"Are wewe okay?" "Are wewe still with your boyfriend?" "How long have wewe guys been together?" "Why are wewe so quiet?" "How do wewe say ________ in Spanish?" "What are you?" "Are wewe mixed? wewe look mixed your hair is so pretty!" "Are wewe Dominican au Cuban? I swear wewe look like you're Dominican and/or Cuban." /.\
"What are wewe drawing?" "How are you?" "Can i copy Your homework?" "How do wewe say ____ in Danish?" "Why do wewe Draw?" "Is drawing fun?" "What do wewe want to become when wewe grow up?" "How old are you?" "can wewe do that for me?" ECT
1. The typical "How are you?" 2. "Are wewe emo?" ... :I 3. "Why do wewe always wear black?" It's a nice color. It goes with everything. WHY NOT. etc. etc. I just realized that I don't get asked anything special, now that I think about it lol
1. "Why are wewe so shy?!" 2. "Are wewe okay?" 3. "Are wewe trying to be a guy?" (sidenote: yes) 4. "Why do wewe wear such dark clothes all the time?" 5. "Why don't wewe smile very often?" (sidenote: because i hate my smile) 6. "Are wewe looking that up for a book au for actual reference?" (sidenote: when i Google things like "how long does it take for a body to burn" au some shit)(sidenote #2: both)
"How are you" "Are wewe okay" "How do wewe pronounce your last name" Every single mwaka my teachers ask me that last question. Hardly anybody has been able to say my last name the first time without mispronouncing it.
1- "Omg are those boots from the mall?" 2- "Did wewe really draw/write that?" 3- "How was school?" 4- "Are wewe still with your boyfriend?" 5- "Did he ever french you?" 6- "What kind of shoes are those?" 7- "When are wewe moving?" 8- "Can I copy off of your nyumbani work?" 9- "How many wanyama do wewe have?" 10- "What did wewe do in school today?"
1. Have wewe found a job yet? (No.) 2. (when I was in school) What's your major? (I don't have one.) 3. (when I was a teenager) Are wewe lesbian? (No.) 4. (ditto) Do wewe have cancer? (No.) 5. (ditto) Are wewe a skinhead? (NO!) 6. (ditto) Then why do wewe have a shaved head? (Because I like shaved heads.) 7. Are wewe sure you're not a lesbian? (Pretty sure.) 8. (my stepmom, when I was in college) Any cute boys in your class? (I dunno. Sure.) 9. (my mom) Have wewe fed the dogs? (Yes.) 10. Do wewe plan on going on to a four-year? (Eventually.) 11. What's wrong? Are wewe okay? (I'm fine. I just have bitchy/glum resting face.)
How old are you? (people are always surprised when I say my age.) What do wewe use in to make your hair look so shiny and healthy? What kind of drink do wewe want from Starbucks? What perfume are wewe wearing? Are wewe pregnant? Do wewe have a job yet? Are wewe married? Do wewe have kids? Do wewe have a boyfriend?
how are you? can i borrow some paper? are wewe watching Doctor Who again? whats that supposed to mean? how old are you? whats your name? did wewe dye your hair that color? what are wewe doing? what are wewe playing?
Is that your real hair? wewe watch anime? wewe play video games? wewe skateboard? wewe like 1D? Do wewe have a bf? Are wewe single? (Are wewe single? ? Mf???) Will wewe go out with me? What's wrong? Omg who hit you? (I have an awesome birth mark that looks like a burse to some people. Lol) What happened?
1. Is it true ___ is your twin!? (yes and I hate him) 2. Is it true wewe live on a farm? (Yes, I hate that too) 3.woah your eyes.....? (My eyes are blue and yellow :P) 4.Do wewe watch anime? (yes) 5. Do wewe know this show? 6. Do wewe speak Japanese? (No, just because I watch anime does not mean I know Japanese.) 7. Who do wewe like? (No one, no I'm not lonely, no I don't want anyone, no I don't like them, leave me alone, because your annoying, because wewe ask stupid questions. Some people at my school are so >.>) 8.How old are you? (people always think I'm at least college age) 9.What do wewe do at home? (nothing, absolutely nothing of importance and I upendo it)