad
14: my crush
15: Kim Kardashian
16: Spongebob Squarepants
17: all of the tellitubbies
18: all of the Powerpuff Girls
19: Patrick Star
20: Barack Obama
21: Justin Bieber
22: Harry Potter
23: Hermione Granger
24: Bin Laden
25: Squidward Tentacles
26: the entire cast of Teen Mom
27: My Chemical Romance
28: Panic! At The Disco
29: Ke$ha
30: Taylor Swift
31: Eugene Krabs

Part Three: Look for the type of shelter wewe live in.

Apartment: Under the Hollywood sign
Medium House: In an alley
Mansion: In jail
Trailer: At a campground
Other: In Canada

Part Four: Look for your birthday month.

January: Because I was happy.
February: Because I was bored
March: Because I was drunk
April: Because I was lonely
May: Because I just wanted to have fun
June: Because I'm a freaking ROCKSTAR
July: Because I am freaking AWESOME
August: Because I'm stupid
September: Because I wanted a friend.
October: Because I got an "A" on a test.
November: Because I needed a little fun.
December: Because you're ugly.

nyota if I cured at least one dakika of your boredom.
BTW: Please don't take anything offensively. I don't drink, smoke, au get high. This was just for fun.