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I am here to insult wewe wewe maggot. wewe are a squeaking rat, a mistake of nature and a heavy-metal bagpipe player. wewe were not born. wewe were hatched into an unwilling world that rejects the likes of you. wewe didn't crawl out of a normal egg, either, but rather a mutant maggot egg rejected kwa an evil scientist as being below his low standards. Your alleged parents abandoned wewe at birth and then died of shame in recognition of what they had done to an unsuspecting world. They were a bit late.
I give wewe another long flame. wewe are a thick-headed trog. I have seen skeet with zaidi sense than wewe have. wewe are a few bricks short of a full load, a few cards short of a full deck, a few bytes short of a full core dump, and a few chromosomes short of a full human. Worse than that, wewe top-post. God created houseflies, cockroaches, maggots, mosquitos, fleas, ticks, slugs, leeches, and intestinal parasites, then he lowered his standards and made you. I take it back; God didn't make you. wewe are Satan's spawn. wewe are Evil beyond comprehension, half-living in the slough of despair. wewe are the entropy which will claim us all. wewe are a green-nostriled, crossed eyed, hairy-livered, goisher kopf, inbred trout-defiler. wewe make Ebola look good.
Finally the moment we have all been waiting for the flame of the day. It is hard to believe how incredibly stupid wewe are. Stupid as a stone that the other stones make fun of. So stupid that wewe have traveled far beyond stupid as we know it and into a new dimension of stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid cubed. Trans-stupid stupid. Stupid collapsed to a singularity where even the stupons have collapsed into stuponium. Stupid so dense that no intelligence can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot summer siku on Mercury stupid. wewe emit zaidi stupid in one dakika than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. It cannot be possible that anything in our universe can really be this stupid. This is a primordial fragment from the original big stupid bang. A pure extract of stupid with absolute stupid purity. Stupid beyond the laws of nature.

wewe freak of nature, go kill ur self.

Go step on a lego.

To compare wewe to a virus would be an insult to the virus.

Were wewe born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen?

I heard they're selling lives at the store, wewe should go get one.

Yo mama so fat Bill Gates couldn't afford her liposuction.

Okay. This is like a license to kill, sort of thing, right?

In all of the world, I have never seen someone with such crooked teeth as yours. If wewe want to fix them, well, here's a shovel... go ahead, don't be afraid.

If ugly became a fashion statement, you'd be the best fashion statement ever!

*sigh* that's it... I'm not very skilled at insulting others.

wewe filthy Mudblood! wewe starvelling, wewe eel-skin, wewe dried neat’s-tongue, wewe bull’s-pizzle, wewe stock-fish–O for breath to utter what is like thee!-you tailor’s-yard, wewe sheath, wewe bow-case, wewe vile standing tuck! That shina of humours, that bolting-hutch of beastliness, that swollen parcel of dropsies, that huge bombard of sack, that stuffed cloak-bag of guts, that roasted Manningtree ox with pudding, saladi in his belly, that reverend vice, that grey Iniquity, that father ruffian, that vanity in years? Let's see, I've walked the dog, cleaned my room, gone shopping and gossiped with my friends...Nope, this orodha doesn't say that I'm required to talk to you. The Village just called. They alisema they were missing their town idiot, I couldn't really understand them, but I think they were saying the name was yours. If wewe ran 1,000,000 miles to see the boy/girl of your dreams, what would wewe say when wewe got there? Wow, wewe looked a lot hotter from a distance! wewe must be the arithmetic man -- wewe add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance. wewe occasionally stumble over the truth, but wewe quickly pick yourself up and carry on as if nothing happened.