how would wewe plan the most worst tarehe ever

Well, first I would stalk the weather channel about a week before the tarehe to make sure that it's on a siku that it's supposed to rain au storm. Then I would suggest to the person that I'm going on a tarehe with to go on a picnic outdoors. So while we're on the picnic, it would start raining. Then, after most of the chakula is wet and ruined, I would suggest going to a restaurant that I know has the worst chakula and possibly the worst service, and not use ANY of my meza, jedwali manners. After we have a horrible meal and get annoyed kwa a bad waiter, I would persuade the guy I'm with to pay the bill while being kind of a jerk about it and we would have to walk back to my nyumbani (it would be so lucky if it's still raining) and then right when we're about to say goodbye at my doorstep I would lean in like I'm about to kiss him, but instead whisper in his ear and say "...your shoe's untied" then I would giggle, run in my house, and slam the door on him

...But I would never do anything like that, that would be just horrible XP

A chajio, chakula cha jioni that has water with no ice cubes.

not plan the date

...Murder my date?

I'll bet that would really ruin their day.

why would i plan a terrible tarehe on purpose