I remember when my friend________?

Told me he was a brony.

Told me that she had a dream where Prussia raped me and forever ruined Hetalia for me.

Keith tried camping out on juu of a building once. He was shooting crows, but the police were too busy teargassin' him to ask what he was doin' up there. He screamed for an entire mwaka every single time he opened his eyes! Oh, man! At first, it was funny; then it just got sad, but then it got funny again! Oh, man!

tried to convince me to listen to today's music
I laughed so hard

and me had a paranormal movie marathon , and she
could ' nt go nyumbani because she was too scared so we ended up having a sleep over .

became angry at me for saying I wanted to do his mom

and me were sugar high on Candy and were laughing at every single thing while our teacher was trying to interrogate us about some girl in the teacher's lounge

was confused my girlfriend because we were casually talking in the middle of a park about how she was gonna get candlelight fucked the inayofuata siku and the guy who asked if we were goin out who neither of us knew yelled at one point "FUCK THIS DAMN PARK BENCH BRUH" and almost showed us a video of one of the people he was there with sucking dick
yeah no kids were there dont worry
i remember this vividly because it was yesterday
good times